"Shelle, is RonFez.Net a cult?" [Archive]

ShelleBink

05-12-2006, 06:34 AM

Last night, my sister wanted me to go to the grocery store with her to pick up a few things.  I was wearing my RonFez.Net softball jersey with "Bink 02" on the back ((which is getting a bit tight like Justice's throwback Devils jerseys))... thought nothing of it.  Went to the store, got what we needed ((Blue Bunny ice cream is $1.99 at A&P)) and were loading up the car when a guy I didn't know walked near us and was like "Oh my God! I love Ron and Fez! I just got XM."  He even showed me his Big Ass Card and it made me a little more comfortable.  That and he was a safe distance away in case I needed to use a weapon ((although, it was daylight with lots of witnesses)).  He and I talked back and forth about the show ((no, he said he's not on the board)).  So I hop in the car and just am in a good mood because for some strange reason, it made my day.  My sister was kinda quiet ((she does listen to the show)) and just said "What was that about?"... so I tell her the shirt's from a board event from years ago and I found it and just threw it on for the day.  She's like "No... I mean... Shelle, is RonFez.Net a cult?" I didn't know how to respond other than maniacally laughing.

mikeyboy

05-12-2006, 06:37 AM

ShelleBink wrote: I didn't know how to respond other than maniacally laughing. How about saying "yes"?

ShelleBink

05-12-2006, 06:39 AM

Too easy.  I tried to get her to join.

A.J.

05-12-2006, 06:39 AM

Yes.  And Ron is The Leader.

Don Stugots

05-12-2006, 06:50 AM

is she hot?  a cult can always use a few more hot chicks around.

Sheeplovr

05-12-2006, 06:51 AM

Ron and Fez are everywhere at all timesI still got one above
anyone how my guidance counsoler was a fan unfortunetly she just wanted
to talk about the show instead of how i was dooing in school

Tall_James

05-12-2006, 06:57 AM

<img height="200" src="http://www.cnn.com/US/9803/25/heavens.gate/1.apple.jpg" width="200" border="0" />"BAC #12543 checking in!"

Tall_James

05-12-2006, 06:58 AM

<img height="240" src="http://theboard.byu.edu/filelib/beard-koresh.jpg" width="200" border="0" />"Ma-ha-bone buddays!  Hey..is it getting hot in here?"

Tall_James

05-12-2006, 06:59 AM

<img height="253" src="http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/tomcruiseiscrazy.jpg" width="450" border="0" />"No Matt...you just don't get it.  Fez DOES have a fiance in Niagra Falls Ontario Canada!"

Patches

05-12-2006, 07:02 AM

<img height="294" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Kool-AidMan.jpg" width="281" border="0" />TASTY!!!

Dougie Brootal

05-12-2006, 07:08 AM

Tall_James wrote: <img height="253" src="http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/tomcruiseiscrazy.jpg" width="450" border="0" />"No Matt...you just don't get it.  Fez DOES have a fiance in Niagra Falls Ontario Canada!"BEST POST EVER!!

Tall_James

05-12-2006, 07:17 AM

douggrasso wrote: Tall_James wrote: <img height="253" src="http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/tomcruiseiscrazy.jpg" width="450" border="0" />"No Matt...you just don't get it.  Fez DOES have a fiance in Niagra Falls Ontario Canada!"BEST POST EVER!!<a href="http://www.friedmanarchives.com/National%20Parks/images/Fencepost%20and%20Mountains%208x12%20300%20dpi.jpg" target="_self">Thanks for the compliment but I'm more partial to this post...</a>

curtoid

05-12-2006, 07:20 AM

Not "A cult" but "THE Cult"<img height="195" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/mligon/blog/TheCult-band.jpg" width="275" border="0" /> ADF, Just Jon, Mojo and Mikeyboy will rock you!

Tenbatsuzen

05-12-2006, 07:25 AM

I stopped reading after Shelle said her shirt was getting tight.

FezPaul

05-12-2006, 07:29 AM

Tall_James wrote: douggrasso wrote: Tall_James wrote: <img height="253" src="http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/tomcruiseiscrazy.jpg" width="450" border="0" />"No Matt...you just don't get it.  Fez DOES have a fiance in Niagra Falls Ontario Canada!"BEST POST EVER!!<a href="http://www.friedmanarchives.com/National%20Parks/images/Fencepost%20and%20Mountains%208x12%20300%20dpi.jpg" target="_self">Thanks for the compliment but I'm more partial to this post...</a>There's something missing from that post.http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hatpost.jpg

EliSnow

05-12-2006, 07:43 AM

If our great leader sleeps with every RonFez.net chick, then yes, we have a cult on our hands.

