Puppet In Peril: Contest [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

JustJon

05-16-2006, 01:19 PM

Think you know who the Master of Puppets is?  Think you've put together all the clues?  Then put forward your best guess... Each person gets ONE guess. Multiple posts by the same poster will only have the first one acknowledged.  The deadline is the start of the day's show where the identity is revealed.  If your post is add/edited after that time, it will not count.  The first person to guess correctly will win.  If the identity of the MoP isn't revealed on air within a reasonable time (or the bit dies off on air), a winner will be selected by the judges (RonFez.Net admins).  This contest is open to everyone except RF.Net Admins (mods are allowed to participate because they do not have access to any info that regular members don't have access to).Winner will receive a Ron & Fez XM prize pack consisting of a snazzy Ron and Fez XM t-shirt - like Dave wore with David Blaine) - a mousepad with the same logo and an XM Ron and Fez Keychain.If there are any rules questions, you may ask them below and they won't be counted against your guess.  If you are trying to figure out the clues, please do it in one of the other threads.

SinA

05-16-2006, 01:24 PM

the MoP is Bill, who also has Gvac's hat

Gvac

05-16-2006, 01:27 PM

I had no idea until today.  The voice sounded extremely familiar and took a while for me to place, but I'm now convinced it's Hosp.

FUNKMAN

05-16-2006, 01:39 PM

Gvac wrote: I had no idea until today.  The voice sounded extremely familiar and took a while for me to place, but I'm now convinced it's Hosp.  i picked HOSP in one of the other PIP threads and i'm sticking to it as well!

Hybrid

05-16-2006, 01:39 PM

mavis beacon

Tall_James

05-16-2006, 01:50 PM

Master Po

Hottub

05-16-2006, 02:08 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Gvac wrote: I had no idea until today.  The voice sounded extremely familiar and took a while for me to place, but I'm now convinced it's Hosp.  i picked HOSP in one of the other PIP threads and i'm sticking to it as well!Funk, I admire your sticking to your first guess, but by making the same chice as Gvac, I think you just got yourself out of the running for a trip to the Big-Ass Prize Closet.

Sheeplovr

05-16-2006, 02:13 PM

It's not hosp he wears a digital watch I belive

FUNKMAN

05-16-2006, 02:17 PM

Hottub wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Gvac wrote: I had no idea until today.  The voice sounded extremely familiar and took a while for me to place, but I'm now convinced it's Hosp.  i picked HOSP in one of the other PIP threads and i'm sticking to it as well!Funk, I admire your sticking to your first guess, but by making the same chice as Gvac, I think you just got yourself out of the running for a trip to the Big-Ass Prize Closet.not a problem. i just happened to pick Hosp in the PIP 2 thread last night.  i didn't see anything in the rules about 'same picks ' but if Gvac gets it that would be cool!

Gvac

05-16-2006, 02:23 PM

Funk, I'd be willing to bet I'm wrong.  I never win contests of any kind.  It's the reason I don't gamble.

FezPaul

05-16-2006, 02:27 PM

It doesn't matter who physically stole the puppet.The real culprit is the man who gave the order.A man driven criminally insane with jealously.Fez Marie Whatley

This message was edited by FezPaul on 5-16-06 @ 6:28 PM

overyoo

05-16-2006, 02:31 PM

i think its anthony. but i think the master of puppets should make a hostel parody with the puppet  <a href="http://www.myspace.com/overyoo">www.myspace.com/overyoo</a>

This message was edited by overyoo on 5-16-06 @ 6:39 PM

Hosp

05-16-2006, 02:57 PM

I say it's Just Jon. Somehow he always has the information before or just as they are talking about it on the air, he's starting a new thread every day about it and even started a contest.   I have a feeling he did it all just to draw traffic to the site.

Reephdweller

05-16-2006, 03:38 PM

Winner will receive a Ron & Fez XM prize pack consisting of a snazzy Ron and Fez XM t-shirt - like Dave wore with David Blaine) - a mousepad with the same logo and an XM Ron and Fez Keychain.   I already got that stuff, and I didn't need to steal no stinkin' muppet to do it!!The MoP sounded a little like Dougout Doug from O&A fame oddly enough. Could it be a pest?I still say it's Sexy Bastard though.

This message was edited by Reefdweller on 5-16-06 @ 7:38 PM

joeyballsack

05-16-2006, 03:53 PM

Is it possible that the MoP could also be the elusive Stink Bomber thumbing his nose at the bounty on his head ?I vote Bam.

