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Judge Smails
05-26-2006, 07:30 PM
<p>Ye of little faith behold that the power of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, can accomplish some amazing feats.&nbsp; First Earl Douglas is able to light a match under his own power&nbsp;and now this:</p><p><img src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/23e3856c-5ab9-4816-a6f6-783582e2d5aa_sp.jpeg" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2010544" target="_self"><font size="2">Religious Broadcaster Pat Robertson Says He Has Leg-Pressed 2,000 Pounds</font></a></p><p><strong>According to the CBN Web site, Robertson worked his way up to lifting a ton with the help of his physician, who is not named. The posting does not say when the lift occurred, but a CBN spokeswoman released photos to The Associated Press that she said showed Robertson lifting 2,000 pounds in 2003, when Robertson was 73. He is now 76. </strong></p><p align="center"><strong>*****</strong></p><p><strong>Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com called the 2,000-pound assertion impossible in a column this week, writing that the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 665 pounds less. </strong></p><p><strong>&quot;Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time?&quot; Travis asked. </strong></p><p><strong>Andy Zucker, a strength-training coach at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, said leg presses of more than 1,000 pounds represent &quot;a Herculean effort, and 2,000 pounds is a whole other story.&quot; </strong></p><p align="center"><strong>*****</strong></p><p><strong>The CBN Web site attributes Robertson's energy in part to &quot;his age-defying protein shake.&quot; The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar. </strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or, I guess that maybe it wasn't Jesus after-all, but Pat's amazing &quot;age-defying protein shake&quot; of which I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some of.</p>

Death Metal Moe
05-26-2006, 07:32 PM
<p>This Snake Oil Salesman can't die fast enough for me.</p>

SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:36 PM
h

Bulldogcakes
05-26-2006, 07:39 PM
<p>Doesn't surprise me, The Lord can move mountains. <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh wait. Those are called earthquakes. Never mind. &nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
05-26-2006, 07:45 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong> </p><p>and then</p><p><img src="http://www.ericrogers.org/weblog/images/_oops.jpg" border="0" /></p>

SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:52 PM
Pat Robertson has really crossed the line

SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:53 PM
Puts a whole new meaning to dumbell

Death Metal Moe
05-26-2006, 07:57 PM
<p>You'll be <strong>hard pressed</strong> to find a stronger Televangalist!</p><p>AAAAAAAAAA GE GE GE!!!</p>

SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:58 PM
This guy should put down the protein shakes and pick up a good book

Davios
05-26-2006, 08:00 PM
I can't say I follow Pat very closely but I have always had a negative image of him based on everything I had heard. Now I just think he is incredibly funny.

SatCam
05-26-2006, 08:03 PM
Having God on your side really gives you a leg up on the competition

SatCam
05-26-2006, 08:05 PM
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/23e3856c-5ab9-4816-a6f6-783582e2d5aa_sp.jpeg

This is how Pat Robertson pushes out a turd

Davios
05-26-2006, 08:10 PM
<p>2,000 pounds?????&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.booksofthebible.com/stock/p6075d.jpg" border="0" /></p>

FUNKMAN
05-26-2006, 08:17 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Pat Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong></p><p>he must have golden calves...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>boo</p>

UnknownPD
05-26-2006, 08:21 PM
<font size="2">If you want to look at the diet for the jesus shake go to <a href="http://www.cbn.com/">www.cbn.com</a> Username:Garye123 Password: 1090172rd The have tons of &quot;biblical&quot; health advice. Seems odd to me that folks that can't wait to see jesus would put so much effort in staying on earth.</font>

FUNKMAN
05-26-2006, 08:28 PM
<p>he has alot of strength in his sole...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Bulldogcakes
05-27-2006, 04:05 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">Pat Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p>he must have golden calves...</p><p> </p><p>boo</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I liked it!&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

Stankfoot
05-27-2006, 04:10 AM
<p><img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pat.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

LordofIron
05-28-2006, 07:46 PM
Hey people, I've actually seen him do this press and let me tell you, it's no big deal.&nbsp; He does what is called a quarter press which is very easy to perform.&nbsp; It's also crappy form especially on a leg press.&nbsp; He would impress me if he brings it down to the chest like I do and every other weight trainer in the know.&nbsp;

TheQuestion
05-28-2006, 07:47 PM
<p>Sounds like a <em>ton </em>of crap to me</p><p>Sorry, Funkman.&nbsp;</p>

LordofIron
05-28-2006, 07:48 PM
<p><strong>Oh yes and secondly,&nbsp; he uses his hands to help push the weight.&nbsp; This is nothing more then insulting to people like myself that do this excercise correctly.&nbsp; It undermines the fact that when I say I press 1000 plus it means nothing thanks to jokers like that.&nbsp; pathetic </strong></p>

jeffdwright2001
05-28-2006, 08:17 PM
<p>His next amazing feat is drinking his protein shake with the jawbone of an ass.</p>

FUNKMAN
05-28-2006, 08:19 PM
this story should have never come out. they should have stopped the presses...

A.J.
05-30-2006, 03:48 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">Pat Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>he must have golden calves...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>boo</p><p>No boo.&nbsp; That cracked me up.</p>

DarkHippie
05-30-2006, 02:06 PM
Jesus is my spotter.

Rancidcuntjuice
05-30-2006, 04:49 PM
<p>If leg strength is important in your choice of preacher, then I humbly would suggest that you consider praying with Mr. Quadzilla:</p><p><img title="Quadzilla" height="391" alt="Quadzilla" src="http://www.bodybuilders.com/demayo16.jpg" width="480" border="0" /></p>