Mayor Accused Of Discounting Water Bills For Sex

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.todaysthv.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=28597" target="_self" title="Mayor Accused Of Discounting Water Bills For Sex">Mayor Accused Of Discounting Water Bills For Sex </a><br /></p><p><br />
The 72-year-old
mayor of Waldron has been charged with patronizing a prostitute and
abusing the public trust for allegedly using his official position to
obtain sex. <br /><br />Assistant Prosecuting Attorney John Riedel said
Mayor Troy Anderson was charged Monday in Scott County Circuit Court
with four counts of patronizing a prostitute, a misdemeanor, and two
counts of abuse of the public trust, a felony. <br /><br />The allegations
involve two women. A state police affidavit says that in one case,
Anderson gave a woman with whom he was having sex special treatment on
her city water bill and also paid her for sex. <br /><br />The state
police affidavit says that in another case, Anderson tried to solicit
sex from a woman for several years because of her delinquent water
account and later paid her $100 for sex.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>There's a joke in there somewhere. Hmmmm . . . . .&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

on waldron pond

[FezPaul]

Viagra falls

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Mayor Accused Of Discounting Water Bills For Sex</font></strong> </p><p>then he'd go hang with the boys to brag and boast</p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.peterschaaf.com/schickele/schickelemeetspdq01/highfive.jpg" width="323" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="192" height="292" border="0" src="http://www.spoletostudyabroad.com/images/AlbumSum2005/Photography05/old%20man.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;Hey Baby, you look so sexy with that water bill in your hand. How about I take care of that lil old bill, and you take care of lil old me&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img height="345" src="http://www.rammerjammeryellowhammer.com/weblog/Old%20man.jpg" width="253" border="0" /></p><p>&quot; What, you got nothing coming out of your pipe. Hey try this pipe over here OOOOOH fughetaboutit &quot;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="173" height="221" border="0" src="http://www.newsmutiny.com/pics/old-man.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;I had an orgasm the other day. You know what came out? Dust.&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That old gag</p>

[torker]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br />Viagra falls <p>&nbsp;</p>slowly I turned...

[TheQuestion]

If he can lower my property taxes I'm open to almost anything.<br />

[Plethora]

<p>Work backwards.&nbsp; I believe the punchline would be something along the lines of: </p><p><em>She flushed the toilet and cried quietly to herself.</em><br /></p>

[A.J.]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br />Viagra falls <p>&nbsp;</p>slowly I turned... <p>Inch by inch?&nbsp; ::shudder::</p>