Woman rips off husband's testicles with bare hands

[Bulldogcakes]

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<p class="firstParagraph setTextSize"><span class="dateline">TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006</span>
- A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the
hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public
knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the
52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.</p>
<p>

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his
first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife
allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands.
Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.
</p><strong>Howard/Tioga-Nicetown:</strong>
&quot;Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here.&quot;
Howard
says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow
conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was
asleep last night, she attacked him.
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<strong>Howard:</strong> &quot;I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails.&quot;</p>
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[BoondockSaint]

Doesn't seem like a nicetown to me.

[Tall_James]

<p>A Philadelphia man </p><p>He's decided to move to another town in Pennsylvania but they laughed at him and told him he wouldn't fit in their community...</p><p><img height="212" src="http://andyhardison.tripod.com/IntercoursePA.jpg" width="260" border="0" /></p><p>So he just went and bought some new underwear...</p><p><img height="314" src="http://www.bitedesign.com/jf/archives/images/NUTLESS.jpg" width="323" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">&quot;She's got balls&quot;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -AC/DC</font></strong></p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">I'll bet she used to work as a fruit picker.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="3">You've got to hand it to her.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="3">She's pretty handy around the house.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="3">What a rip-off.</font></strong></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Well, they say that when getting married, a man loses his balls. She just took it literally. <br />

[LimeJohnny]

<p>No-she was a nut cracker...</p><p>no really, she was just a jewel thief... </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by LimeJohnny on 5-19-06 @ 9:26 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">Castrating bitch!</font></strong></p><p>Where's Funkman when we need him?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.albundy.net/other_pics/special/sam.jpg" width="304" height="232" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;Umm
Honey? Can I have my balls tonite? Well, I'm going out with the guys
and. . . . . but honey! . . . . . but they're all bringing theirs . . .
.&nbsp; No, sorry Frank, its a no go&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>She has a reputation for testiness.</p>

[SatCam]

The man could be heard bawling from blocks away.

This woman is nuts.

But I hear she's good in the sack.

[Hottub]

Obviously nuts!

[Hottub]

Sat. You owe me a coke!

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">No.........it was take the&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em><font size="4"> bull</font></em>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; by the horns.</font></strong>