Best R&F quotes [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Rockvillejoe

05-16-2006, 05:39 AM

I was listening to the "Acid Talk" segment today from the " online favorites". Definitely classic, top shelf Ron and Fez, and Fez made the comment regarding ecstasy, "I don't want to end up with a pacifier in my mouth, and a glow stick up my ass". Ron immediately responded, "That would be the one of the  better things to happen to you". Any others come to mind?

Hottub

05-16-2006, 06:05 AM

"For a hundred bucks, I'll light a baby on fire. What do ya think I'll do to a fuckin' puppet!"

Ogre

05-16-2006, 08:58 AM

Today's doozie "Earl, tell her she smells like a white chick"  and "Earl you have to start dating OUTSIDE of the house."

This message was edited by Ogre416 on 5-16-06 @ 1:03 PM

Don Stugots

05-16-2006, 09:01 AM

how are you and your dad alot like? is it that your both doing your mom?

Badinia

05-16-2006, 09:03 AM

"Buy a cake and eat it!" "I chipped my tooth..""On a dick?" <img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/alex.gif" width="300" border="0" />

IamFogHat

05-16-2006, 09:08 AM

"That's how it is with the people in your...community.""Broadcasters?""No, gays. Anyways..."

EliSnow

05-16-2006, 09:14 AM

There have been so many of them, but here's a quote from March:Fez:  I had a Dark Water moment last night.Ron:  Diarrhea?

aceofspades7

05-16-2006, 09:16 AM

dave and earl going to espn zone - "what happened you come in from out of town?"

suggums

05-16-2006, 11:21 AM

Ron's Waco talk that's featured in my signature.

runnerkid

05-16-2006, 12:49 PM

Ron- "You look like Roy Campanella"

Flea_Man

05-16-2006, 02:09 PM

Ron: "Black and gay? hmmm I'm not sure what to think. What do you think Earl and Fez?"

Hottub

05-16-2006, 02:12 PM

"Sure, if you're talking about people that have drivers licenses then you gotta go with Petty."Greatest white atheletes discussion.

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FezPaul

05-16-2006, 02:40 PM

When Ron was bringing up the whole Glengary Glen Ross thing about helping Earl with a chick.Ron:"At one point I called you Mr. Douglas."

towny

05-16-2006, 03:22 PM

Remember when Fez, Earl, and Dave went to see V for Vendetta without Ronnie?  Ronnie took on the legendary Bronx Johnnie as a sidekick. Ron asked Johnnie for a good saying in his native tongue to help cheer him up.  Johnnie recited a beautiful saying which i couldn't understand but when ron asked him for the translation Bronx Johnnie said..."Today shit happens, tomorrow it ain't."  Not only was it a great line but i've been living by those words ever since.  Brilliant, poignant, hilarious.  Long live the Prince of the Bronx.Another great Bronx Johhnie line was when Ron was asking everyone what they call sauce in their family and johnnie said "Ketchup""Today shit happens, tomorrow it aint"

bitterbuffalo

05-16-2006, 05:49 PM

12-29-2005, the last show of the year.  Orthodox Christmas: "If I could throw a little love Journey's way""We're Living A Lie! He Was 39!""Maybe Jesus was Dyslexic, and his name was Susjej. Ask your preacher that, Earl." "Where do you people go, Jazz Heaven?"PLUS!!! "Vince Gill? That would have been a supergroup!""When you're smoking angel dust and you get all cut up running thru weeds, don't blame it on earl and his friend because your dad will go looking for them.""She thinks your cool if you've got your own tap to a keg. 'wow, you're the ginchiest!'""I love matt pinfield!" "yes, matt." "If ever you're driving and you hit a black kid, turn into him. Or the crowd, that's what my dad said..."AND..."You'll be devoted, to DEVOTI!!!" It was the show that made me a die hard fan and drove me to XM.

BobbyN

05-16-2006, 07:12 PM

Very recent line that just killed me for some reason was when Ron was telling Crazy Jen that Fez would be her new mentor and he referred to Fez as a "ball of wierdness" just like Jen. It really is hard to say tho, during almost every show Ron and/or Fez will say something that busts me up.  I listen to recordings on MyFi on the train and I'm sure alot of folks thing I'm nuts for sitting alone laughing out loud with my headphones on.

