"I have to pee"

[Furtherman]

<p>Does this phrase bother anyone?&nbsp; </p><p>No longer do I hear &quot;I have to go to the bathroom&quot;.&nbsp; </p><p>Seems everyone just likes to announce &quot;I have to pee!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't like it.&nbsp; I prefer &quot;I have to go to the bathroom&quot; or just go... don't announce it to anyone.</p>

[mendyweiss]

Exactly, just fuckin go!

[SatCam]

For me, it's usually "I've just peed"

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Actually, I usually say "I'm going to use the bathroom"

[Patches]

I like to announce &quot;I gotta take a&nbsp;dump&quot;.&nbsp; And then when I get back, I like to announce, &quot;I just took a dump&quot; for the people that missed the first announcement.

[OGC]

<strong>Patches</strong> wrote:<br />I like to announce &quot;I gotta take a&nbsp;dump&quot;.&nbsp; And then when I get back, I like to announce, &quot;I just took a dump&quot; for the people that missed the first announcement. <p><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="3">I do that to, and then I describe the consistancy and my wiping procedure. </font></p><p><font face="Georgia" size="3">And if anyone doubts me, I will ask if they want to take a look before I flush.</font></p>

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>I like to announce that I am going to the little gentleman's room. Sometimes its the lil captains room. </p><p>&nbsp;It has never not made someone laugh awkwardly.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>until now</p>

[FUNKMAN]

&quot; hit the head &quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; mostly

[SatCam]

If there was any post-stream leakage, I'll always make sure I inform the closest individual.

[ozzie]

<p>At home I'll tell my chick or my boys, &quot;Daddy's gotta go read for a while&quot;.&nbsp; They've figured out what it means.</p><p>I don't know that I've ever announced it at work, or anywhere else that I can remember&nbsp;since the days of asking permission in high school.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>I just announce that &quot;I've got to see a man about a horse.&quot;&nbsp; People who know me just roll their eyes because they've heard it a million times and others just look at me confused and bewildered.</p>

[Stankfoot]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">either &quot;I gotta go drain the lizard&quot; or &quot;I gotta go drop a log&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">depending on the situation&nbsp;</font></p>

[torker]

<p><em><font size="1">I've just pissed in my pants and nobody can do anything about it.</font></em></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="200" src="http://www.film-base.de/images/people/Maury-Chaykin.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Does this phrase bother anyone?</p><p>Would you prefer, &quot;I have to change my tampon?&quot;</p>

[PapaBear]

If I'm with all guys I say, &quot;I've gotta take a leak&quot;. If there are ladies around I just say, &quot;I'll be right back.&quot;

[TheGameHHH]

who cares what you say, they're just fucking words. I say either, &quot;I gotta pee&quot; or &quot;I gotta take a piss&quot; no matter who I'm around. I hardly ever shit anywhere but my home turf, if I do I'll tell whoever I'm with that I gotta take a shit and I'll be right back.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I say &quot;I have to go to the tiolet&quot; but I use the original French pronunciation of toilet. </p><p>So its sounds like &quot;I have to go to ze twah lay!&quot; Which makes it sound fancy. </p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>When a woman in my office will say she has to use the bathroom, I usually say &quot;I hope everything comes out all right&quot;.</p><p>I usually say I have to use the &quot;little telemarketors room&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>For shit'n :</p><p>&quot;I have to take a dumpus delecti&quot;</p><p>&quot;Pinch a loaf&quot;, &quot;heave a havana&quot;, &quot;drop the kids off at the pool&quot;</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />&quot; hit the head &quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; mostly <p>I've gots to hits the head. Ghe ghe ghe ghe...</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/funkman.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />&quot; hit the head &quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; mostly <p>I've gots to hits the head. Ghe ghe ghe ghe...</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/funkman.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>very cute Papa!&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? <br /></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[PapaBear]

I was going to use one of my old Navy pics, but I couldn't pass up on the Popeye one.

