View Full Version : thats no lady...?
TooLowBrow
05-16-2006, 02:52 PM
<font size="3">the quick line... 'that's no lady, thats my wife'... who said it first?</font>
FezPaul
05-16-2006, 02:58 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">It's gotta go back to Vaudville.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'll bet no one knows.</font></strong></p>
FUNKMAN
05-16-2006, 03:20 PM
<strong>toolowbrow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">the quick line... 'that's no lady, thats my wife'... who said it first?</font> <p><font size="2"><strong>Adam</strong></font></p>
angelinad128
05-16-2006, 03:27 PM
<strong>toolowbrow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">the quick line... 'that's no lady, thats my wife'... who said it first?</font> <p>The take my wife...please guy? Henny Youngman? If that's even his name. Can't remember right now.</p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 03:32 PM
<strong>toolowbrow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">the quick line... 'that's no lady, thats my wife'... who said it first?</font> <p>mad mad mad mad world...damn! on the of my tongue</p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 03:34 PM
milton berle?
FUNKMAN
05-16-2006, 03:35 PM
<p>i jumped in a cab and asked the driver to take me where there was some action</p><p>he took me back to my house</p><p> </p><p>one of my fav's</p>
FezPaul
05-16-2006, 03:39 PM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>toolowbrow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">the quick line... 'that's no lady, thats my wife'... who said it first?</font> <p>mad mad mad mad world...damn! on the of my tongue</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That was a call-back, even in that old, and classic movie.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Vaudville was between 1880-1920, it's at least that old.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Although Funkman might be the closest so far.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Or, we could attribute it to Howard Stern.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">He invented everything, hoo-hoo.</font></strong></p>
FezPaul
05-16-2006, 03:45 PM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>toolowbrow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">the quick line... 'that's no lady, thats my wife'... who said it first?</font> <p>mad mad mad mad world...damn! on <strong>the of</strong> my tongue</p><p>telecaster forgot to leave a<strong> tip</strong></p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 03:47 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>toolowbrow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">the quick line... 'that's no lady, thats my wife'... who said it first?</font> <p>mad mad mad mad world...damn! on <strong>the of</strong> my tongue</p><p>telecaster forgot to leave a<strong> tip</strong></p><p>nice</p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 03:49 PM
<p>on the <strong>blank</strong> of my tongue</p><p><img src="http://www.tvgameshows.net/geneplayers.jpg" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
05-16-2006, 04:01 PM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>on the <strong>blank</strong> of my tongue</p><p><img src="http://www.tvgameshows.net/geneplayers.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/cnr.jpg<br /></p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 04:18 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>on the <strong>blank</strong> of my tongue</p><p><img src="http://www.tvgameshows.net/geneplayers.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/cnr.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><p>soooory. we where looking for sloppy pussy</p><p><img src="http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs14/brett4.jpg" border="0" /></p>
torker
05-16-2006, 04:22 PM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>on the <strong>blank</strong> of my tongue</p><p><img src="http://www.tvgameshows.net/geneplayers.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img height="234" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/tip2.jpg" width="319" border="0" /></p>
torker
05-16-2006, 04:26 PM
<p>too slow</p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 04:27 PM
speechless and weeping a little bit...
FezPaul
05-16-2006, 04:29 PM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>on the <strong>blank</strong> of my tongue</p><p><img src="http://www.tvgameshows.net/geneplayers.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/tip2.jpg<br /></p>
FUNKMAN
05-16-2006, 04:37 PM
<p><img height="188" src="http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-a_christmas_story.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="3"> POLE</font></strong></p>
sr71blackbird
05-16-2006, 04:49 PM
<p>This thread is making Blackbird chuckle.</p><p> </p>
FUNKMAN
05-16-2006, 04:52 PM
<p><img height="260" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006VNBMM.16._AA260_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="260" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="3"> ROD</font></strong></p>
FUNKMAN
05-16-2006, 04:54 PM
<p><img height="213" src="http://www5c.biglobe.ne.jp/~amazon66/icons/item003/cyclops.jpg" width="455" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="4"> ONE EYED MONSTER</font></strong></p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 04:55 PM
<img src="http://www.boognish.com/ween_archive/weirdie/CharlesNelsonReilly1.gif" border="0" />
sr71blackbird
05-16-2006, 04:56 PM
Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful<br /><br />HOW FORGETFUL WAS HE?<br /><br />He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember someone's name he drew a _______
tele7
05-16-2006, 05:08 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br>Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful<br /><br />HOW FORGETFUL WAS HE?<br /><br />He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember someone's name he drew a _______<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
tele7
05-16-2006, 05:08 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br>Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful<br /><br />HOW FORGETFUL WAS HE?<br /><br />He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember someone's name he drew a _______<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
FUNKMAN
05-16-2006, 05:11 PM
<img height="166" src="http://www.capitalone.com/images/https-autoloans/home_photo_check1.jpg" width="196" border="0" />
tele7
05-16-2006, 05:15 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br>Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful<br /><br />HOW FORGETFUL WAS HE?<br /><br />He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember someone's name he drew a _______<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
FUNKMAN
05-16-2006, 05:21 PM
<font color="#ffffff">BORING</font>
tele7
05-16-2006, 05:24 PM
<p><img src="http://www.acidlogic.com/graphics/chico.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember someone's name he drew a pistol_______</p>
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