View Full Version : Pat Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.
Judge Smails
05-26-2006, 07:30 PM
<p>Ye of little faith behold that the power of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, can accomplish some amazing feats. First Earl Douglas is able to light a match under his own power and now this:</p><p><img src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/23e3856c-5ab9-4816-a6f6-783582e2d5aa_sp.jpeg" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2010544" target="_self"><font size="2">Religious Broadcaster Pat Robertson Says He Has Leg-Pressed 2,000 Pounds</font></a></p><p><strong>According to the CBN Web site, Robertson worked his way up to lifting a ton with the help of his physician, who is not named. The posting does not say when the lift occurred, but a CBN spokeswoman released photos to The Associated Press that she said showed Robertson lifting 2,000 pounds in 2003, when Robertson was 73. He is now 76. </strong></p><p align="center"><strong>*****</strong></p><p><strong>Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com called the 2,000-pound assertion impossible in a column this week, writing that the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 665 pounds less. </strong></p><p><strong>"Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time?" Travis asked. </strong></p><p><strong>Andy Zucker, a strength-training coach at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, said leg presses of more than 1,000 pounds represent "a Herculean effort, and 2,000 pounds is a whole other story." </strong></p><p align="center"><strong>*****</strong></p><p><strong>The CBN Web site attributes Robertson's energy in part to "his age-defying protein shake." The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar. </strong></p><p> </p><p>Or, I guess that maybe it wasn't Jesus after-all, but Pat's amazing "age-defying protein shake" of which I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some of.</p>
Death Metal Moe
05-26-2006, 07:32 PM
<p>This Snake Oil Salesman can't die fast enough for me.</p>
SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:36 PM
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Bulldogcakes
05-26-2006, 07:39 PM
<p>Doesn't surprise me, The Lord can move mountains. <br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Oh wait. Those are called earthquakes. Never mind. </p>
FUNKMAN
05-26-2006, 07:45 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong> </p><p>and then</p><p><img src="http://www.ericrogers.org/weblog/images/_oops.jpg" border="0" /></p>
SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:52 PM
Pat Robertson has really crossed the line
SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:53 PM
Puts a whole new meaning to dumbell
Death Metal Moe
05-26-2006, 07:57 PM
<p>You'll be <strong>hard pressed</strong> to find a stronger Televangalist!</p><p>AAAAAAAAAA GE GE GE!!!</p>
SatCam
05-26-2006, 07:58 PM
This guy should put down the protein shakes and pick up a good book
Davios
05-26-2006, 08:00 PM
I can't say I follow Pat very closely but I have always had a negative image of him based on everything I had heard. Now I just think he is incredibly funny.
SatCam
05-26-2006, 08:03 PM
Having God on your side really gives you a leg up on the competition
SatCam
05-26-2006, 08:05 PM
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/23e3856c-5ab9-4816-a6f6-783582e2d5aa_sp.jpeg
This is how Pat Robertson pushes out a turd
Davios
05-26-2006, 08:10 PM
<p>2,000 pounds????? </p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.booksofthebible.com/stock/p6075d.jpg" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
05-26-2006, 08:17 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Pat Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong></p><p>he must have golden calves...</p><p> </p><p>boo</p>
UnknownPD
05-26-2006, 08:21 PM
<font size="2">If you want to look at the diet for the jesus shake go to <a href="http://www.cbn.com/">www.cbn.com</a> Username:Garye123 Password: 1090172rd The have tons of "biblical" health advice. Seems odd to me that folks that can't wait to see jesus would put so much effort in staying on earth.</font>
FUNKMAN
05-26-2006, 08:28 PM
<p>he has alot of strength in his sole...</p><p> </p>
Bulldogcakes
05-27-2006, 04:05 AM
<p> </p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong><font size="1">Pat Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong><p> </p><p>he must have golden calves...</p><p> </p><p>boo</p><p> </p><p>I liked it! </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
Stankfoot
05-27-2006, 04:10 AM
<p><img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pat.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
LordofIron
05-28-2006, 07:46 PM
Hey people, I've actually seen him do this press and let me tell you, it's no big deal. He does what is called a quarter press which is very easy to perform. It's also crappy form especially on a leg press. He would impress me if he brings it down to the chest like I do and every other weight trainer in the know.
TheQuestion
05-28-2006, 07:47 PM
<p>Sounds like a <em>ton </em>of crap to me</p><p>Sorry, Funkman. </p>
LordofIron
05-28-2006, 07:48 PM
<p><strong>Oh yes and secondly, he uses his hands to help push the weight. This is nothing more then insulting to people like myself that do this excercise correctly. It undermines the fact that when I say I press 1000 plus it means nothing thanks to jokers like that. pathetic </strong></p>
jeffdwright2001
05-28-2006, 08:17 PM
<p>His next amazing feat is drinking his protein shake with the jawbone of an ass.</p>
FUNKMAN
05-28-2006, 08:19 PM
this story should have never come out. they should have stopped the presses...
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong><font size="1">Pat Robertson Leg Presses 2000 lbs.</font></strong> <p> </p><p>he must have golden calves...</p><p> </p><p>boo</p><p>No boo. That cracked me up.</p>
DarkHippie
05-30-2006, 02:06 PM
Jesus is my spotter.
Rancidcuntjuice
05-30-2006, 04:49 PM
<p>If leg strength is important in your choice of preacher, then I humbly would suggest that you consider praying with Mr. Quadzilla:</p><p><img title="Quadzilla" height="391" alt="Quadzilla" src="http://www.bodybuilders.com/demayo16.jpg" width="480" border="0" /></p>
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