Puppet in Peril: Crisis Day 1

[JustJon]

<p>For those of you at Karavas last night, you know some pernicious pecant pilfered a poor puppet...</p><p>as Roberto's top fan, I demand satisfaction! This rapscalion must be found!</p><p> </p><p>Found at the scene of the crime...</p><p><img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/note1.jpg" /></p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/note2.jpg" /> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JustJon on 5-14-06 @ 9:19 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

Is this a work?

[mdr55]

<p>Maybe the puppet ran away?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Check Grand Central.&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

it was the stinkbomber.

[East Side Dave]

<p>To whomever: please return my baby boy. Please.</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">While the kidnappers have Roberto, it would be nice if they could dry&nbsp;him out &amp; give him a pair of pants. This may go a long way towards avoiding criminal prosecution!</font></strong></p>

[BoondockSaint]

That looks like Blaine's handwriting.

[nevnut]

I think I saw him hitch-hiking along I-80 about an hour.

[booster11373]

Wasnt the Jackie puppet kidnapped one time as well. The Tri state area is full of puppet crime.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by booster11373 on 5-14-06 @ 9:44 PM</span>

[MilkmanDann]

What the F***, I'll put a reward up right now. Fez's next paycheck for the return of Roberto !

[booster11373]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>For those of you at Karavas last night, you know some pernicious pecant pilfered a poor puppet...</p><p>as Roberto's top fan, I demand satisfaction! This rapscalion must be found!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Found at the scene of the crime...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/note2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by JustJon on 5-14-06 @ 9:19 PM</span> <p>I love the fact that Fez is right behind ESD looking as cool as a cucumber. A little to cool if you ask me</p>

[OGC]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />Want the Jackie puppet kidnapped one time as well. The Tri state area is full of puppet crime. <p><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="4">I invented kidnapping puppets, Hoo Hoo, Tell 'em Fred</font></p><p><img src="http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4451/stern9tm.png" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p><u>Rory Hamptons</u> for &quot;consorting with the enemy&quot; and really making it seem like old times&nbsp;</p>

[jagsfans]

Yeah Fez does look a little too calm.&nbsp; Also, Dave don't plead for his return.&nbsp; Whoever did this wants to hurt you and the more you care the more Roberto will pay in wood chippings....

[spot]

These evildoers must be caught, and brought to justice immediately.

[FUNKMAN]

maybe he shacked up with a hooker to get some of them wrinkles out of his wood?&nbsp;

[Crinklex2]

Let's hope they don't start cutting off body parts one at a time.&nbsp; They do that sometimes you know.&nbsp;

[samnyc]

Maybe it was a listener who recognized the Roberto bit is already dead.

[Sheeplovr]

If its a Crisis I belive Superboy prime punched robertos head off<br />

[Photoshop Mike]

<p>The last time I saw Roberto he was drinking a beer, posing with a Posse sticker. He was still SOGGY WET and had NO pants. Who would take him? What do they want? Will they call in on monday between noon and 3 with a list of DEMANDS? In the words of Mel Gibson.. GIVE ESD BACK HIS SON!</p><p><img height="479" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/michaelscardillo12345/lost.jpg" width="416" border="0" /></p>

[mdr55]

<p>Hope he doesn't turn up like the last kidnapped puppet.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="3">WARNING! NSFW</font></strong><br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.fox-gieg.com/stuff/puppets/puppets.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Goddamn son-of-a-bitches!!!!&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>This feels vaguely familiar.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[french bread pizza]

maybe helen took him when she took her jacket back you fag dave...haha..i love seeing you wearing her jacket in pictures like it's yours..you even let me wear it outside when i was cold..i love you, you and roberto...miss that damn puppet already

[FUNKMAN]

<p><em><strong><font size="3">Poor Roberto! </font></strong></em></p><p><img height="399" src="http://www.prairiebug.com/7-04images/watercolors/gouache-puppets.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i hate to see roberto missing, but mr. m does have a back up.</p><p>don't forget about roberta</p><p><img src="http://www.custardpie.co.uk/images/23/21137_big.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Fallon]

Uh oh.

http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/bertohostage.jpg

[suggums]

<p>allah akbar! allah akbar! allah akbar!<br /></p><p>face it, ron did it<br /></p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>allah akbar! allah akbar! allah akbar!<br /></p><p>face it, ron did it<br /></p><p>Ron doesn't do things. He has things done.</p>

[Plethora]

<p>I think we might be taking the wrong angle on this... </p><p><em>No Payoff, No Puppet</em></p><p>Could this be a suicide note?!&nbsp; As in -- the bit has no payoff, the puppet is sad, puppet silver salad.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No Roberto, no!</p>

[Coach]

Dude His chick took it. She wants a ring, and tired of black Chef Cock in her mouth.

[Ogre]

<p><img height="239" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/team_america__world_police/ta2.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p><p>The White House has released security camera images, taken&nbsp;shortly before Roberto's abduction, that prove Al Queda's involvement......developing...&nbsp;</p><p>This Morning's NY POST...</p><p><img height="330" src="http://www.ogresville.com/mediac/400_0/media/ROBERT~HEADLINES.gif" width="251" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Ogre416 on 5-15-06 @ 8:38 AM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">This CAN'T be happening...</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/DummyHead.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

where was master po? why wasnt hee protecting the R&F staff? Dave must be so heart broken. I hope he gets "freed" from his kidnapers as soon as possible.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>In about six weeks, Roberto will be making an appearance on Bubba the Love Sponge's show...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="374" src="http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/hearst_p_tania.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

[Furtherman]

This is awful.&nbsp; Rat bastard, return the puppet!

[ChimneyFish]

<p><img height="479" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/michaelscardillo12345/lost.jpg" width="416" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Don't you think it's about time for a new one anyway, East Side????</font></em></strong></p>

[mendyweiss]

<img height="388" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2002/232/12221_1029948580.jpg" width="232" border="0" />I saw this guy hangin around. I'm afraid Roberto is sleeping with the fishes !

[x23x]

<p>At Karavas on Saturday, myself and some dude were sitting at the bar and had a short discussion about how easy it would be to catapult ourselves to instant infamy by kidnapping Roberto, who was sitting all by his lonesome right behind us.</p><p>I don't know who this stranger was, but I wonder if he's the one that went through with this horrible act.&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

I think Roberto planned his get-away that night. He couldn't take Dave making out with him in public anymore.

[A.J.]

<p>Maybe it was a fake kidnapping to earn a father's love.</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/4f05/07252002182120.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

maybe DYFS stepped in and did the right thing?

[Don Stugots]

as i am typing this, robertos myspace page shows him as being online

[K5Banger]

That dirty ass puppet has a myspace page???

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>K5Banger</strong> wrote:<br>That dirty ass puppet has a myspace page???<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

yes, roberto the puppet is in my top 8

[jlehane]

What did the Nazi interrogator say to the PUPPET ?&nbsp;&quot; Vee haff Vays of making you TALK !!!&quot;&nbsp; <a href="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/lostPUPPETroberto.jpg">http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/lostPUPPETroberto.jpg</a><img height="479" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/lostPUPPETroberto.jpg" width="416" border="0" />Opie likes to BURN PUPPETS,and he has a sinister laugh &quot;Bwah ha ha ha hahah Die Puppet Fuckface!&quot;

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>K5Banger</strong> wrote:<br />That dirty ass puppet has a myspace page???<p>&nbsp;</p>

yes, roberto the puppet is in my top 8<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But I doubt it's the real Roberto since all they're doing is ripping off the&nbsp; things I'm posting...<br /></p>