BREATHING keeps you NOT-DEAD

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Breathing is pretty cool. <br /><br />Anyone have any breathing stories?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 5-29-06 @ 5:39 PM</span>

[mikeyboy]

A few times I tried to stop for a bit so I could get rid of hiccups.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 5-29-06 @ 5:40 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/IMG_5469.jpg</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">This guy lasted 7 minutes without breathing.</font></strong></p>

[Plethora]

<p>R.E.M.'s Michael Stipe sang a song called &quot;Try Not To Breathe&quot;</p><p><img width="200" height="200" border="0" title="Smiling Michael Stipe is Smiling!" alt="Smiling Michael Stipe is Smiling!" src="http://www.americanmovie.com/bios/bio-stipe2.jpg" /> </p><p>However, they also sang a song advising that gardening at night doesn't work... So.&nbsp; Well, something to think about, right?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Plethora on 5-29-06 @ 6:34 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/gaspingforairtime.jpg<br />

[Bulldogcakes]

<font size="2" face="arial">
Breathe, breathe in the air<br />Don't be afraid to care<br />Leave but don't leave me<br />Look around and chose your own ground<br />For long you live and high you fly<br />And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry<br />And all you touch and all you see<br />Is all your life will ever be</font>

[PapaBear]

<p>I had to breath once. I ended up losing my licence for a year.</p><p><img src="http://www.alcoholtest.com/images/Breath%20test%20300.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

i love perrynoid<br />

[FUNKMAN]

Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe. and to love you...

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>There was this time, about 9 months before my son was born.&nbsp; My wife and I were at a bed and breakfast and feeling a little frisky.&nbsp; She gave me this look from across the room and I knew right then that . . . . what??&nbsp; <strong>Breathing</strong> stories?</p><p>Oh.</p><p>Nevermind.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Breathing is pretty cool. <br /><br />Anyone have any breathing stories?</p><p>yes.</p><p>a few years ago i was exhaling, i was quite exasperatted.&nbsp; i had finally finished a 48 oz. steak at Steak &amp; Bake, earning the right to get my picture on the wall,&nbsp;during that exhale a piece of said steak came flying&nbsp;out of my mouth.&nbsp;it unfortunately landed on an unexpecting busboy who in turn responded in a bit of a rage.&nbsp; </p><p>anyway, long story short, no picture on the wall, six stitches and a free dinner.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

One time my brother kicked me in my stomach and for some reason all my breath decided to leave my body for a while. The worst part is for some reason my body&nbsp;didn't want to take in any more breath for a little while. Makes you appreciate this thing we call breathing.

[Liverpool-kid]

<p>All I need is the air that I breath</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Liverpool-kid</strong> wrote:<br /><p>All I need is the air that I breath</p><p>Funkman, beat ya to it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Liverpool-kid]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Liverpool-kid</strong> wrote:<br /><p>All I need is the air that I breath</p><p>Funkman, beat ya to it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>I was going to do Pink Floyd Breathe but seen it on already, didn't notice the other one. :)</p>

[JustJon]

<p></p><p><font color="#555555">All I need<br />
Is the air you breath<br />
All I need<br />
Is the air I breathe<br />
All you need<br />
Is the air we breathe<br />
There are so many things<br />
We need so desperately<br />
And the TV preaches<br />
We can't live without them<br />
You tell me what is neat<br />
I'll tell ya what I believe<br />
If I ever were without it<br />
Then I'd be worthless<br />
'Cause you are everything<br />
The only thing that matters<br />
You are everything<br />
The only thing that I need<br />
You are everything<br />
The only thing that matters<br />
Yes you are everything<br />
You are the air I breathe<br />
I wonder if some day<br />
We took all their toys away<br />
Do you think they'd find the strength<br />
To go on living?<br />
'Cause deep inside I know<br />
If I lost everything I owned<br />
I'd be a king<br />
As long as you're beside me<br />
'Cause you are everything<br />
The only thing that matters<br />
Yes you are everything<br />
The only thing I need<br />
My love means everything<br />
The only thing that matters<br />
Yes you are everything<br />
You are the air I breathe<br />
The air I breathe<br />
I hope someday they find<br />
A place to bid online<br />
Where all lost souls<br />
Can find themselves some meaning<br />
I know we'll survive<br />
All we need's more time<br />
As long as we've got love, and art,<br />
And the ocean<br />
And we are everything<br />
The only thing that matters<br />
We are everything<br />
There's nothing else I need<br />
Our love is everything<br />
The only thing that matters<br />
Cause we are everything<br />
You are the air I breathe<br />
The air I breathe</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Liverpool-kid]

<img height="149" src="http://www.jjp.co.uk/products/air-compressors/HA50-breathing-air-compress.jpg" width="170" border="0" />

[IamFogHat]

<p><img height="344" src="http://www.entertainment-news.org/images/full_size/melissa-etheridge-returns-to-performing.jpg" width="254" border="0" /></p><p>It's all right, it's all right,&nbsp;it only hurts when she breaths.</p>

[SatCam]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Letthepuppiesbreathe.jpg