FUNKMAN

05-17-2006, 08:36 AM

listening to the replay last night i got a real good laugh...someone asked Fezzie (when Dr Steve called in) if he was full of stress. Ronnie jumps in with" what do you mean 'is he full of stress?',  that's like asking a Blizzard "are you full of snow?"

runnerkid

05-17-2006, 11:31 AM

From today... RON: "she was shakin like a dog shittin razor blades" on american idol

EliSnow

05-17-2006, 11:40 AM

We need more Fezzie lines.  He's got his share of quick one-liners too.

Marc with a c

05-17-2006, 11:44 AM

EliSnow wrote: We need more Fezzie lines.  He's got his share of quick one-liners too. one that sticks out for me is when fez said it it was 10:15 and ron got all excited because the show was almost over but then he looked at the clock and realized it was 9:15.  Fez apologized with"oh i'm sorry, my glasses were on upside down"

Badinia

05-17-2006, 11:51 AM

Ron talking about Snoop Dog's autobiography and how he didn't write it, and Fez mutters underneath "Ghost Dog written." Fucking hilarious.<img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/badiniabanner.gif" width="300" border="0" />

yomudder21

05-17-2006, 11:51 AM

I really haven't heard RUDE AND RUDE in a very long time. (yes i know it is lame, simple, and stolen from the Olsen twins but I think the set up and line are always hysterical.)I guess we have to convince Ron to be meaner.

kdubya

05-17-2006, 12:14 PM

When Black Huge Hands was on. Ron was teasing her about not being able to count and she says."One, Two, Hello!"And Ron says, "Well no, it's one, two, three."Classic

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runnerkid

05-17-2006, 01:29 PM

That entire segment is classic.   kdubya wrote:  When Black Huge Hands was on. Ron was teasing her about not being able to count and she says."One, Two, Hello!"And Ron says, "Well no, it's one, two, three."Classic

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runnerkid

05-17-2006, 01:31 PM

Talking to Jonah Bobo before the Gail O crazyness... "It's not even the real Black Mist anymore" Also, from the classic Dr.Kim bit... When Andre shouts out "i disagree" and it turns into a roundtable.

kdubya

05-18-2006, 09:06 PM

runnerkid wrote: Talking to Jonah Bobo before the Gail O crazyness... "It's not even the real Black Mist anymore" That was a great one. Really anytime Ron talks to kids, it is awsome

GlassJoe

05-18-2006, 09:08 PM

EliSnow wrote: We need more Fezzie lines. He's got his share of quick one-liners too.When they had the Westboro Baptist Church chick on:  "...just like when Lot left Soddom, when Moses left Egypt..." Fez:  when Peter Gabriel left Genesis... <blockquote />

dereckfishboy

05-18-2006, 10:08 PM

A daddy without wet fingers FUNNY SHIT!

Kewlkat

05-18-2006, 10:13 PM

Good ol Lenay....ASSWHACK!

9mileskid

05-19-2006, 07:31 AM

nooo(slurp)i'm the one who says thingslets pretend,that were robots...i'm gonna tell kenny allen rules

Marc with a c

05-19-2006, 01:13 PM

east side got a laugh out of me today with"fucking n word, fucking n word"

davidb72

05-19-2006, 01:50 PM

Someone called in and suggested Dave drink Colt 45 today instead of Bud and Ron says.... "Malt lickety boo... ? He's not ready for that." Had me laughing out loud in the truck...

jpser

05-19-2006, 02:05 PM

Had to join the board just to post my favorite quote by Ron:"Women even love whenever anyone gets hit in the balls, it's like a big funny thing to them. I guess it's the way we laugh at an abortion."

indianasean

05-19-2006, 02:47 PM

I enjoyed Ron calling Earl a "figure"

FezPaul

05-20-2006, 03:47 PM

I'm watching a documetary about moving buildings, when the narrater said something about the rigging crew, in my mind I heard Ani DiFranco singing.This show has warped my mind.

