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dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 09:13 PM

I'm bored. Very, very bored. My daughter is going to be born six hours, so I have to stay up cuz there's no point in getting just a couple hours sleep . I can only watch so many episodes of "The Shield" in one sitting, so I'm randomly typing.I've got nothing better to do. I'm going to start posting pics of people in a bear suit. Cuz it makes me laugh. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/bearsuit.gif That's how I roll

PapaBear

05-25-2006, 09:15 PM

Congrats on the impending baby! How do you know it will be 6 hours... C section?

narc

05-25-2006, 09:19 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">PapaBear wrote: Congrats on the impending baby! How do you know it will be 6 hours... C section?<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Congratulations! Treat yourself to a Cuban.

Marc with a c

05-25-2006, 09:20 PM

Marc with a c

05-25-2006, 09:20 PM

<img height="569" src="http://www.thefunones.com/costume_rental_white_bear.jpg" width="427" border="0" />that's my first one in a long time, and i'm leaving it.

This message was edited by evedder on 5-26-06 @ 1:21 AM

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 09:21 PM

PapaBear wrote: Congrats on the impending baby! How do you know it will be 6 hours... C section?   C section indeed, and thank you on the congrats. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/zim2dvd06.jpg You know anything about C-sections? I've got a touchy stomach when it comes to gore.

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 09:24 PM

narc wrote: PapaBear wrote: Congrats on the impending baby! How do you know it will be 6 hours... C section? 

Congratulations! Treat yourself to a Cuban.   Thank you, sir. Right now I'd settle for a Camel. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/lain_bear_suit_pre.jpg

narc

05-25-2006, 09:26 PM

My sister had one, and it freaked me out afterwards how white and pale she looked because of the blood loss. Other than that, I think they're so routine that it's not a problem.

PapaBear

05-25-2006, 09:28 PM

Sorry. I know nothing about C sections, other than the fact that you won't have to worry about your woman screaming at you for several hours that she's going to cut your dick off.

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 09:33 PM

PapaBear wrote: Sorry. I know nothing about C sections, other than the fact that you won't have to worry about your woman screaming at you for several hours that she's going to cut your dick off. She whispers that at night anyways.   http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/2001_Nationals_BearSuit.jpg

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 09:37 PM

narc wrote: My sister had one, and it freaked me out afterwards how white and pale she looked because of the blood loss. Other than that, I think they're so routine that it's not a problem.    Was she in the hospital for more than a day, if you don't mind my asking? http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/mbTbear1.jpg I don't mean to pry, but they keep telling me 24 hours if everything goes well, but that seems so soon to me.

narc

05-25-2006, 09:39 PM

I forget. If it was longer, it wasn't much longer.

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 09:50 PM

narc wrote: I forget. If it was longer, it wasn't much longer.    Jesus. It takes me more than a day to recover from bad heartburn.  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Urban-bearsuit.jpg

Patches

05-25-2006, 10:09 PM

Cocaine and Red Bull my friend.

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 10:19 PM

Patches wrote: Cocaine and Red Bull my friend.   I hope that doesn't violate phase one of the fat smash diet. I'd hate to start over.  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/bear1.jpg

Coach

05-25-2006, 10:26 PM

Go find some old people and wake them up and tell them "It's time"

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 10:34 PM

Coach wrote: Go find some old people and wake them up and tell them "It's time"   Gotta wait until the cocaine and redbull wear off http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/bear_suit.jpg

AngelAmy

05-25-2006, 10:50 PM

damn you have a good excuse for being up this late, maybe i'll borrow it. SHIT i dont have a wife....foiled again

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 10:54 PM

AngelAmy wrote: damn you have a good excuse for being up this late, maybe i'll borrow it. SHIT i dont have a wife....foiled again   Don't sweat it, I don't have a wife either!  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/katsucon_SELain-BearSuitLain.jpg

AngelAmy

05-25-2006, 10:55 PM

yeah but i still dont have a baby-momma(and dont i feel like an asshole <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" />)

mikeyboy

05-25-2006, 10:57 PM

Congrats on the impending baby.  Kids are good.What the hell am I doing up this late anyway?  Oh, yeah....having a beer while folding laundry and watching "The Alternative" on TiVo.Welcome to your domesticated future.

AngelAmy

05-25-2006, 10:58 PM

im drinking redbull...probably not smart...BUT its the sugar free kind!

Patches

05-25-2006, 11:00 PM

AngelAmy wrote: im drinking redbull...probably not smart...BUT its the sugar free kind!Well thats half!

mikeyboy

05-25-2006, 11:00 PM

At 3:00 am you can drink any damn Redbull you want.

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 11:02 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Congrats on the impending baby. Kids are good.What the hell am I doing up this late anyway? Oh, yeah....having a beer while folding laundry and watching "The Alternative" on TiVo.  Welcome to your domesticated future.   Thanks, Mikey. Much appreciated. I'm really looking forward to this.  The beer and TiVo, I mean. I'm sure having a kid around will be cool too, though :)  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/beorn.jpg

PapaBear

05-25-2006, 11:04 PM

Having the kids around really doesn't pay off until they're old enough to do chores. At least, that's what I always tell them to keep their self-esteem in check.

dereckfishboy

05-25-2006, 11:04 PM

mikeyboy wrote: At 3:00 am you can drink any damn Redbull you want.   Except for a Redbull & Vodka. Those are harder to find at 3:00 am  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/mus21031.jpg

dereckfishboy

05-26-2006, 12:06 AM

Packing it up here. Gonna go have a kid. Thanks for keeping me company, guys!http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/bearsuit_small.jpg

mendyweiss

05-26-2006, 02:58 AM

Congrats man, but wait a few years before you show your daughter your avatar (creepy)

Tall_James

05-26-2006, 03:18 AM

My best wishes to you and your wife, hope everything goes smoothly.I'll give you the same advise I give to every new dad in order to keep the hostility level at a minimum:"If its empty - fill it.  If its full - empty it."You'll understand.

flavopop

05-26-2006, 03:44 AM

Congrats man, I would have stuck with the Shield my friend, THAT SHOW GETS ME JACKED! Congrats and GoodLuck!

Sheeplovr

05-26-2006, 03:47 AM

Run Runaway kids are horible mean greedy animals

dereckfishboy

05-26-2006, 08:27 AM

Hey, I just wanted to thank all you guys for all your kind words! As a first time dad, I'm up in the clouds. You guys rock!! http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/DSCF0565.jpg Baby Sierra, born at 7:44 this morning!  Thanks again, everyone!

Judge Smails

05-26-2006, 08:30 AM

Congratulations!  You should have taken advatage of the opportunity and gotten a good night's sleep last night.  It may be the last chance you get for a long while.