Should I just give back Roberto?

[Hosp]

<p>So Ron and Fez seem like they want me and Dave to resolve this on our own.&nbsp; I don't feel I should just give it back, because the ransom I asked for hasn't been met.&nbsp; So what should be done?</p>

[Sheeplovr]

i thought it was over already <br />

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It was a funny bit, the operative word being &quot;was.&quot;&nbsp; It's over.&nbsp; Give the guy his puppet back.</font>

[ADF]

I would just have it unexpectedly show up at another event, preferrably through an anonymous third party.<br />

[QueensideDave]

<p>Go over and start slamming into dave's front door like you are trying to break in.&nbsp; Then run away and leave roberto in the doorway holding a &quot;ransom note&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oh wait..maybe thats not the best idea</p>

[Reephdweller]

Either send him to Dave in pieces, or make him earn it back. Or send Mikey D to hand deliver it to his place.

[JustJon]

nah.&nbsp; he still should have to earn it somehow.<br />

[Tall_James]

<p>Bury Roberto somewhere in the tri-state area and provide Dave with a treasure map.&nbsp; </p><p>Forget that, just give it back.&nbsp; The bit is over.</p>

[JustJon]

Geo cache it.&nbsp; <br />

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>no pay off</p><p>no puppett</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry dave.</p>

[AppleBoy]

<img height="236" src="http://www.link-sales.co.uk/uploads/C275-Wood-Chipper.jpg" width="320" border="0" />

[LordJezo]

My vote is give it back.&nbsp; After the Mikey D incident ESD needs a little love back in his life.<br />

[silera]

<p>I want Roberto to describe his elaborate escape on air.</p>

[vjr97]

<font color="#ff0033" size="3">give it back 1 piece @ a time and crushed</font>

[Furtherman]

<p>I say give him back.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>I say you leave Roberto at Silera and Alkey's for the weekend.</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><font color="#000066" size="2">Just sent ESD a <em>really </em>small square box with lots of tape on it:</font></p><p><img src="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/3482/seven43ll.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">What's the Little Box?!?! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">It's such a small box! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">It's Little!&nbsp;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">What's in the Little Box?!?!</font></strong></p>

[IamFogHat]

You know, I just voted for him to earn it, but now that I think about it I miss the Roberto bit real bad, and I wanna hear Dave do the voice again.

[Snoogans]

Tell him he gets the puppet back if he can whip Mikey D's ass<br />

[Hottub]

The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 5-25-06 @ 4:01 PM</span>

[MobCounty]

<p>I for one like the bit. Just giving him back&nbsp;seems a little&nbsp;anti climactic.&nbsp; Hrm, if it has to be off the air, maybe it should be something here.&nbsp; Perhaps Dave needs to do a little ronfez.net public service?&nbsp; </p><p>-Maybe Dave needs to&nbsp;talk&nbsp;60 people with at least&nbsp;60 posts under their names to sign a petition to get roberto back within&nbsp;in&nbsp;60 hours.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jennitalia]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Hottub on 5-25-06 @ 4:01 PM</span> <p>i agree.&nbsp;&nbsp; it's over, johnny.&nbsp; give it back. or toss it.&nbsp; but, please, enough already.</p>

[spot]

I voted to give him back..Roberto's been through enough.

[CruelCircus]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled.&nbsp; I think you need to change it up a bit.&nbsp; Contact some of our out of state/distant board members.&nbsp; Mail them Roberto and have them take pictures of him in front of various monuments and locales.</p><p>Roberto at the Lincoln Memorial, Roberto at the Sears Tower, Roberto on the Santa Monica Pier...</p><p>Keep doing that until Dave earns it back!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Just give the fucking puppet back.&nbsp; If this is a bit it's over.&nbsp; If it's not, you stole something.&nbsp; Give it the fuck back.</p>

[OGC]

<strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><p>.....</p><p>&nbsp; Contact some of our out of state/distant board members.&nbsp; Mail them Roberto and have them take pictures of him in front of various monuments and locales.</p><p>.....</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">This sounds like a good idea, send Roberto on a little vacation.</font></p>

