Puppet In Peril: Crisis Day 2

[JustJon]

<p>The pictures sent to Dave were CCed to RonFez.Net as well...</p><p><img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/kidnap1.JPG" /></p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/kidnap2.JPG" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/kidnap3.JPG" /></p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/kidnap4.JPG" />&nbsp;</p>

[spadanko]

&nbsp;funnieest thing I have ever seen!!

[rooter]

Brilliant!

[chgojim]

<p><font size="5">Have we heard a list of demands yet?</font></p><p><font size="5">Roberto Day 2 &quot;A Nation Mourns&quot;</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

put pants on the puppet you bastards. just because you are acting like savages there is no reason to an animal.

[mendyweiss]

At least hei isn't dressed in an orange jumpsuit

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I belive the Watch on the wrist of the masked man is key </p><p>even more key is they are too poor for a digital camera since they are on film </p><p>they need the ransom money to buy a digital camera </p><p>and his eyes look like gvac but from the photos at the party he doesn't wear a watch like that </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 5-15-06 @ 12:37 PM</span>

[aquinas88]

<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/aquinas1988/ebharl.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/aquinas1988/mac.jpg" border="0" />Maybe Dave has a new puppet????

[Furtherman]

<p>Ok, the perp has a kid.&nbsp; But I see no wedding band.&nbsp; Possibly divorced.&nbsp; Possible Boston Fan.</p><p>The second picture shows grass, trees in the background.</p><p>Not a city resident.</p><p>New Jersey - possibly Long Island.</p><p>Anyone fit this profile?</p>

[aquinas88]

<p>Is it possible Fez is behind it. In an attempt to get his new little Fez puppet to take over.</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/aquinas1988/p-mrkool.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

the puppet master has birds.

[Sheeplovr]

and he works at a bird pet store or owns birds i hear tweating<br />

[JustJon]

<p>THE RANSOM DEMAND IS MADE!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2 minutes in the water tank and the puppet is back.&nbsp; Somehow I don't think Dave will make it 2 minutes...&nbsp; Will there be a payoff???&nbsp;</p>

[booster11373]

There's only one way to solve this case. NUMB3RS my friends, NUMB3RS.

[silera]

<p>We're never going to see Roberto again.</p><p>I have no faith in Dave.</p>

[Ogre]

<p><img height="243" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/team_america__world_police/sharkattack.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p>

[JustJon]

poor Roberto...<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I know it's a common line, but those pics actually made me laugh out loud at the monitor.</p><p>Fucking great shit.</p>

[scorpion]

<p>Has anyone thought of checking out the bartenders from Saturday?&nbsp; I know I'd be pissed if someone tried to tip me with fake Chinese money.</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>scorpion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Has anyone thought of checking out the bartenders from Saturday? I know I'd be pissed if someone tried to tip me with fake Chinese money.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And I'd be pissed if I ordered a Black and Tan from them...&nbsp;</p>

[angrymissy]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>scorpion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Has anyone thought of checking out the bartenders from Saturday? I know I'd be pissed if someone tried to tip me with fake Chinese money.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And I'd be pissed if I ordered a Black and Tan from them...&nbsp;</p><p>Or a Jager bomb.&nbsp; Or a 007.</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>scorpion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Has anyone thought of checking out the bartenders from Saturday? I know I'd be pissed if someone tried to tip me with fake Chinese money.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>And I'd be pissed if I ordered a Black and Tan from them... </p><p>Or a Jager bomb. Or a 007.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Do you have Red Bull?&nbsp;</p>

[kdubya]

Based on the gun it appears one of the perps is a former Storm Trooper.

[Tall_James]

<p>Ron thinks it may be Master Po...</p><p><img height="375" src="http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/29_DSC04237.JPG" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[Falconsguy]

<p>These pics are great!!&nbsp; Have you seen Roberto's myspace page?&nbsp; He already has these pictures on his page.&nbsp; hahaha&nbsp;</p><p>He claims, he has been given a keyboard, a little one of course.</p><p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/robertothepuppet">http://www.myspace.com/robertothepuppet</a><br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Falconsguy on 5-15-06 @ 3:00 PM</span>

[Fallon]

http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/kidnap4.JPG

I think someone is trying to throw suspicion on me with that Sox hat!

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br><img src='http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/kidnap4.JPG' border=0>

I think someone is trying to throw suspicion on me with that Sox hat!<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

i thought it was you when the Sox hat was mentioned, but then i thought against it since I didnt see you in any of the pics. But, this is something i would suspect a red sox fan to do.

