Dave I'm sorry..

[empulse]

<p><font size="4">Dave,</font></p><p><font size="4">i am sorry i scared u the other night, i stopped by to see westside and my can opener got stuck on the door handle..</font></p><p><img title="the chef" height="150" alt="the chef" src="http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4769/chefboy8uf.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry 'bout the confusion buddy.&nbsp; I didn't know my mustache would freak you out so bad.</p>

[Marc with a c]

oh i see because she dated a chef.

[Don Stugots]

i thought we got rid of these "new" posters that just have Dave hating posts. Be an adult, use your regular R&F.net name.

[empulse]

<p>was just a joke. didn't know was so serious in here. I love everyone on the show.&nbsp; I won't post anything unless i know it is ok.&nbsp; </p><p>Not sure what name i am supposed to use... i signed up as empulse.&nbsp; I dj as emPulse. but my real name is chris.&nbsp; is that appropriate?&nbsp;&nbsp;i will make sure to review the forum rules.</p>

[Bama]

Way to go Stugots1. You are such a killjoy.

[Tall_James]

<p>Hey empulse - welcome aboard</p>

[Reephdweller]

<p>Don't worry about it empulse, we're all here to have fun and enjoy the show we love.</p><p>Welcome to the board.</p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I understand stugot's confusion, given some of the &quot;hate posters&quot; that have sprung up since Dave joined the show.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">empulse, that was a very funny first post.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Post more often so we know where you're coming from.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">And 'Bama, if you were just bustin' stu's balls, very funny.</font></strong></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>empulse</strong> wrote:<br /><p>was just a joke. didn't know was so serious in here. I love everyone on the show.&nbsp; I won't post anything unless i know it is ok.&nbsp; </p><p>Not sure what name i am supposed to use... i signed up as empulse.&nbsp; I dj as emPulse. but my real name is chris.&nbsp; is that appropriate?&nbsp;&nbsp;i will make sure to review the forum rules.</p><p>Chris, if you're gonna stay don't take things so personally.&nbsp; Stugots was just breaking your balls a little, and right away ya get Fuckin' Fresh!!!!</p><p>But seriously, we tease.&nbsp; </p>

[IamFogHat]

ouch...i guess...um...i hope other people's chick's (or dudes) blow chefs, otherwise this dude's bit is going to run dry real soon...like...by tomorrow.

[Bama]

<p>What? The chef bit has been going strong for a long time now.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It will live forever. </p>

[IamFogHat]

oh absolutely, but my point was by definition, this will be the only thing this guy will be able to comment on.&nbsp; and really, how often will it come up in terms of the board?

[Bama]

<p>I have faith in the guy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How ironic would it be to have a chef be the one trying to break into ESD's house. That's good stuff.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If I'm wrong, who cares. I love board characters.</p>

[empulse]

<p>i thought it was pretty damn funny. maybe even bonus points for the double callbacks.&nbsp; this show is one of the only things that helps me keep my sanity.&nbsp; and the fact that florida doesn't have any high towers for me to climb with a rifle.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>-empulse</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by empulse on 5-24-06 @ 11:28 PM</span>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;Stugots was just breaking your balls a little, and right away ya get Fuckin' Fresh!!!!</p><p>&quot;don't get fresh mister.&nbsp; mr. johnson, mr. johnson i'm looking for WNEW.&quot;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

I just wanna rub your knee.

[Bama]

<strong>empulse</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i thought it was pretty damn funny. maybe even bonus points for the double callbacks.&nbsp; this show is one of the only things that helps me keep my sanity.&nbsp; and the fact that florida doesn't have any high towers for me to climb with a rifle.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>-empulse</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by empulse on 5-24-06 @ 11:28 PM</span> <p>What did we learn today? Jokes about violence are for crazy people.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Keep up the good work.</p>

[barjockey]

<img height="94" src="http://static.flickr.com/56/141619650_e45b0d649d_t.jpg" width="100" border="0" />&nbsp;I gotta special sauce for westside<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" />

[Coach]

<p>I just wonder if he worries when he sees this guy:</p><p><img height="101" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Av9O03g_NQYCFM:www.losanjealous.com/img/colonelphil.jpg" width="77" border="0" />&nbsp;Good ole Colonel Sanders!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 5-25-06 @ 3:07 AM</span>

[OGC]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />I just wanna rub your knee. <p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5">You forgot the &quot;<font color="#ff99cc">No Homo</font>&quot;</font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5" /></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5" /></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5" /></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5">Or maybe you meant to ?</font></p>

[jlehane]

If I had a vagina I'd cry right along with you and Moe....no homo.