Mr.Pants

05-16-2006, 03:55 PM

Photoshop Mike

AngelAmy

05-16-2006, 03:59 PM

Going by the eyes alone they kinda remind me of FMJeff's so that's my bid.

Tenbatsuzen

05-16-2006, 04:41 PM

AngelAmy wrote: Going by the eyes alone they kinda remind me of FMJeff's so that's my bid.   Jeff's kitchen doesn't have the natural lighting as seen in the burner torture... Also doesn't have kiddie furniture in front of or in back of his house.

AngelAmy

05-16-2006, 04:48 PM

Bah, like I would know that

MavisBeacon

05-16-2006, 05:27 PM

i said it before, and i will say it again. i
believe that LatinSpice stole Roberto, and she probably plans on deep
frying it, which will be followed by her devouring it in approximately
2 bites.

Tenbatsuzen

05-16-2006, 05:33 PM

MavisBeacon wrote: i said it before, and i will say it again. i
believe that LatinSpice stole Roberto, and she probably plans on deep
frying it, which will be followed by her devouring it in approximately
2 bites.    You're not much a shock poster if you're namechecking someone who hasn't been an active poster in about a year, if not more.

Marc with a c

05-16-2006, 05:42 PM

bruno kirby

jlehane

05-16-2006, 06:36 PM

I believe Bronx Johnny is the culprit for at least one of the 2 objects stolen/kidnapped,but I'll go out on a limb and say both because he's wearing a HAT. It's one of those status symbol basebal caps,and it's a typical guy thing to wear at that tender age when most have sticky and stinky fingers.Why he'd want the Puppet ??? Just to piss off Dave. He's tired of getting less air time than the puppet...it's like he resents the bosses' POOCH.   Keisha would NEVER take the puppet because she already HAS SEX TOYS...oh no wait,my bad.I was thinking of Robin Quivers. LOL

Coach

05-16-2006, 07:26 PM

The Hack Radio Squad: Boldly interrupting shitty bits!

The Jays

05-16-2006, 08:32 PM

Mikey D and Lenay

aquinas88

05-16-2006, 08:33 PM

Black Earl he can't bear the threat that is ROBERTO. Simply do away with Roberto after a long drawn out ordeal, which will leave Dave as a shell of his former self. Earl will then take full creative reign  of the show and bring in his new assistants.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/aquinas1988/tylerangela.jpg" border="0" />

The Jays

05-16-2006, 08:48 PM

holy shit those puppets will give me nightmares. and not because their black, but because they remind me of those zombies in the Thriller video. Those black zombies. NOT that I hate blacks.

Just black zombies.

FUNKMAN

05-16-2006, 08:50 PM

TheJays wrote: holy shit those puppets will give me nightmares. and not because their black, but because they remind me of those zombies in the Thriller video. Those black zombies. NOT that I hate blacks. Just black zombies. talk about beating around the bushmen...you get an<img height="300" src="http://hometown.aol.com/helekleinegurl/images/ani%20difranco2.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Well Done! Well Done!!

The Jays

05-16-2006, 08:51 PM

OH COME ON! That was so not racist. I bet you ask a black man if he hates black zombies, and I bet he says yes!

aquinas88

05-17-2006, 04:54 AM

I wouldn't say all Black zombies... There were a few in Shawn of the dead that were tolerable.

AngelAmy

05-17-2006, 10:01 AM

wow, it DOES sound like hosp

JerseyRich

05-17-2006, 10:02 AM

It is totally HOSP.

Jocey

05-17-2006, 10:04 AM

BOBBY THE CHAMP HAS ROBERTO!

Picasso Intern

05-17-2006, 01:39 PM

The voice on the phone sounds a lot like Flea Man, who wasn't at the party...or so he wants us to beleive. I think he snuck in with a disguise, just to kidnap Roberto and even covered his tracks by posting that he missed the party. Whether or not Dave is able to provide a payoff to a bit, his demands will increase until he's asking for an Inno, which he failed to get at Friday's O&A in-store appearance.

runnerkid

05-17-2006, 02:04 PM

Ron Diaz.

mymidgetarms

05-17-2006, 02:23 PM

Hmmmm Something gets stolen and Anthony's around? I hope he cuts Robertos puppet head off!!!!!

mymidgetarms

05-17-2006, 02:24 PM

Hmmmm Something gets stolen and Anthony's around? I hope he cuts Robertos puppet head off!!!!!

boeman

05-17-2006, 03:23 PM

I think Roberto should be forced to watch East Side Dave burn...   or was that the other way around?

davidb72

05-17-2006, 03:58 PM

TheJays wrote: holy shit those puppets will give me nightmares. and not because their black, but because they remind me of those zombies in the Thriller video. Those black zombies. NOT that I hate blacks.