This message was edited by FezPaul on 5-20-06 @ 7:47 PM

cyrogyro

05-21-2006, 10:14 PM

I just turned on the radio and i heard ron saying ' it was disgusting, so disgusting I almost lost my hard-on'.lol. they have his "line of the day" on wackbag.com.amazing stuff

Tbones

05-22-2006, 08:19 PM

From last year sometime on JFK:"You know what would be the perfect gift? Hang yourself"

kdubya

05-22-2006, 08:21 PM

Kewlkat wrote: Good ol Lenay....ASSWHACK! That entire call was awsome "I want you to go away Paul-o"

danwrightlive

05-22-2006, 08:50 PM

From last week: Ron referring to ESD's eyebrows 
"Looks like two caterpillars buttfucking on top of your head"Dan Wright Live<pre><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8997379092127772432&q=dan+wright+live">Watch last weeks show right here</a></pre> 

This message was edited by danwrightlive on 5-23-06 @ 12:51 AM

ThymusV.

06-01-2006, 08:17 AM

Ron had a line yesterday right off the bat that, to me, summed up life in one sentence (I can't remember word for word):"You're a human being, you live on planet earth, and the place ain't airconditioned."

Kurtis9

06-01-2006, 08:21 AM

My favroite quote I hear almost every day:"I'm fucking starving"  

This message was edited by Kurtis9 on 6-1-06 @ 12:24 PM

zentraed

06-01-2006, 08:24 AM

The most important lesson Ron has ever taught, "Crazy chicks f' like champs"

giannidesk

06-01-2006, 09:25 AM

Tbones wrote: From last year sometime on JFK:"You know what would be the perfect gift? Hang yourself"  I listened to that clip recenetly....It was hilarious.

sithlord

06-01-2006, 12:11 PM

Two fantastic line back to back today. when Dave was recounting the story where Keith Hernandez wouldn't sign an autograph for him. Ron say "can you imagine how shocked he was when he saw a lightbulb with red hair". Fez followed up with "What was he supposed to do connect the freckles till it spells out Keith Hernandez"?

milliehatchett

06-01-2006, 12:13 PM

"A Libertarian is just a Republican who smokes angel dust"--Ron Bennington

tinydancer.net

06-01-2006, 01:33 PM

Ron: It's like being on in middays...I'm here for me and my paycheck   get a new time slot, opie....fyi

EliSnow

06-05-2006, 03:01 PM

It's not exactly a "quote" per se, indeed, it may be more incredible because it went beyond just a one-liner quote, but Fez's ad-libbing Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" to apply to a cage-fighter was one of the best R&F moments ever.Even Ron was noticeably stunned, impressed(?) and amused that Fez could ad-lib the lyrics so well.  "I'm too sexy for your call, too sexy for your call, hey you missed one of my balls."

This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-5-06 @ 7:02 PM

Don Stugots

06-05-2006, 05:07 PM

69+1 when you stick a finger in your chicks ass

sithlord

06-06-2006, 11:55 AM

"Isolate that".

gsl

06-06-2006, 01:55 PM

Not actually a quote, more of an exchange.  The boys were trying to figure out why Wonderboy was dumped.  This was the conversation:Ron:  Did you ever eat the can?Fez: Ever open up a can of beans, lick the lid?Ron: What's that?Fez: It's a metaphor.Ron:  I don't get it.  I don't like it and i don't get it.

Rich2547

06-07-2006, 06:39 AM

nice girl, nice family.............she's a hooker

Bill From Yorktown

06-07-2006, 01:43 PM

ESD - no not a fan of the backdoor.  Westside and I went to buy Ky jelly but chickened out at the last minute - everyone knows what KY Jelly's forRon - you had yours with peanutbutter?

Rockvillejoe

06-07-2006, 06:58 PM

Ron had two great ones the other day. 1) talking about the 3 armed chinese baby, he said, and I am paraphrasing, " the kid could jerk off and take violin lessons at the same time". Later on, when discussing Tom Petty being ripped off by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ron said that they ripped themsleves off from their own earlier songs, and that they both should write a check to Bob Dylan. Spot on commentary. I didn't realize how close Petty sounds like Dylan. He is ripping Dylan off.