[Hottub]

<strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled.&nbsp; I think you need to change it up a bit.&nbsp; Contact some of our out of state/distant board members.&nbsp; Mail them Roberto and have them take pictures of him in front of various monuments and locales.</p><p>Roberto at the Lincoln Memorial, Roberto at the Sears Tower, Roberto on the Santa Monica Pier...</p><p>Keep doing that until Dave earns it back!</p><p>So you are saying Roberto should be a member of the Whatley Posse? Take him on the road with the Cruel Circus? Please don't forget that he is rather smal!</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p><strong><font size="2" color="#000066">What's the Little Box?!?! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2" color="#000066">It's such a small box! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2" color="#000066">It's Little!&nbsp;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2" color="#000066">What's in the Little Box?!?!</font></strong></p> <p>
<br /></p><p></p><p>Holy shit, dude! I've been laughing for like 20 minutes.<br /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">The next&nbsp;proposed Ron &amp; Fez nite out is supposed to be a Karaoke night. I propose that ESD must tear the roof off the sucker in song to win back his beloved Roberto!</font></strong></p><p><img height="279" src="http://www.kiyoaki.com/imagenes/foto112_or.jpg" width="220" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled.&nbsp; </p><p>No, it's over.</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled.&nbsp; </p><p>No, it's over.</p><p>The gentleman from&nbsp;B&quot;field seconds. Can we get a third to carry the motion?</p>

[The Jays]

Piss on the puppet, then shit in its mouth, and then vomit on it. Then clean it and give it back to Dave.

[Photoshop Mike]

Yeah, Give Roberto back.. I kinda miss him on the show. I would hate for THIS to end with a wimper.. ya know?

[LimeJohnny]

I for one like the idea.&nbsp; I think you have to mix it up a bit for the Roberto bit to have some legs.&nbsp; Sending him to a different location each week would be a great way to keep it going.<br /><strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled. I think you need to change it up a bit. Contact some of our out of state/distant board members. Mail them Roberto and have them take pictures of him in front of various monuments and locales.</p><p>Roberto at the Lincoln Memorial, Roberto at the Sears Tower, Roberto on the Santa Monica Pier...</p><p>Keep doing that until Dave earns it back!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[CruelCircus]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled.&nbsp; </p><p>No, it's over.</p><p>Well.&nbsp; There you go then.&nbsp; </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Glad you finally saw it the right way.</p><p>HOSP, mail the fucking thing back.</p>

[MobCounty]

<p>I'll dissagree with the cool people. The bit should not end with an unceremonious mailing of Roberto, talk about no payoff..</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll dissagree with the cool people. The bit should not end with an unceremonious mailing of Roberto, talk about no payoff..</p><p>What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?&nbsp; Some of us are just done with this stupid puppet bit.&nbsp; HOSP took something that didn't belong to him and he got a lot out of Dave, but it's done.&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I also just heard Ron say that whatever HOSP and ESD work out as a &quot;price&quot; he has to pay to get back Roberto, it has to happen off the air because Dave had his shot on the show and lost.</p><p>So he's done with this too.&nbsp; Are you gonna send your stupid little &quot;cool people&quot; jab at Ron now too?</p>

[Hosp]

<p>I proposed a Night of fights where if Dave won I gave it back, if I won I destroyed him on the spot.&nbsp; But the real tension between Mikey and Dave stole the thunder.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The main issue I have in that just giving it back will be more lame then something without a payoff, it will be completely anti-climactic.&nbsp; And trust me, I've got the puppet in better shape then it's been in months.&nbsp; I've reattatched the head, and washed it to get rid of the smell.&nbsp; He's just kind of red all over from kool aid though.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And can I remind people, that Dave can do the voice without the puppet, and if he needs one, at the end of the power hour I gave him the Chef puppet, he can work out a new act with that.</p>

[Jennitalia]