HBox

05-12-2006, 07:51 AM

She's on to us, now she must die.

angelinad128

05-12-2006, 08:03 AM

That's funny. Did she ask because he looked like a weirdo?

bobrobot

05-12-2006, 08:04 AM

Terragen

05-12-2006, 08:10 AM

Good Lord, Bobo, where the F do you find things like that?? WTF is that??

narc

05-12-2006, 08:10 AM

*sigh* just let me know when there's a sacrifice so I can anoint myself and get the ceremonial knife. 
Bobo, that's the most frightening thing I've seen here ever.

Snoogans

05-12-2006, 08:12 AM

I need you to join this religious cult with me."I'm not gonna do that"Come on man, remember last week, I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch your show, and we watched your show, I did that for you man."but you kept flippin back to the game."I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN SCORE....What do you gotta do that's so fuckin important you can't join the religious cult with me?

PhishHead

05-12-2006, 08:18 AM

well, I was gonna go sunbathing.

Snoogans

05-12-2006, 08:19 AM

oh no, man, you shouldn't do that. this guy Russel, he's the leader guy, he was rambling on about how the sun's bad, the beast cant come out cause its too bright and it hurts his eyes

PhishHead

05-12-2006, 08:20 AM

well, Im not in the cult, so I dont have to worry about pissing the leader guy off!

This message was edited by PhishHead on 5-12-06 @ 12:21 PM

Death Metal Moe

05-12-2006, 08:25 AM

bobogolem wrote: <img height="252" src="http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/cult.jpg" width="279" border="0" /> Good Pungent Stench CD cover too:<img height="200" src="http://mclub.te.net.ua/images/alb/cover1306_14635.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

ChildofFez

05-12-2006, 08:27 AM

<img height="358" src="http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/04/49/11/044911_ph12.jpg" width="526" border="0" />...look at my face I listen to Ron and Fez!

Snoogans

05-12-2006, 08:38 AM

I think our cult needs more cowbell

ShelleBink

05-12-2006, 08:38 AM

angelinad128 wrote: That's funny. Did she ask because he looked like a weirdo?  Nah, she's seen a lot of guys I've dated, so weirdos talking to me is nothing new to her.

Snoogans

05-12-2006, 08:39 AM

hey, wait a minute

ShelleBink

05-12-2006, 08:40 AM

blarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

This message was edited by ShelleBink on 5-12-06 @ 12:44 PM

bobrobot

05-12-2006, 08:52 AM

Snoogans wrote:I think our cult needs more cowbell<img height="143" src="http://www.marktkreisel.ch/fun/002/frames/musisch/cowbell.gif" width="143" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-12-06 @ 12:53 PM

bobrobot

05-12-2006, 09:21 AM

<a href="http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/lizCAPO.htm">http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/lizCAPO.htm</a>I got the disturbing, iconic, cultish image from a B Movie website I like called "And You Call Yourself A Scientist."

Don Stugots

05-12-2006, 11:12 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: hey, wait a minute <hr color="cococo" align="left">

HA HA

torker

05-12-2006, 12:31 PM

The Cult of FezonalityLook into Funkman's eyes, what do you see? Cult of Fezonality I know Moe's anger, I know Sheeplovr's dreams I’ve been everything Snoogan's want to be I'm the cult of Fezonality Like MikeyBoy and ShelleBink I’m the cult of Fezonality Cult of Fezonality Cult of Fezonality  

This message was edited by torker on 5-12-06 @ 4:54 PM

SatCam

05-12-2006, 01:14 PM

"Shelle, is RonFez.Net a cult?"

At first I thought this said "Shelle, is RonFez.Net a cunt?"

no hetero

Bulldogcakes

05-12-2006, 03:53 PM

<img width="256" height="350" border="0" src="http://jonestown.sdsu.edu/AboutJonestown/Gallery/G4/images/01-jones-jim.jpg" /> Jim Jones  <img width="375" height="500" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/100_2233.jpg" /> Ron Bennington (with one of his brainwashed servants)      Spooky. . . . isn't it?

Bulldogcakes

05-12-2006, 03:55 PM

I hear they'll be serving Kool Aid at Karavas this Saturday<img width="420" height="300" border="0" src="http://goddity.hit.bg/Jonestown.jpg" />

Don Stugots

05-12-2006, 05:41 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Bulldogcakes wrote: I hear they'll be serving Kool Aid at Karavas this Saturday<img width="420" height="300" border="0" src="http://goddity.hit.bg/Jonestown.jpg" /> <hr color="cococo" align="left">

dont forget to wear your navy blue jumpsuit and nike sneakers. the comet passes at the stroke of midnight.

mikeyboy

05-12-2006, 05:43 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: <img height="500" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/100_2233.jpg" width="375" border="0" /> Ron Bennington (with one of his brainwashed servants)Did anyone listen to O&A this morning?  That particular "brainwashed servant" was actually the guy who was licking Assman's manboobs in an attempt to win an Inno.

furie

05-12-2006, 05:43 PM

is RonFez.Net a cult?"

maybe 3 years ago, but today? not so much.