Flea_Man

06-07-2006, 08:19 PM

There was one from 6/6/06 early in the show where he went: "Well today is the Devil's birthday. Who knows what's gonna happen." It was simple and it had me rolling.

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fezshog

06-09-2006, 05:31 AM

ron yesterday :
"or will tom be driving it,we"ve seen him do well at daytona before "

fez:
"tuna"

fezshog

06-09-2006, 05:35 AM

ron yesterday :
"or will tom be driving it,we"ve seen him do well at daytona before "

fez:
"tuna"

fezshog

06-09-2006, 05:35 AM

ron yesterday :
"or will tom be driving it,we"ve seen him do well at daytona before "

fez:
"tuna"

A.J.

06-09-2006, 06:05 AM

Rockvillejoe wrote: Ron had two great ones the other day. 1) talking about the 3 armed chinese baby, he said, and I am paraphrasing, " the kid could jerk off and take violin lessons at the same time". Later on, when discussing Tom Petty being ripped off by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ron said that they ripped themsleves off from their own earlier songs, and that they both should write a check to Bob Dylan. Spot on commentary. I didn't realize how close Petty sounds like Dylan. He is ripping Dylan off. Petty sounds more like Roger McGuinn of The Byrds -- who also ripped off from Dylan.

fezshog

06-12-2006, 10:08 AM

"look at the head on that guy, he should play for the czech republic"

frago

06-12-2006, 06:01 PM

Ron was talking about getting stoned. He said something how jacked up they used to get. He said they wound up walking around in the front yard in their underwear with a pork chop. I wish I remember it verbatum, I couldnt breathe laughing so hard after that one.

narc

06-15-2006, 08:24 PM

Ron: "I have no idea what you're even saying" when he wants to get rid of someone.

niciggy

06-15-2006, 10:59 PM

Ron: (under his breath) well I have my own radio show.  and ANYTHING from soundboard FEZ!

fezshog

06-16-2006, 12:18 PM

today when rons was talking to earl about his stance n abortion:"lucky you don't fuck chicks"

SouthSideJohnny

06-16-2006, 02:16 PM

Earlier in the week when talking about Fez’s ghost sighting:      Ron: Would you choose the Grim Reaper or the Grim Raper?     Fez: I’d choose the Grim Raper.     Ron: You’d choose that over Stones tickets.Another favorite a few weeks back was something "is as stupid as big bag of red hair"

FezPaul

06-16-2006, 04:52 PM

Ron: If this was a human race Stephen Hawking would finish last.Ron (mocking Fez): That's where we aaaarrrreeee!!!!!!Oh my God, Chef Ramsey!!!!!Ron: I'm off to go fuck myself, and kill Hitler.

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epic1es

06-17-2006, 02:03 AM

did ronny say when jackie onassis was trying to climb out of the car after the shot she said fuck the mavericks.......hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

niciggy

06-17-2006, 06:20 AM

LOVE it when Ronnie refers to anything as "that's just fucking adorable."  Usually following any reference to a deformed suffering human being.  love that.

abortedfetus

06-17-2006, 05:22 PM

I was listening to ESPN and they ran a commercial for The NBA finals and the announcer said Dirk was fouled so hard it looked like there was someone on the grassy knoll or something to the effect. Unbelievable.

FUNKMAN

06-17-2006, 10:18 PM

fezshog wrote: today when rons was talking to earl about his stance n abortion:"lucky you don't fuck chicks"that IS fucking funny!!!!!   Nice Catch!!!!!!

Keotok

06-22-2006, 08:47 AM

"I've spent my life as a bug-light for maniacs."-Ron Bennington, in response to caller mentioning a B.L., Crazy Jen, E.S. Dave joint.

davidb72

06-22-2006, 05:16 PM

Ron to Dave... I want you back there with a Luchador Mask on...Fez.... Rojo Libre....  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" /> <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" />

Rockvillejoe

06-23-2006, 03:37 AM

Ron, angry at ESD responds to ESD, (Paraphrasing), "I'm going to cut off your red  head and use it as a bowling ball, cackling as the police take me away". Then Ron tries to get ESD to finish Ron's sentences in order for ESD to get Ron's point, but ESD doesn't have a clue. His stumbling, hammering to find the right answer, only to be way off base  is hilarious.