[Mike from Bklyn]

Funniest shit ever.<br />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Based on the gun it appears one of the perps is a former Storm Trooper.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's a clonetrooper blaster, not a stormtrooper blaster.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Complexion's awfully light to be Jango.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Based on the gun it appears one of the perps is a former Storm Trooper. <p>That's a clonetrooper blaster, not a stormtrooper blaster.</p><p>Complexion's awfully light to be Jango.</p><p>Thank you.&nbsp; And no, we don't want to join your Role Playing group on the weekends.</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Based on the gun it appears one of the perps is a former Storm Trooper. <p>That's a clonetrooper blaster, not a stormtrooper blaster.</p><p>Complexion's awfully light to be Jango.</p><p>Thank you. And no, we don't want to join your Role Playing group on the weekends.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You go for the larp joke when you had an Ani opening? &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

I had no idea I had an Ani opening, I don't know what you said.&nbsp; You were speaking Geek.

[deliciousV]

could it be that half-a-fag mike D and his famous daughter ........lenay?

[AngelAmy]

how would he keep all his hair in that lil hood?

[The Jays]

I await the video of the knife cutting through the neck, tendons, arteries, and throat of Roberto, while hearing the distinctive gurgling noise that comes with all terrorist murder videos.

[FUNKMAN]

did Roberto always have half of a left hand?

[angelinad128]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />did Roberto always have half of a left hand? <p>that's exactly what I was about to ask. those pics are great, very funny. you can tell alot of thought went into this...Bravo</p>

[angelinad128]

<p>I'm surprised perrynoid hasn't said how happy he is since he &quot;hates puppets &amp; roberto is a puppet&quot;</p>

[zildjian361]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We're never going to see Roberto again.</p><p>I have no faith in Dave.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; AMEN. this bit is being dragged out longer than even Howard's old bits.move on.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Tall_James]

<p><img height="282" src="http://www.chronicd.net/~stat1331/ronfez/10.jpg" width="421" border="0" /></p><p><img height="389" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/puppetnap/kidnap1.JPG" width="423" border="0" /></p><p>Watch the watch.</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>By the way, if I'm right, I'd like to take this opportunity to ask Master Po not to kick my ass.</p><p>Thank&nbsp; you.</p>

[Reephdweller]

<p>I'm just gonna throw this out there based upon some pictures I saw, and some analysis. I have concluded that Sexy Bastard is my lead suspect as the culprit behind the abuction of Roberto. </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>If whoever it was is smart, they'd have taken the doll, then had a friend or neighbor pose in the shots to throw EVERYBODY off.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>the more i look at the eyes and the outline of the nose and mouth under the mask i'm gonna go with</p><p><strong><font size="5">HOSP</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">the kid not sure but if i had to lay money i would say it is not Lenay</font></strong></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>The Puppet Master?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Tara Reid</p><p><img height="450" src="http://www.foxnews.com/images/147542/0_25_reid_tara2.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>I have a couple of theories...</p><p>Theory #1: East Side Dave has two personalities.&nbsp; One is the normal (ok, that's relative) East Side Dave we all know.&nbsp; The second is a Fight Clubesque personality that East Side Dave doesn't even know about -- I'll call him &quot;Davey Durden&quot;.&nbsp; Davey Durden seems to come out primarily when East Side Dave drinks, but also appears unbeknownst to Dave while in a sober state for short periods of time (such as when he might have theoretically called the show today.&nbsp; I have some photographic evidence to support this theory.&nbsp; </p><p><strong><font size="3">East Side Dave:</font></strong></p><p><img height="480" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/100_2917Small.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="3">Davey Durden:</font></strong></p><p><img height="480" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/100_2960Small.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p><p>Theory #2</p><p>It was Foul Mouth Elmo -- The old puppet is jealous of all of the attention for the new puppet.&nbsp; Think about it -- very few people even know what he looks like.&nbsp; He could have come in and gotten out without raising any suspicion.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm surprised perrynoid hasn't said how happy he is since he &quot;hates puppets &amp; roberto is a puppet&quot;</p><p>Hmmm.&nbsp; This was posted in another thread.</p><strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>it was a fun night seeing everyone have such a good time. </p><p>u guys are crazy</p>...yet no one actually saw him.&nbsp; The plot thickens.

[ADF]

My theory is Pitsy... dirty, no-hand-washin' freak.<br />

[Hosp]

<p>Everyone knows I'm not allowed within 50 feet of&nbsp;children, 200 if it's halloween night.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My guess:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bluealbino/SYP/images/maggie-fight.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>First Mr. Burns, now Roberto.</p>

[Coach]

I still say they&nbsp;kidnapped the wrong&nbsp;mush head.&nbsp;

[Coach]

<strong>deliciousV</strong> wrote:<br />could it be that half-a-fag mike D and his famous daughter ........lenay? <p>that's my thought given the evidence, unless there is someone else who is known to have a daughter and not married.</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Did I missunderstand your post, Coach... or do you really think Mikey D isn't married?</p>

[Photoshop Mike]

mm, keep in mind.. SOMEONE is taking the pics.. an UNSEEN person. The plot thickens

[PapaBear]

Should we be PHOTOgrapher SHOPing, MIKE?

[Coach]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Did I missunderstand your post, Coach... or do you really think Mikey D isn't married?</p><p>I thought he wasn't Legally married if he is then my bad.</p>