Three Armed Baby

[Judge Smails]

<p><img height="344" src="http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2006/05/30/3arms-large.jpg" width="307" border="0" /></p><div class="inside-copy"><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-05-30-baby-three-arms_x.htm?POE=TECISVA" target="_self">SHANGHAI (AP) &mdash; Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm. </a></div><p class="inside-copy">Neither of the boy's two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Center. </p><p class="inside-copy">&quot;His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm,&quot; Chen said in a telephone interview. </p><p class="inside-copy">The boy, identified only as &quot;Jie-jie,&quot; also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, local media reports said. Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said. </p><p class="inside-copy">Chen said doctors hoped to work out a plan for surgery, but the boy's small size made it impossible to perform certain tests that would help them prepare. </p><p class="inside-copy">Media reports said other children have been reported born with additional arms and legs, but in those cases it was clear what limb was more developed. Chen's hospital is one of China's most experienced in dealing with unusual birth defects, including separating conjoined twins. </p>

[HBox]

<font size="7">IT'S GORO!!!!!!<br /></font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>can't wait to see how jealous ESD gets when he finds out...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>cute kid, hope everything works out.&nbsp; if he needs extra money for an operation i can give it to him 'on the arm'...</p>

[Reephdweller]

What if aliens came down every hundred years and dropped a three armed baby on us in exchange for 1000 innocent human lives to be taken back to the mothership....would you do it?

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br />What if aliens came down every hundred years and dropped a three armed baby on us in exchange for 1000 innocent human lives to be taken back to the mothership....would you do it?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes, GOD yes, and anyone who says otherwise should be shot, not even suitable enough to be offered as fodder to our alien benefactors.<br /></p>

[Reephdweller]

<p><font color="#000080" size="2">Yes, GOD yes, and anyone who says otherwise should be shot, not even suitable enough to be offered as fodder to our alien benefactors.</font><br /></p><p>Unless of course the option is for a chick with three tits like the one in Total Recall.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br />What if aliens came down every hundred years and dropped a three armed baby on us in exchange for 1000 innocent human lives to be taken back to the mothership....would you do it? <p>Only if they threw in a couple of those three tittied whores like in that Total Recall movie.</p><p>EDIT: DAMN! Great minds think alike.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 5-30-06 @ 11:05 PM</span>

[Reephdweller]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br />What if aliens came down every hundred years and dropped a three armed baby on us in exchange for 1000 innocent human lives to be taken back to the mothership....would you do it? <p>Only if they threw in a couple of those three tittied whores like in that Total Recall movie.</p><p>Beat'cha to it!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Reefdweller on 5-30-06 @ 11:06 PM</span>

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>So, I guess that means China wins the arms race....<br /></p><p> </p><p><br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bitterbuffalo on 5-30-06 @ 11:09 PM</span>

[tele7]

<p>Very cute baby.&nbsp; Saw him at Woodbury Commons this past weekend stealing stuff.&nbsp; The old 15 finger discount.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i'm going to hell</p>

[Reephdweller]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Very cute baby.&nbsp; Saw him at Woodbury Commons this past weekend stealing stuff.&nbsp; The old 15 finger discount.</p><p><br />Someone should make a thread about asians at outlet malls!!</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>this kid will be the greates drummer of all time. </p><p>how cool would it be to have 3 arms?</p><p>jack off - pick your nose - and use the tv clicker at the same time</p><p>i see it as a possitve I tell ya... its a good thing. </p><p>I know a guy with 7 fingers.- oddly enuff, i know a chick from tennesee &nbsp;who can take 7 fingers.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 5-30-06 @ 11:32 PM</span>

[Recyclerz]

<strong>bitterbuffalo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So, I guess that means China wins the arms race....<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by bitterbuffalo on 5-30-06 @ 11:09 PM</span> <p>Nice one.</p><p>Once the kid gets old enough to date he's gonna wish it was a third leg, though.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote: <p>EDIT: DAMN! Great minds think alike.</p><span class="post_edited">...or sometimes retards bump their giant foreheads going for the same joke.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 5-30-06 @ 11:38 PM</span>

[tele7]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this kid will be the greates drummer of all time. </p><p>how cool would it be to have 3 arms?</p><p>jack off - pick your nose - and use the tv clicker at the same time</p><p>i see it as a possitve I tell ya... its a good thing. </p><p>I know a guy with 7 fingers.- oddly enuff, i know a chick from tennesee &nbsp;who can take 7 fingers.</p><p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by CircusFreak on 5-30-06 @ 11:32 PM</span> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>tasteless Def Leppard joke here_________</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i heard&nbsp;they moved him into a bigger crib</p><p>yeah he needed more elbow room</p>

[A.J.]

<p>He's a Martian I tells ya!</p><p><img height="216" src="http://marsmovies.free.fr/standup/stand28.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

He might get teased alot, but I say keep it. That thing might come in handy. Think of how good he'd be at Ping Pong. <br />

[ozzie]

<strong>bitterbuffalo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So, I guess that means China wins the arms race....<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.cs.uit.no/~olemb/lego/egypt/instructions/pyramid/pyramid_top7.png" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>My vote for top of the pyramid.&nbsp; Nice job bitterbuffalo!</p>

[Photoshop Mike]

<img height="293" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/michaelscardillo12345/3arm.gif" width="245" border="0" />

[PoserPatron]

<strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Very cute baby.&nbsp; Saw him at Woodbury Commons this past weekend stealing stuff.&nbsp; The old 15 finger discount.</p><p><br />Someone should make a thread about asians at outlet malls!!</p><p>Its just genetic specialization with mother nature at her best. His people have waited all too long for that free arm while taking exorbitant amounts of pictures... at the outlet malls.</p><p>OHHH.... thats what i call a double baby burn.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PoserPatron on 6-1-06 @ 2:05 AM</span>