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Rockvillejoe

06-24-2006, 09:00 PM

The entire segment with Jonah Bobo and Lenay D. The boys were in top form riffing off these two great junior guests. The constant "What?" responses by Lenay were priceless. Fez was especially sharp that day. That Bobo is one amazing kid. Paul-O's wife was terrific. RB batted his usual 1000 in "rejoinders" percentage.

docgoblin

06-25-2006, 05:21 AM

Rockvillejoe wrote: The entire segment with Jonah Bobo and Lenay D.   Ron has an amazing gift, when Lenay is on, of keeping the mature theme intact. The classic example is when she showed up with the picture she drew of "Blacky Hugehands." At one point Ron picks up the picture and tells Lenay to look it over with him... "Now, did he touch you here? Here? Here? It's okay, this is a safe place." He said it with that soft almost-whisper. Lenay obviously had no idea what he was talking about, but for the listeners it was hilarious. Ronny is a master at that.

ChimneyFish

06-25-2006, 09:12 AM

*>Don'y know if I got it word for word. <div />*> <div />*>A fan brings up how God is so unforgiving: "Yeah, when I see all those African AIDS babies, I can see what an extremely sweet guy he is." *>

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danwrightlive

06-26-2006, 10:37 PM

Listening to the show today, talking about new superhero ideas"Badgerman, burrowing for justice"

Rockvillejoe

06-27-2006, 08:21 AM

Ron to Fez re: his flag burning ideas: "Flag burner, Fag yearner"

Rockvillejoe

06-27-2006, 08:32 AM

'All jazz and sports" re: how blacks have had it recently......

johnnie.$2

06-27-2006, 08:39 AM

while talking to the million little pieces dudeJames Frey "when alcoholism was labled a disease so was being black, gay and asian"Ronnie "I know if I could find someone to fix fezzie and earl I would" ....now this is funny enough but then fezzie says:"yes, I am from tokyo"best line EVER in my humble opinion. J$2

Rockvillejoe

07-01-2006, 05:32 AM

ESD was regaling us all with how he is was kind of touched as a child when his ear lobes were played with. Ron asked, "When you say ear lobes, do you mean your little balls?"...

docgoblin

07-01-2006, 06:59 PM

A Great exchange when talkin about what makes you cry: ESD: I was watching Field Of Dreams...Ron: My thing like that is Scarface.Fez: SCARFACE makes you cry?!!?Ron: Yeah, when I think he got killed and left that big mountain of coke sittin' there... I mean, it breaks your heart! That's comedy gold my friends!

Ogre

07-24-2006, 10:06 AM

Ron: '..I actually think you have to have a bunch of $1 bills stuffed in your girdle, before you can be considered a professional dancer."  7/24/06

rangerNY

07-24-2006, 06:37 PM

During a discussion on how to help Fez with his panic attacks: "Think of something that relaxes you.""Like jerking off?" "Something you can do in public.""Like jerking off?"

GlassJoe

07-24-2006, 08:00 PM

One of the best lines I ever heard Ronnie say was when he called
into O&A right after they got through talking to Bill Donahue of
the Catholic League (the organization that got them fired). "Do you always make out with someone after they rape you?"

Ogre

07-25-2006, 09:55 AM

Earl:  .."I guaranteed my Dad that if I had a boy it would not be named EARL III"Ron.."I guarantee you will never stick your dick in anybody Earl"

Rockvillejoe

07-27-2006, 12:58 AM

docgoblin wrote: A Great exchange when talkin about what makes you cry: ESD: I was watching Field Of Dreams...Ron: My thing like that is Scarface.Fez: SCARFACE makes you cry?!!?Ron: Yeah, when I think he got killed and left that big mountain of coke sittin' there... I mean, it breaks your heart! That's comedy gold my friends!  and literally off the top of his head. No pretext, no setup, just a sharp, natural riff that is commonplace everyday for 3 hours. I can't eat while I listen. More than once that I've choked on food laughing unexpectedly...