[jlehane]

I have to emphasize that I LOVE LOVE LOVE ESD,no matter how nasty my emails/gags/skits/sketches/full blown aids style posts for a fast laugh at his expense.He's a target because he's Fun and Funny,and because of the limits of many others as to the narrowness of acceptable topics to post/the sheep herd effect.You can only post within a show related topic,because others can't make the big leap to see how &quot;IT&quot; relates to the show. Bringing up O&amp;A in the past was TABOO and look how you all changed.Bringing up Stern was once TABOO and look how you have all changed. Anal detention as far as narrowness in posts and comedy has always bugged me because it's a form of censorship.We don't SAY certain WORDS.

[Don Stugots]

Let me start by saying I am sorry to Chris. I went off half cocked thinking the posting was another attack on a faceless poster at Dave. After reading what Chris was trying to do, i see the humor in it, and i got a chuckle out of the post. hee hee.

I am not a killjoy too often here, i am usually the one going to far for the sack of laughter. so nutz to you there hah!!! (insert Archic Bunker voice here)

thanks to those that stuck up for me.

[SatCam]

Dave I'm sorry..

I thought this would be a post from this guy...

http://www.guitarraonline.com.ar/van_halen_foto.jpg

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p> Stugots was just breaking your balls a little, and right away ya get Fuckin' Fresh!!!!</p><p>&quot;don't get fresh mister. mr. johnson, mr. johnson i'm looking for WNEW.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>because of your make believe ballroom quote, i had to go back and listen to it, and now im smiling. kudos to you sir&nbsp;</p>

[Lady]

<p><font size="2"><strong>I would like to say sorry to Dave as well. I hated him for a while. I found him unfunny and a red headed jerk</strong></font><font size="2"><strong>. I was that caller who cursed him out when Claire was crying in the studio. Yes, I admit. I was a bitch. All in all Dave, you really crack me up! My apologies to you and Claire.&nbsp;I hope we can shake hands.</strong>&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><strong>P.S. Save Roberto!</strong></font></p><p><img height="290" src="http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/SpanishWidow/saveferriscopy.jpg" width="349" border="0" /></p>

[ConnieSwail]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />Let me start by saying I am sorry to Chris. I went off half cocked thinking the posting was another attack on a faceless poster at Dave. After reading what Chris was trying to do, i see the humor in it, and i got a chuckle out of the post. hee hee.

I am not a killjoy too often here, i am usually the one going to far for the sack of laughter. so nutz to you there hah!!! (insert Archic Bunker voice here)

thanks to those that stuck up for me<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dave sucks&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BrokenKnuckle]

Dave rocks

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>So it's down to the old &quot;Superstar&quot; bit?</p><p>&quot;Suck, Don't Suck!&quot; = 'Good, No Good!&quot;</p>

[DirtyJersey]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;Stugots was just breaking your balls a little, and right away ya get Fuckin' Fresh!!!!</p><p>&quot;don't get fresh mister.&nbsp; mr. johnson, mr. johnson i'm looking for WNEW.&quot;</p><p>Johnson I want the make believe ballroom!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>DirtyJersey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;Stugots was just breaking your balls a little, and right away ya get Fuckin' Fresh!!!!</p><p>&quot;don't get fresh mister.&nbsp; mr. johnson, mr. johnson i'm looking for WNEW.&quot;</p><p>Johnson I want the make believe ballroom!</p><p>Maybe he wants to put a sailor suit on, dip you in Times Square and kiss you.</p>