View Full Version : Open Letter To Fez marie Whatley
Rockvillejoe
05-17-2006, 07:47 AM
<p><font size="2">Dear Fez Marie Whatley,</font></p><p><font size="2"> I just caught Tuesday's show on my portable playback. Fez, not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! Five blocks and winded ain't a good sign. The R&F nation need a robust, vibrant, and ALIVE Fez to yang with Ron's yin. Do it for us radio buddays, do it for Ron and the crew, do it for yourself. Just do it. Your energy and wit are a tonic to we weary listeners. Now drag your ass to the local sawbones pronto before I have Bronx Johnny carry you there</font>.</p><p> Signed concerned Listener,</p><p> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" /> <u>Rockville Joe</u></p><p> </p><p> </p>
Badinia
05-17-2006, 08:19 AM
<p>And what's this we hear about Fezorexia? C'mon budday, you gotta take care of yourself so you can take care of us. Eat something, we worry!</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/badiniabanner.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>Regards, Badinia</p>
Doctor Manhattan
05-17-2006, 08:38 AM
<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">...</font><font size="2">not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! ...</font> </p><p> </p><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">Where were you on November 8th 2005?</font></p>
<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">...</font><font size="2">not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! ...</font> </p><p> </p><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">Where were you on November 8th 2005?</font></p><p>So this is about you being a better listener, and not about Fez's health? Some fucking Doctor you are.</p>
IamFogHat
05-17-2006, 09:01 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">...</font><font size="2">not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! ...</font> </p><p> </p><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">Where were you on November 8th 2005?</font></p><p>So this is about you being a better listener, and not about Fez's health? Some fucking Doctor you are.</p><p>I think DocManhattan's diagnosis is Rockeville's a johnny come lately. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by IamFogHat on 5-17-06 @ 1:02 PM</span>
Doctor Manhattan
05-17-2006, 09:17 AM
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I have a Ph.D. in atomic physics. I was studing the 'intrinsic fields' of physical objects when there was an accident. I'm not trained to diagnose heart attacks or diabetes.</font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 5-17-06 @ 1:19 PM</span>
IrishAlkey
05-17-2006, 09:19 AM
I thought he said he was going Monday.
<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I have a Ph.D. in atomic physics. I was studing the 'intrinsic fields' of physical objects when there was an accident. I'm not trained to diagnose heart attacks or diabetes.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 5-17-06 @ 1:19 PM</span> <p>i was kidding. sorry about the accident, but cool beans on the string theory.</p>
torker
05-17-2006, 11:32 AM
<p><font size="2"> Do it for us radio buddays, do it for Ron and the crew, do it for yourself.</font></p><p>Do it for Johnny</p><p><img height="300" src="http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/1/1081.jpg" width="216" border="0" /></p>
yomudder21
05-17-2006, 11:36 AM
Maybe he will listen if we have Catty Moments with Rockville Joe.
EliSnow
05-17-2006, 11:38 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I have a Ph.D. in atomic physics. I was studing the 'intrinsic fields' of physical objects when there was an accident. I'm not trained to diagnose heart attacks or diabetes.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 5-17-06 @ 1:19 PM</span> <p>i was kidding. sorry about the accident, but cool beans on the string theory.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Doctor Manhatten is adopting his persona as created in the comic book masterpiece, Watchmen</font></p>
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Rockvillejoe
05-17-2006, 01:01 PM
<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe he will listen if we have Catty Moments with Rockville Joe. <p>Hey Ronnie, yeah Rockville Joe, How about that Fez Marie Whatley and that sicker ticker? I mean come on, maybe if he wasn't taking it up the poop shoot every 24/7, he wouldn't have to bend over making all the blood rush to his head...word....and Ronny...yeah...., whats with that nitro pill he takes everyday? I mean come on, who does he thinks he's kidding? We all know its actually amyl nitrate for that 6 second high right before he shangri'la's, right Ronny....Huh?.... and Ronny? yeah Rockville Joe, somebody tell Fez that when they say an injection of meat is what he needs for protein, they mean a lean steak eaten by the mouth, not a tube steak up the ass....</p><p>Ugh, this is harder than he makes it seem. I think I'll leave the comedy catty heavy lifting to the pro-fessionals. Fez, I kid because I love ya bubbala. And as far as why I didn't chime in AFTER the heart attack. The damage had been done. My call to Fez via open letter was to PREVENT another episode.</p>
torker
05-17-2006, 01:28 PM
<p>My call to Fez via open letter was to PREVENT another episode.</p><p>Buy a stamp and lick it.</p>
Rockvillejoe
05-17-2006, 01:43 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p>My call to Fez via open letter was to PREVENT another episode. <p> </p><p>Buy a stamp and lick it.</p><p>They got this new technology I heard Ron talk about. Some crazy talk really. I think he called it....</p><p><span class="adminlink"><font size="2">"electronic mail-mail sent e-lectronically"</font></span>. Check it out torker, then you maybe you won't have to lick so much yourself, bruva.</p>
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