Rockvillejoe

07-27-2006, 12:58 AM

tenbbs

08-04-2006, 09:02 PM

"Earl.... Get me a rabbi on the phone, and get me into the Jewish faith, IMMEDIATELY!" I also love the one where Ronny says something like "I've got no degree, and when I go home, I fuck a bag of money" I almost wrecked my motorcycle on that one. -HelicopterJay 

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BACH16207

08-05-2006, 11:01 AM

<div>Funnies Line Ever Actually Came From Fez Marie Back On JFK Last Year:</div><div></div><div>Ronnie: What did you do for Earth Day today Fez?</div><div></div><div>Fez: I Planted Seeds.</div><div></div><div>Ronnie: Really?</div><div></div><div>Fez: In My Batch Rag!</div><div></div><div /><div></div><div><div>My Favorite Ronnie Line Came From an AFRO Show On WNEW:</div><div></div><div>Ronnie: You try looking in 1943.</div><div></div><div>To Patty looking for an apartment to rent for a ridicules small amount of money.</div></div>

chili

08-05-2006, 12:42 PM

From Wednesday's discussion on rock concert rules, in reference to waiting forever in line to take a piss: "I'm a sink pissing motherfucker."

BACH16207

08-16-2006, 02:13 PM

*>Mr. B: Army, Don't ask don't tell. Marines, Don't ask don't tell. Navy, Assumed everyone was gay.

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FUNKMAN

08-16-2006, 03:05 PM

not a quote, as a matter of fact nothing was said and i got a great laugh:i was listening to the replay last night and a woman called in and even though she was anti-dave she brought up the fact that St Patrick's day comes a few days before spring and Dave would not be missing St Patty's Day.  Dave just got defensive with her and wound up saying something like "well it should be!"ronnie and fez responded to Dave and said something to the affect that "you should have been grateful with what the caller said, she's telling you you won't miss St Patrick's Day" and then there was dead air for a good 3 to 5 seconds.Now you know during that dead air Dave had that " you're right and I got nothing" look on his face and just probably disappeared into the backroom or somethingmakes me laugh just writing about it

silas

08-16-2006, 03:17 PM

Hi all, I'm a new (~2 month) R+F fan....So far, my favorite radio show EVER. Mikeyboy: huge thanks for all the files!From the "Apocalypse Now" segment; Fez= "He kept asking me who Charlie was...he spoke perfect english" Ron="I think one of them was Irish" PS- gotta admit, i fell for the ruuuse today.

fatflyguy

08-16-2006, 04:13 PM

lol after today......absolutly everything that Ron begins with RAMOOOOONNNE oh and " well fezzy it's time I blend in with my brothers the pests " (or something to that effect, just hilarious)

luzeriam

08-16-2006, 04:34 PM

one that had me in stitches;  they were talking about superheros, and ronnie said that jesus was the greatest super hero of them all with all the stuff he could do. the he said (paraphrase) then he turn 30,and somthing happened.......... kyrptonite or sumthin...........

Hottub

08-16-2006, 04:48 PM

It was mentioned a while back, but <a href="http://www.whackbag.com/showthread.php?t=42314" target="_blank">here is the link.</a>Touted by some as the funniest thread on the internet. (including WBL) The baggers got it goin' on!

silas

08-16-2006, 06:03 PM

Thx for the link hottub, i will check it out tomorrow. Meanwhile, from today's show (which i guess might go down as one of those touchstone eps?);After Fezzie explains how he attributes/senses different numbers for different people; with Ron being a 5 and Earl a 9;   Ron = "Growing up, my neigborhood was all 5's, now its full of 9's"

zildjian361

08-16-2006, 06:04 PM

RON in  the heatwave last week '' ITS SO FUCKING HOT I NEED A CAMEL.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" />

AnomalisticAnna

08-16-2006, 06:13 PM

When Ron said that today I literally shot iced tea through my nose. God bless that brilliant man.

FUNKMAN

08-16-2006, 06:39 PM

this should probably go in the "funny quote" thread which i will paste in a little later but your mention of Bronx Johnny just reminded me of a 'real good one'  i heard i think the latter part of last weekJohnny went to see some singer and he was being called or calling in to report what was going on. All Bronx Johnny could say is " of dog she's hot " or " oh boss she's hot " and he said it a few times. After he hung up Ron says" okay Johnny, thanks for the funny "cracks me up...