TheMojoPin

05-12-2006, 05:46 PM

The whole cult thing really fell apart when we attempted to find a virgin to sacrifice to our unholy gods, and realized that that would leave about half a dozen posters, at best.

Fallon

05-12-2006, 05:48 PM

Did anyone listen to O&A this morning? That particular "brainwashed servant" was actually the guy who was licking Assman's manboobs in an attempt to win an Inno.

Definitely their best live show in a while.

fluffernutter

05-12-2006, 08:45 PM

<img width="141" height="127" border="0" src="http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/cult.jpg" /> WTF is that??   EDIT: CRAP! I missed the top of Page 2 as Moe beat me to it. Sorry for the unintentional double posting. I know it is some classic piece of artwork although I am not sure from whom. <img width="304" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.uttertrash.net/macabresinister.jpg" /> 

This message was edited by fluffernutter on 5-13-06 @ 12:47 AM

Hosp

05-12-2006, 09:23 PM

Why is it that anything I get interested gets classified as a cult?  ECW, RF.NET, Heavens Gate?  Come on, sometimes it's just like minded people getting together and eating pudding and drinking vodka.

Snoogans

05-12-2006, 09:24 PM

car crash hosp

ShelleBink

05-13-2006, 05:39 PM

Hosp wrote: Why
is it that anything I get interested gets classified as a cult? ECW,
RF.NET, Heavens Gate? Come on, sometimes it's just like minded people
getting together and eating pudding and drinking vodka. Is there worship of a golden calf anywhere? <blockquote />

Death Metal Moe

05-13-2006, 05:41 PM

fluffernutter wrote: I know it is some classic piece of artwork although I am not sure from whom.<img height="300" src="http://www.uttertrash.net/macabresinister.jpg" width="304" border="0" /> Good fuckin' call with the Macabre.

zildjian361

05-13-2006, 05:50 PM

tall_james that eat my pussy is disturbing.

Tenbatsuzen

05-13-2006, 09:34 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: The whole cult thing really fell apart when we attempted to find a virgin to sacrifice to our unholy gods, and realized that that would leave about half a dozen posters, at best.   ...and no admins!

Hosp

05-13-2006, 11:43 PM

Is there worship of a golden calf anywhere?  <img src="http://newsaskew.com/onlocation/v2k2/tim_21.jpg" border="0" />

CruelCircus

05-14-2006, 12:40 AM

Snoogans wrote: car crash hosp That's just lazy Snoogs.You could have found a picture of a crash to post for that awful joke.

GregoryJoseph

01-03-2009, 10:27 PM

One of the definitions of the word 'cult' is

a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing

Tenbatsuzen

01-03-2009, 10:39 PM

One of the definitions of the word 'cult' is

You had to bump a 2 year old thread just to go after Gaz? Come on, man.

Friday

01-04-2009, 10:35 AM

http://lemurking.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/determination.jpg

MisterSmith

01-04-2009, 11:01 AM

You had to bump a 2 year old thread just to go after Gaz? Come on, man.

Hey, at least he didn't create a new thread for it. For some reason that is a Cardinal Sin around here.

...of course a bunch of retarded polls or nonsensical threads are fine.

GregoryJoseph

01-04-2009, 11:04 AM

I assure you, Gaz was the last thing on my mind when I came across this thread.

Funny how people assume they know the motivation behind your posts. Sometimes there's absolutely none at all. You just discover an old post that you find interesting and bring it back.

MisterSmith

01-04-2009, 11:08 AM

This is just going to be taken out of context so I'm deleting it.

The important part: GJ, don't take it personally.

disneyspy

01-04-2009, 11:10 AM

shit,thats too bad,i almost started liking you again

cougarjake13

01-04-2009, 11:28 AM

if its a cult where's the punch and pie ??

Don Stugots

01-04-2009, 11:48 AM

if its a cult where's the punch and pie ??

tub washed his socks in the punch and Tall James and I polished off the pie. sorry. you get the sneakers and jogging suit in the mail?

Fez4PrezN2008

01-04-2009, 12:57 PM

I stopped reading after Shelle said her shirt was getting tight.

That thought in itself was worth the 2 yr bump :happy:

thepaulo

01-04-2009, 01:20 PM

You had to bump a 2 year old thread just to go after Gaz? Come on, man.

Nothing cooler than bumping a two year old thread....
unless it'sbumping a 5 year old thread.

sailor

01-04-2009, 01:23 PM