Jimmy Hoffa Cupcakes.....Now I'm Starvin!

[Reephdweller]

<p><img height="252" src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/04357495-bbac-4325-87dc-98f99efdb20e_sp.jpeg" width="188" border="0" /></p><p>Cupcakes aren't usually a best-seller at the Milford Baking Company. But since the addition of a plastic green hand emerging from the chocolate-flavored sprinkles and frosting meant to resemble dirt, the bakery can't make enough of the desserts. </p><p>In the week since dozens of FBI agents, police and others invaded this small community 30 miles northwest of Detroit to search for the remains of former Teamsters chief Jimmy Hoffa, local businesses are taking advantage of the national spotlight aimed at them. </p><p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2000741">http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2000741</a></p><p><br />I'm sure this will bring some grievances.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i couldn't eat a whole one so just give me a hoffa one.... you eat the other hoff</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>haven't warmed up yet...</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'll take one, and a barrel of milk.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>customer: are these damaged</p><p>bakery&nbsp;clerk: no why?</p><p>customer: this one looks like it's been hit</p>

[FezPaul]

<p>&nbsp;<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;Clerk: Would you like these to go?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Customer: Yes, could you help me put them in my trunk?</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>reporters asked the clerk if they were selling?</p><p>clerk said &quot;yeah there were a bunch of people lined up before the store opened&quot; but went on to say they were an <strong>&quot;angry mob&quot;...</strong></p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Customer: Gimme one of them cupcakes.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp; FezPaul: I got nothin'</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>customer: these cupcakes sit in your stomach like cement</p><p>clerk: oh those are the shoes</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>probably didn't even need the 'shoes' part....</p>

[narc]

Should I try the veal? And will you be here all week?

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Clerk: Are you back for more?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Customer: I really <em>dig</em> these cupcakes.</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>someone must have slipped lsd into some of the cupcakes. one customer reported 'after eating a cupcake he felt whacked'...</p><p>da dum</p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">The store manager lost his keys one day, and had to Jimmy the lock.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Joke Limbo contest: How low can you go?</font></strong></p>

[A.J.]

Looks more like <em>Carrie</em> cupcakes.

[mendyweiss]

<img height="462" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2005/180/6109881_112016506272.jpg" width="406" border="0" />Give me 6 for 5

[FUNKMAN]

<p>one guy wasn't even hungry but he said they made him a hoffa he couldn't refuse...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>has that on my mind since last night</p>

[Hosp]

<p>At night when they make the cupcakes, they have to rush because everyone in the bakery plays in a bowling leauge.&nbsp; So when they mix the batter, the whole team stirs.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Anyone?&nbsp; Anyone?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="312" height="214" border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Henny_youngman.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;THe other day I read somewhere that drinking is bad for you. So I stopped reading. Take my wife, please! &quot;</p>

[LordofIron]

A couple of angry half Italian and half POLISH mobsters from Bayonne NJ traveled to this bakery yesterday and entered through the back door.&nbsp; The approached the sales woman and demanded all the freeken Hoffa cupcakes and placed them in a sack.&nbsp; They quickly exited the building and ran down the street to a&nbsp;construction site being prepared to become a parking lot and black topped.&nbsp; They quickly dug a 4 foot deep hole in the Lot thowing the sack in and covering it back up.&nbsp;The patron that followed them over heard one of the mobsters tell the other one:&nbsp; Yea lets see dem feds find da fuk dis time!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp;

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>I'd love to have some, but I've yet to find the bakery.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>LordofIron</strong> wrote:<br />A couple of angry half Italian and half POLISH mobsters from Bayonne NJ traveled to this bakery yesterday and entered through the back door.&nbsp; The approached the sales woman and demanded all the freeken Hoffa cupcakes and placed them in a sack.&nbsp; They quickly exited the building and ran down the street to a&nbsp;construction site being prepared to become a parking lot and black topped.&nbsp; They quickly dug a 4 foot deep hole in the Lot thowing the sack in and covering it back up.&nbsp;The patron that followed them over heard one of the mobsters tell the other one:&nbsp; Yea lets see dem feds find da fuk dis time!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; <p><img height="177" src="http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/veggies/images/corn.jpg" width="200" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font size="7">E</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

i thought the LordofIron was pat robertson.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by evedder on 5-29-06 @ 12:35 AM</span>

[tele7]

<img src="http://www.chillertheatre.com/chillerhand1.jpg" border="0" />

[LordofIron]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />i thought the LordofIron was pat robertson. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by evedder on 5-29-06 @ 12:35 AM</span> <p>That's impossible.&nbsp; I do full leg presses not panzy 1/8 squats like that pussy.</p>

[LordofIron]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>customer: are these damaged</p><p>bakery&nbsp;clerk: no why?</p><p>customer: this one looks like it's been hit</p><p>And you call my joke CORNY!!!&nbsp; And this is quality stuff there FUNKYSTUFF?</p>

[LordofIron]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>reporters asked the clerk if they were selling?</p><p>clerk said &quot;yeah there were a bunch of people lined up before the store opened&quot; but went on to say they were an <strong>&quot;angry mob&quot;...</strong></p><p>And funkster,,, this one?&nbsp; You mock my joke and you post this?&nbsp; This is funny?&nbsp; This is better then mine?&nbsp; I thinks that funkster has been eating a few of those lsd laced hoffa cupcakes himself if he thinks this lame attempt at humor was better then the Lord of Irons quick response.&nbsp; Afterall you even admitted staying up all night thinking of these.&nbsp; I posted mine after only about 3 minutes.&nbsp;&nbsp; Have another cupcake buddy.&nbsp; wink wink</p>

[Marc with a c]

somebody's raging

[tele7]

<p><img src="http://officecom.qc.ca/Media-film/ImagesB/teamamerica.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I sense anger </p>

[LordofIron]

I wasn't raging guys.&nbsp; I was joking around with my boy.&nbsp; Funkster is my coworker.&nbsp; I was writing that stuff then looking over at him to see if he would look over at me.&nbsp; He didn't.&nbsp; I don't think he ever saw my responses.&nbsp;&nbsp; Damn.&nbsp; lol

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>LordofIron</strong> wrote:<br />I wasn't raging guys.&nbsp; I was joking around with my boy.&nbsp; Funkster is my coworker.&nbsp; I was writing that stuff then looking over at him to see if he would look over at me.&nbsp; He didn't.&nbsp; I don't think he ever saw my responses.&nbsp;&nbsp; Damn.&nbsp; lol <p>i did take a quick peek...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>