Just black zombies.  White people are so scared... of black people.... That was the perfect setup for my first post. I can't believe no one beat me to that! <blockquote />

Hottub

05-17-2006, 04:02 PM

davidb72 wrote:  TheJays wrote: holy shit those puppets will give me nightmares. and not because their black, but because they remind me of those zombies in the Thriller video. Those black zombies. NOT that I hate blacks. Just black zombies.   White people are so scared... of black people.... That was the perfect setup for my first post. I can't believe no one beat me to that!  Funk got you almost 8 hours ago! Way to <car crash> you're 1st post!             Welcome aboard!!

torker

05-17-2006, 04:16 PM

TheJays wrote: holy shit those puppets will give me nightmares. and not because their black, but because they remind me of those zombies in the Thriller video. Those black zombies. NOT that I hate blacks. Just black zombies. white people are so scared of black people

davidb72

05-17-2006, 04:19 PM

Hottub wrote: davidb72 wrote: TheJays wrote: holy shit those puppets will give me nightmares. and not because their black, but because they remind me of those zombies in the Thriller video. Those black zombies. NOT that I hate blacks. Just black zombies. White people are so scared... of black people.... That was the perfect setup for my first post. I can't believe no one beat me to that! Funk got you almost 8 hours ago! Way to you're 1st post! Welcome aboard!! Car crash indeed! I didn't recognize Ani DiFranco in that pic, the one I batch to has her with very short hair, almost bald... Anyways... Thanks for the welcome! <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />

Hottub

05-17-2006, 04:25 PM

Moe has an Ani pic that is quite batchable. If I liked you, I would search for it. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" />

UnknownPD

05-18-2006, 07:13 AM

Blame the Jews

Rockvillejoe

05-18-2006, 09:34 AM

I believe the  real perpertrator is none other than: East Side Dave! Yes, an oh so elaborate scheme. As the 1st Deadly Sin's  Lawrence Saunders always asks in any criminal undertaking, "Que bono" or who benefits?  Let's review for a moment, shall we? Lately,East Side Dave has been under the gun, under pressure, under intense scrutiny. In ESD's warped mind, this "kidnapping", if you will, is a tangled web of deception created to induce sympathy. much like President Logan on 24, (could they be father and son-the resemblance is scary similiar), these "schemes" tend to blow up in their collective ugly faces. Instead of sympathy, he gets mockery, instead of support, he gets mockery, instead of a willingness to believe in this carrot topped hunk, (oh sorry, that's David Caruso), he gets. uh, mockery. Go back to the night of the Karavva's soiree, (harp music and swirling TV image please), there's Dave: Suppossedly drinking like a condemned man. Or IS HE? Closer scrutiny shows this mutant from a tomato actually swigging the beer, then secretly spitting it back into the bottle. He goes frequently to the pisser not to relieve  himself other than an occasional batch, but to actually pour out the recycled suds into the urinal. After "20" or so "beers" he feigns unconsciousness. With his colorless eyes staring at the tabled wood less than 2 centimeters from his eyebrows, he quickly pulls a string, dental floss to be specific, strong yet unnoticable,  attached to Roberto's left foot. With one tug,Roberto flies over to ESD, where he stuffs the doll into  his pants near his groin. Not the first doll to grace his groin area as we all know. Yes, the location of Roberto is in Astoria Queens as we speak. Ja' Cuse east Side Dave!