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I say: &quot;Please be so kind as to excuse me, but I must go, and allow the urine to drain from my bladder, I apologize for any temporary inconvienience my absence will cause, but my delaying this action could result in my experiencing intense discomfort, and possible health problems.&quot;</font></strong>

[PapaBear]

<p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">delaying this action could result in my experiencing intense discomfort, and possible health problems</font></strong></p><p><img height="253" src="http://www.dauntless-soft.com/PRODUCTS/Freebies/NoseArt/george.jpg" width="403" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong><font size="6">tinkle</font></strong>

[Jennitalia]

<p>i say i have to pee or tinkle. or, i have to tap a kidney</p>

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;I have to make a head call.&quot;</p><p>I've worked for the Navy for too long.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><em><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#cc9900" size="3">&quot;See a man about a rowboat.&quot;</font></em></strong>

[Tall_James]

<p>I don't like it.&nbsp; I prefer &quot;I have to go to the bathroom&quot;</p><p>I piss all over this wonderful planet of ours.&nbsp; Why should I say I'm using the bathroom when I'm not.&nbsp; If I'm on a golf course playing or at a outdoor wedding why should I have to say I'm going to use the bathroom when odds are I'm just going to stand behind a tree and let fly.</p><p>So don't get all &quot;Sally Specific&quot; on me.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br><p><hr color="cococo" align="left"></font>Does this phrase bother anyone?<hr color="cococo" align="left"></p><p>Would you prefer, "I have to change my tampon?"</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

now you're turning me on.

If i am with the guys i will say something like "i gotta see a man about horse," or "i gotta wipe the dew of the lizard," or my fav "i gotta fucking pee" now if i am with my chick i say "i shall return my love" and then do the pee pee walk to the bathroom.

[Furtherman]

<p>I just hear more and more people announce that they have to pee...&nbsp; and really, I don't care.</p><p>As for that tampon thing?&nbsp; No need to announce that either.&nbsp; </p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I just go with the ol' &quot;I must rid my body of waste.&quot;</font></em></strong>

[SatCam]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">delaying this action could result in my experiencing intense discomfort, and possible health problems</font></strong></p><p><img height="253" src="http://www.dauntless-soft.com/PRODUCTS/Freebies/NoseArt/george.jpg" width="403" border="0" /></p><p></p>

"I could get uromisotisis poisoning and die!"

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[J.Clints]

I ll be back in a minute i gotta piss

[dereckfishboy]

Every chick I know that has kids now has to go &quot;potty&quot;. Grown women, going potty. It's sad, really.<br />

[Liverpool-kid]

<div class="postcolor">It reminds me of Steve Martin jabbing himself in the eye with a fork with a cork on the end.</div>

[IamFogHat]

Sometimes just to oogie out my friends, I'll announce that 'I'm going to go expell some urine.'&nbsp;

[Gwen]

<p>When I'm with friends &quot;I've gotta take a squeege.&quot;&nbsp; I didn't invent it, but it just works.</p><p>At work we have to &quot;go down the hall&quot; though the guys are always &quot;going to the head&quot;.&nbsp; <br /></p>

[cougarjake13]

i usually dont say anything when i have to use the bathroom, i just get up and leave but sometimes people will ask where i went&nbsp;when i get back and i usually say i went to the bank and made a deposit

[Hottub]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />Sometimes just to<font style="background-color: #ffffff"> <strong>oogie</strong></font> out my friends, I'll announce that 'I'm going to go expell some urine.'&nbsp; <p><img height="275" src="http://members.tripod.com/~mugsy11/oogieFU.jpg" width="246" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

sometimes when people come back i'll ask them &quot;did everything come out alright?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; and sometimes when i'm going i'll ask people if &quot;they need anything?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; this one girl in work started asking me if i needed anything back and i would ask for lemonade, sometimes pink lemonade

[zathrus]

I work with monstly men and if " i have to pee" is the worst thing that i have to hear, then it was a good day. and yes, the men that i work with act like a bunch of perverted teenagers.