<strong>Hosp</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I proposed a Night of fights where if Dave won I gave it back, if I won I destroyed him on the spot.&nbsp; But the real tension between Mikey and Dave stole the thunder.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The main issue I have in that just giving it back will be more lame then something without a payoff, it will be completely anti-climactic.&nbsp; And trust me, I've got the puppet in better shape then it's been in months.&nbsp; I've reattatched the head, and washed it to get rid of the smell.&nbsp; He's just kind of red all over from kool aid though.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And can I remind people, that Dave can do the voice without the puppet, and if he needs one, at the end of the power hour I gave him the Chef puppet, he can work out a new act with that.</p><p>was there really any thunder to steal?&nbsp; Hospie, I love ya, but the whole thing is just lame.&nbsp; let it be.</p>

[Flea_Man]

I say just give him back.

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">Create some sort of payoff, there is no comedic value in just returning the puppet, time lapse doesn't matter if the payoff is big enuff!!!</font></strong>

[Fallon]

Stick a pool cue up it's ass and be done with it. Bit over.<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Fallon on 5-25-06 @ 11:02 PM</span>

[Garcia525]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled. I think you need to change it up a bit. Contact some of our out of state/distant board members. Mail them Roberto and have them take pictures of him in front of various monuments and locales.</p><p>Roberto at the Lincoln Memorial, Roberto at the Sears Tower, Roberto on the Santa Monica Pier...</p><p>Keep doing that until Dave earns it back!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think this is an incredible idea.&nbsp; I would be more than willing to take some pictures of Roberto in my hometown, Bridgeport, CT.&nbsp; Now before you ask why, I'm sure Roberto would like to visit the final resting place of one of his childhood heros......Tom Thumb.....why?.....because he's LITTLE! (really should be WAS little).&nbsp; And of course a picture of him at the city limits sign that reads &quot;Welcome to Bridgeport&quot; with all the Mayor's name and what not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img border="0" src="http://www.geocities.com/garcia525/CTBRIthumbgrave.jpg" /></p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

Definitely piece by piece.

[4PaddedWalls]

Has dave provided a pay off? NO! .... No pay off no puppet ... Ending this bit without a pay off would be a lil hypocritical wouldn't it?

[Fake-E-Lo]

I thought it was a great bit, but they've seemed to move on from it on the show, so if you have it I'd just give it back. Unless you send Roberto over to ESD's apartment with another thug puppet&nbsp;and have Roberto and the hench-puppet try to break in, that would be funny.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Set Roberto in a block of cement &amp; make ESD chip him outta it!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/CementBlock.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[spoon]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Stick a pool cue up it's ass and be done with it. Bit over.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Fallon on 5-25-06 @ 11:02 PM</span> <p>That sounds like a start, not the end!&nbsp; What up Roberto-cakes!</p>

[themayor]

<p>I am in Seattle right now and I am going back to Tokyo, Japan in two weeks.&nbsp; I think Roberto would love to see Japan.&nbsp; The Japanese people are so little, he would be right at home!<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong /><br /></p><p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled. I think you need to change it up a bit. Contact some of our out of state/distant board members. Mail them Roberto and have them take pictures of him in front of various monuments and locales.</p><p>Roberto at the Lincoln Memorial, Roberto at the Sears Tower, Roberto on the Santa Monica Pier...</p><p>Keep doing that until Dave earns it back!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So you are saying Roberto should be a member of the Whatley Posse? Take him on the road with the Cruel Circus? Please don't forget that he is rather smal!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MobCounty]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll dissagree with the cool people. The bit should not end with an unceremonious mailing of Roberto, talk about no payoff..</p><p>What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?&nbsp; Some of us are just done with this stupid puppet bit.&nbsp; HOSP took something that didn't belong to him and he got a lot out of Dave, but it's done.&nbsp;</p><p>Don't act like you don't know what I mean.&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't go kinapping a small&nbsp;puppets because you think Dave doesnt payoff, only to mail it back in shame when your own bit&nbsp;did not&nbsp;payoff. It makes you and everyone who thought it was funny, a shitter. </p><p>There are&nbsp;a dozen&nbsp;people in this thread saying there&nbsp;needs to be a fitting end, and three that want to&nbsp;go for a mail in.&nbsp;I for one do not think a fitting end needs to be burn the puppet. Frankly, I think shaving Hosp's head because he too can't seem to make a bit pay&nbsp;off might be enough.</p><p>p.s. I'd never give Ron the 'Cool People' jab cus'&nbsp;he has the good&nbsp;sense to not get into&nbsp;&quot;fights&quot;&nbsp;on the web.</p>

[rooter]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll dissagree with the cool people. The bit should not end with an unceremonious mailing of Roberto, talk about no payoff..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A bit without an end IS Dave's bit.&nbsp; I think it makes sense to just send it back without any listener payoff.</p><p>Now, just because it makes sense doesn't mean that I don't want to you set that little fuckin' puppet on fire and throw off a cliff.<br /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

just mail him back or better yet deliver him yourself. it's nice that you cleaned him up. it was honestly bugging me just thinking about how mildewy and smelly roberto must have been

[realism1976]

I think you should give dave a little slack. He is the funnest nerd i have ever heard.

[GregFromBuffalo]

Just let it end...Like the Russian in the woods on the Sopranos.

[OGC]

<strong>GregFromBuffalo</strong> wrote:<br />Just let it end...Like the Russian in the woods on the Sopranos. <p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">And we all know how satifying it was that that storyline was never resolved.</font></p>

[MobCounty]

<p>If Ron thought the Roberto bit was dead then why is he riffing with Chipples?</p><p>Suck it,&nbsp;we toldja so..</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MobCounty on 5-26-06 @ 12:43 PM</span>

[J.Clints]

Please give him back. Chipples sucks..................Damn shut him up.

[DawgPhan]

<strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />The bit is really over. Let's not run it into the fucking ground. Give the guy his puppet. <p>I don't know if it's so much over as it is stalled.&nbsp; I think you need to change it up a bit.&nbsp; Contact some of our out of state/distant board members.&nbsp; Mail them Roberto and have them take pictures of him in front of various monuments and locales.</p><p>Roberto at the Lincoln Memorial, Roberto at the Sears Tower, Roberto on the Santa Monica Pier...</p><p>Keep doing that until Dave earns it back!</p><p>Actually I vote for this...shipping roberto around the country and sending him on trips would probably be fun...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>As for just giving it back, I dont really want that because it will just be one more thing that gets dave back on the radio...I dont want dave having more &quot;bits&quot;. I dont mind him coming in and talking but the bits he does are alwaays terrible...and lord help me if this chippie thing sticks around...</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If Ron thought the Roberto bit was dead then why is he riffing with Chipples?</p><p>Suck it,&nbsp;we toldja so..</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MobCounty on 5-26-06 @ 12:43 PM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">We were saying that the kidnapping bit was over, not the Roberto bit in general.&nbsp; </font></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">When ESD is drunk &amp; passed out, crazy glue Roberto to his crotch!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/PedophilePriest.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[chgojim]

<p><font size="3"><strong>Roberto vs. Chipples</strong></font></p><p><strong><font size="3">There can be only one!</font></strong></p>

[Garcia525]

I agree that the kidnapping bit is kinda over so Roberto's story needs to evolve.&nbsp; My vote is still with a good game of <strong>&quot;Where in the World is Roberto MacDonald?&quot;.</strong><br />

[IamFogHat]

HOLY SHIT GIVE HIM BACK THE PUPPET I CAN'T STAND JIVEY.

[MobCounty]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If Ron thought the Roberto bit was dead then why is he riffing with Chipples?</p><p>Suck it,&nbsp;we toldja so..</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MobCounty on 5-26-06 @ 12:43 PM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">We were saying that the kidnapping bit was over, not the Roberto bit in general.&nbsp; </font></p><p>Backpeddle!!!</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If Ron thought the Roberto bit was dead then why is he riffing with Chipples?</p><p>Suck it,&nbsp;we toldja so..</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MobCounty on 5-26-06 @ 12:43 PM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">We were saying that the kidnapping bit was over, not the Roberto bit in general.&nbsp; </font></p><p>Backpeddle!!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Think about it.&nbsp; If we thought that the whole Roberto bit was over (as opposed to just the kidnapping), then why would it matter if Roberto was given back or not?&nbsp; ESD only cares about the puppet as part of the bit he plays on air with the puppet.&nbsp; Without the bit, giving the puppet back does not make sense.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">However, if we believed&nbsp;the kidnapping bit was over, then suggestions to return Roberto&nbsp;would make sense to give Roberto back because keeping him would serve no purpose to those with this belief.</font></p>

[Hottub]

<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If Ron thought the Roberto bit was dead then why is he riffing with Chipples?</p><p>Suck it,&nbsp;we toldja so..</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MobCounty on 5-26-06 @ 12:43 PM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">We were saying that the kidnapping bit was over, not the Roberto bit in general.&nbsp; </font></p><p>Backpeddle!!!</p><p>No. By the bit being over we mean the bit is over. Not Roberto as a character is over. At least that's what I was saying from day 1.</p>

[bertino]

<p>Return Roberto only after running him through a woodchipper</p>

[patrick187]

auction it off on ebay. use the $ to play fear fator with dave

[spoon]

<p>How about we kill all the bits and just help out the show with some good old fashioned NYC radio night calls!!!&nbsp; Screw papabear and his mason dixon line baby!!!&nbsp; </p><p>And lay off swamp ass, Hosp&nbsp;is on a lot of meds and needs our support.&nbsp; I believe he ate Crazy Claire....piss him off and you could be next!!!!</p>

[torker]

<img height="504" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/hosproberto.jpg" width="369" border="0" />

[DrJohnnyFever]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I want Roberto to describe his elaborate escape on air.</p><p>This made me chuckle. The only problem is that Roberto's handler can't complete a thought and the story won't go anywere.&nbsp; If it is written for him it would be funny.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ps. love the drunk chipples bit.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[East Side Dave]

<p>fuck him</p>

[DrJohnnyFever]

<strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br /><p>fuck him</p><p>??? No way dude, You must save Roberto!</p>

[East Side Dave]

<p>he don't like me</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i don't like him</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ingrate (roberto)</p>

[margin]

<p>Roberto was overrated</p><p>Chipples is where it's at</p>

[East Side Dave]

fucin'a, marg, fuckin' a

[Garcia525]

Well I guess that solves the problem then.&nbsp; Now Roberto has to make the heel turn against ESD, Chipples and Jivey.&nbsp; I say he travels country and sends postcards with disparaging comments about ESD &amp; his new puppet troop to the station.<br />

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Hey Dave , are you smashed yet ? I'm about to open up a beer and want to toast with you .</font>

[Garcia525]

<p>Hey Dave.....remember......without Roberto you're nuthin'.&nbsp; If it wasn't for him you would have never met David Blaine and enjoyed all the success of the last few months.</p><p>&nbsp;<br />I think you're the ingrate.&nbsp; Once a new puppet comes along then all of a sudden it's &quot;Who's Roberto?&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;<br />Now we really have to think if Roberto was kidnapped or if he realized how you are and decided to leave on his own.<br /></p><strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br /><p>he don't like me</p><p> </p><p>i don't like him</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>ingrate (roberto)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Garcia525</strong> wrote:<br />Well I guess that solves the problem then.&nbsp; Now Roberto has to make the heel turn against ESD, Chipples and Jivey.&nbsp; I say he travels country and sends postcards with disparaging comments about ESD &amp; his new puppet troop to the station.<br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That's not a bad idea, RFNetters could take Roberto with them on vacations.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">And/or, boardmembers like me, who live in the hinterlands could photograph Roberto in our home towns.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">If Hosp is interested, I'll pay him to ship me Roberto, and I'll Take pictures of him at the Grand Canyon. Then I could ship him to another boardmember.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">This could go on for years.</font></strong></p>

[East Side Dave]

<strong>Garcia525</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hey Dave.....remember......without Roberto you're nuthin'.&nbsp; If it wasn't for him you would have never met David Blaine and enjoyed all the success of the last few months.</p><p><br />I think you're the ingrate.&nbsp; Once a new puppet comes along then all of a sudden it's &quot;Who's Roberto?&quot;.</p><p><br />Now we really have to think if Roberto was kidnapped or if he realized how you are and decided to leave on his own.<br /></p><strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br /><p>he don't like me</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i don't like him</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ingrate (roberto)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Good point, Jerry. He helped me out. But a time comes when you have to say (japanese) Si-ya-nar-ra. (phoenetical spelling) And that's what I say to you, Roberto: bye-bye bitch.</p>

[Tall_James]

Chipples fan from Day One.

[spoon]

<p>Isn't that just all kinds of royal!</p><p>Crash and burn baby!&nbsp; Crash and burn!</p>

[Garcia525]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br /><strong /><strong>Garcia525</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>Hey Dave.....remember......without Roberto you're nuthin'. If it wasn't for him you would have never met David Blaine and enjoyed all the success of the last few months.</p><p><br />I think you're the ingrate. Once a new puppet comes along then all of a sudden it's &quot;Who's Roberto?&quot;.</p><p><br />Now we really have to think if Roberto was kidnapped or if he realized how you are and decided to leave on his own.<br /></p><strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br /><p>he don't like me</p><p> </p><p>i don't like him</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>ingrate (roberto)</p><p> </p><p>Good point, Jerry. He helped me out. But a time comes when you have to say (japanese) Si-ya-nar-ra. (phoenetical spelling) And that's what I say to you, Roberto: bye-bye bitch.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>I guess that settles it.&nbsp; Roberto must now turn EVIL.&nbsp; No more &quot;Mr. Nice Puppet&quot;.&nbsp; I think Roberto needs to kidnap Chipples.&nbsp; Oh the horror......puppet on puppet violence is never pretty.<br />

[TheQuestion]

<p>Screw Roberto.</p><p>Screw Chiples.</p><p>Jivey is where it's at!</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.maherstudios.com/images/LesterFullBody.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheQuestion on 5-27-06 @ 12:57 AM</span>

[zildjian361]

IT'S OVER JOHNNIE. THIS BIT CANT GO ON ANY LONGER.SEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" />

[DrJohnnyFever]

<strong><strong>I guess that settles it.&nbsp; Roberto must now turn EVIL.&nbsp; No more &quot;Mr. Nice Puppet&quot;.&nbsp; I think Roberto needs to kidnap Chipples.&nbsp; Oh the horror......puppet on puppet violence is never pretty.<br /><p>Puppet on puppet crime? Whats this world coming to???</p></strong></strong>

[Arab_Jacker]

Jivey vs. Roberto.&nbsp; No refs, no rules, and winner takes all.&nbsp; Go for it Dave.

[furie]

2 words: treasure hunt!

[Katylina]

Just give it back; it's his personal property.

[FezPaul]

<strong>Katylina</strong> wrote:<br />Just give it back; it's his personal property. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Lighten up.</font></strong></p>

[Katylina]

Yes massah.

[Billy Staples]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;I believe he ate Crazy Claire </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AHHHHH....Lucky</p><p><img height="421" src="http://floatingsignifier.boudist.com/archives/photo_04_hires.jpg" width="359" border="0" /></p><p>make Staples gloomy</p>

[led37zep]

Dress Roberto up as a chef and photoshop him having &quot;adult relations&quot; with west side.<br />

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Encase Roberto in a block of solid lucite and send him to the Museum of Television &amp; Radio!</font></strong></p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.mustseenewyork.com/attractions/attraction-images/museum-television-radio.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>