Rockvillejoe

05-18-2006, 09:35 AM

I believe the  real perpertrator is none other than: East Side Dave! Yes, an oh so elaborate scheme. As the 1st Deadly Sin's  Lawrence Saunders always asks in any criminal undertaking, "Que bono" or who benefits?  Let's review for a moment, shall we? Lately,East Side Dave has been under the gun, under pressure, under intense scrutiny. In ESD's warped mind, this "kidnapping", if you will, is a tangled web of deception created to induce sympathy. much like President Logan on 24, (could they be father and son-the resemblance is scary similiar), these "schemes" tend to blow up in their collective ugly faces. Instead of sympathy, he gets mockery, instead of support, he gets mockery, instead of a willingness to believe in this carrot topped hunk, (oh sorry, that's David Caruso), he gets. uh, mockery. Go back to the night of the Karavva's soiree, (harp music and swirling TV image please), there's Dave: Suppossedly drinking like a condemned man. Or IS HE? Closer scrutiny shows this mutant from a tomato actually swigging the beer, then secretly spitting it back into the bottle. He goes frequently to the pisser not to relieve  himself other than an occasional batch, but to actually pour out the recycled suds into the urinal. After "20" or so "beers" he feigns unconsciousness. With his colorless eyes staring at the tabled wood less than 2 centimeters from his eyebrows, he quickly pulls a string, dental floss to be specific, strong yet unnoticable,  attached to Roberto's left foot. With one tug,Roberto flies over to ESD, where he stuffs the doll into  his pants near his groin. Not the first doll to grace his groin area as we all know. Yes, the location of Roberto is in Astoria Queens as we speak. Ja' Cuse east Side Dave!

Rockvillejoe

05-18-2006, 09:35 AM

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Rockvillejoe

05-18-2006, 09:35 AM

edit

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mikeyboy

05-18-2006, 09:40 AM

Is that the second quadruple post today?

Rockvillejoe

05-18-2006, 09:47 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Is that the second quadruple post today? edit

This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 5-18-06 @ 3:57 PM

UnknownPD

05-18-2006, 10:37 AM

East Side Dave! Yes, an oh so elaborate schemeESD has never hatched an "elaborate" scheme in his life

Death Metal Moe

05-18-2006, 11:15 AM

It's Superstar!

Marc with a c

05-18-2006, 11:18 AM

good!

yomudder21

05-18-2006, 11:21 AM

From looking upside down on the sun dial I can tell that it was Maggie Simpson, who stole Roberto.

JustJon

05-19-2006, 10:35 AM

Gvac had first post in this thread with the MoP's identity, so he wins the contest.Funkman was the only person to have it on Day 1, so he's getting an honorable mention prize - also consisting of an XM Prize Pack.If you both PM or email me your address, I can have them out this weekend.  Congrats guys.

SinA

05-19-2006, 11:25 AM

JustJon wrote: Gvac had first post in this thread with the MoP's identity, so he wins the contest.Funkman was the only person to have it on Day 1, so he's getting an honorable mention prize - also consisting of an XM Prize Pack.If you both PM or email me your address, I can have them out this weekend.  Congrats guys. congratulations to the two insiders who didn't have to guess.

overyoo

05-19-2006, 01:32 PM

dave is a lightweight.

Gvac

05-19-2006, 02:34 PM

SinA wrote: JustJon wrote: Gvac had first post in this thread with the MoP's identity, so he wins the contest.Funkman was the only person to have it on Day 1, so he's getting an honorable mention prize - also consisting of an XM Prize Pack.If you both PM or email me your address, I can have them out this weekend. Congrats guys. congratulations to the two insiders who didn't have to guess. I'm an insider?   Why wasn't I informed of this?

Tenbatsuzen

05-19-2006, 03:28 PM

Gvac wrote: SinA wrote: JustJon wrote: Gvac had first post in this thread with the MoP's identity, so he wins the contest.Funkman was the only person to have it on Day 1, so he's getting an honorable mention prize - also consisting of an XM Prize Pack.If you both PM or email me your address, I can have them out this weekend. Congrats guys. congratulations to the two insiders who didn't have to guess. I'm an insider? Why wasn't I informed of this?    No, you're INSIDE HER - because you're not gay.    ... nothing?

Tall_James

05-19-2006, 03:35 PM

I believe I should win a prize pack because Dave said my pick was presented in a compelling way.So what if I was wrong?  Dave believed me.  Give me a t-shirt -2 XL please.

PanterA

05-19-2006, 11:24 PM

I guessed it the day after he was stolen. Where's my prize?

FUNKMAN

05-20-2006, 02:35 PM

Jon,I've sent my pm and thank you very much for the prizes, your efforts, and the others who help put this together!Congrats to Gvac!And a Big Thank You to Hosp! Whenever i've met him the first thought that always comes to mind "hey that guy looks like a terrorist"      <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />actually nothing could be further from the truth. guess you can't accuse me of not paying attention to people, maybe a little too close attentionno homo

Reephdweller

05-20-2006, 04:13 PM

Tall_James wrote: I believe I should win a prize pack because Dave said my pick was presented in a compelling way.So what if I was wrong?  Dave believed me.  Give me a t-shirt -2 XL please.It'll come when your Guiness Bar Towel arrives.

TheQuestion

05-20-2006, 06:40 PM

FIX! FIX!

Hosp

05-20-2006, 09:20 PM

The only people from the Board who knew it was me were Mikeyboy and Just Jon, because I asked them at Karavas if they thought it would be a good idea. I hope everyone enjoyed my nonsense.But I still have this damn puppet and I don't want it.  I've been sick since Tuesday.  I'm having an allergy to whatever mold is growing on it.  My eyes burn, my nose is running, my throat has been raw (why I couldn't even keep up the deeper voice) but just on principal I couldn't give it back to him because he still hasn't had a payoff, and I don't have it in me to just throw it out.

Marc with a c

05-20-2006, 09:27 PM

Hosp wrote: The
only people from the Board who knew it was me were Mikeyboy and Just
Jon, because I asked them at Karavas if they thought it would be a good
idea. 
 mikey, well
played. i was sitting next to you when dave asked if you had seen
roberto and you seemed genuinely concerned, and i believe looked around
for that mangy puppet.edit: well played as well hosp.  

This message was edited by evedder on 5-21-06 @ 1:27 AM

suggums

05-20-2006, 09:36 PM

funkman ill trade you age points against that ron and fez tshirtFUCKING OFFER IT IN THE STOREor maybe it is, i havent cheked recently/drunk

suggums

05-20-2006, 09:37 PM

Hosp wrote: I've been sick since Tuesday. I'm having an allergy to whatever mold is growing on it. My eyes burn, my nose is running, my throat has been raw (why I couldn't even keep up the deeper voice) but just on principal I couldn't give it back to him because he still hasn't had a payoff, and I don't have it in me to just throw it out.  BWAAHAHAHAHAHA  aids puppet

FezPaul

05-20-2006, 09:37 PM

Hosp wrote: The only people from the Board who knew it was me were Mikeyboy and Just Jon, because I asked them at Karavas if they thought it would be a good idea. I hope everyone enjoyed my nonsense.But I still have this damn puppet and I don't want it.  I've been sick since Tuesday.  I'm having an allergy to whatever mold is growing on it.  My eyes burn, my nose is running, my throat has been raw (why I couldn't even keep up the deeper voice) but just on principal I couldn't give it back to him because he still hasn't had a payoff, and I don't have it in me to just throw it out.Charity Raffle!

Coach

05-20-2006, 10:40 PM

SHEESH!...Try playing to the larger audience fellas...way to keep it too inside! (NATIONAL???)IMO: AGAIN A FAILURE BY THE SUPPOSED PRO-DUCERS!!!!!!!

This message was edited by Coach on 5-21-06 @ 3:18 AM

Hosp

05-21-2006, 05:54 AM

SHEESH!...Try playing to the larger audience fellas...way to keep it too inside! (NATIONAL???) Who?  Them or us?  This was just a prank by me that played out on the air.  The contest of who it was was a board thing and, for about 95% of the people on this board, they had spent time with me and know me. And what was a failure by the producers?

FUNKMAN

05-21-2006, 06:11 AM

These people are accusing Hosp and "the producers" of being riggers. I think that deserves an<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/helekleinegurl/images/ani%20difranco2.jpg" border="0" />sorry Earl!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />

Gvac

05-21-2006, 06:12 AM

In all honesty, I love Hosp but I can count on my hands the amount of times I've hung with him.  It's always been at a Ron and Fez event with hundreds of other people so I can't even claim to be a close friend.  It just so happens that he has a rather distinct voice and I was able to place it after a while.  Kudos to you, Hosp, for your brilliantly played out plot - "hostage" pics and all.  Some really hilarious stuff!

FUNKMAN

05-21-2006, 07:16 AM

Gvac wrote: In all honesty, I love Hosp but I can count on my hands the amount of times I've hung with him.  It's always been at a Ron and Fez event with hundreds of other people so I can't even claim to be a close friend.  It just so happens that he has a rather distinct voice and I was able to place it after a while.  Kudos to you, Hosp, for your brilliantly played out plot - "hostage" pics and all.  Some really hilarious stuff! i picked him out by the curvature of his lips and face under a wool mask.  i don't think even a "no homo" can save me from this one.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" /> it took a little while but i tell ya, if he had grass and mud on the backside of his pants i would have picked him out in a second<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />