R&F catchphrases [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

IamFogHat

05-31-2006, 08:26 PM

Last week there was a great R&F best quotes thread that made me think, what are the best R&F catchphrases.  I thought so because I think they use catchphrases more fluidly, spontaneously, and hilariously than any other radio personalities out there.My vote has to go to Fez's "What a maniac!"  He always uses it so well, and it makes me laugh out loud every fucking time.

narc

05-31-2006, 08:29 PM

Has anyone else noticed when Ron will put "big" in front of someone's name? Like "Big Richard Gere." I love when he does that.

Marc with a c

05-31-2006, 08:43 PM

gunna turn it up a notch.

DESERTEAGLE.50

05-31-2006, 08:44 PM

Yeah...he does it in a big, big way.  OK, big man?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" />

Tenbatsuzen

05-31-2006, 08:54 PM

Gotta go with the old standby, "Don't Make Ya a Bad Person"...  The classics are ALWAYS the best.

Marc with a c

05-31-2006, 08:55 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: The classics are ALWAYS the best.  your life's a movie. <blockquote />

sithlord

06-01-2006, 02:33 AM

The "your lifes a movie" one is great. How about the "so I got my own radio show" I find myself using that one in real life from time to time.

Don Stugots

06-01-2006, 02:39 AM

i use IT DONT YOU A BAD PERSON all day long and i chuckle. also NOW IM STARVIN.

flavopop

06-01-2006, 04:02 AM

Anyone gives me an answer that isnt exactly correct or what I want to hear they instantly get the ole.......Sooooooorry, SoooooorrryThey have no idea what im doing and I crack up like the chuckle head I am...

nevnut

06-01-2006, 04:38 AM

"So, I got my own radio show."

comp_atkins

06-01-2006, 05:39 AM

i used "what if nazi's have your parents?" yesterday and got some strange looks <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" /> 

This message was edited by comp_atkins on 6-1-06 @ 10:25 AM

giannidesk

06-01-2006, 05:48 AM

referring to anyone as an "animal" when they do something slightly disgusting (i.e. eating with your hands, etc.)

Jennitalia

06-01-2006, 06:11 AM

i like when ron responds with "yeah" anytime a caller says something like "how are you guys doing today?"

sanssleep

06-01-2006, 06:25 AM

Gotta love the "I'm Starving" every time someone brings up a baby or food.

milliehatchett

06-01-2006, 06:28 AM

"Like a gentleman".....as in, "I just wanna eat some baby leg, light up a cigar and relax like a gentleman". I use it all the time and my lack of a penis just makes people giggle at the phrase.

mendyweiss

06-01-2006, 06:32 AM

Someone called in and said his girlfriend was a thalidomide baby and had really short arms. Ron gives him a big "HOT'!

MasterSoySauce

06-01-2006, 06:44 AM

"Lookin like a million bucks" i use whenever i see anyone.

Dan G

06-01-2006, 06:51 AM

I don't hear this one anymore, but I always loved "nice girl, nice family...SHE'S A HOOKER!"

FUNKMAN

06-01-2006, 07:00 AM

i like when they pick up a caller and Ron says, example: "joey you're on the ron and fez show" and there is no response and then Fez jumps in after approx a second of dead air with  "go ahead joey" It's funny cause Fez always sounds just a little impatient. It's got that little bit of "ignoring the caller" feel to it but in reverse

A.J.

06-01-2006, 07:12 AM

"Gary.  Gary you're on Ron and Fez.""Hi Geeeeaaary."

blacknoi

06-01-2006, 10:18 AM

I always enjoyed when a caller named charlie would call in,"Hello this is Charlie"Then they'd play over and over again the Counting Crows clip saying "THIS IS CHARLIE" CHUUUURLIE... Or "Tommy Can you hear me"

This message was edited by blacknoi on 6-1-06 @ 2:19 PM

EliSnow

06-01-2006, 10:26 AM

Dango727 wrote: I don't hear this one anymore, but I always loved "nice girl, nice family...SHE'S A HOOKER!" That's one of my favorites too:<img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/RF%20Banner/MST3kBanner.jpg" border="0" />

saveopieanthony.net

06-01-2006, 10:29 AM

"We don't act lke that because we're ADDults..."I've pronounced adult as "Addult" since WNEW days.

FUNKMAN

06-01-2006, 10:31 AM

R&F catchphrases that's just crazytalk!

SatCam

06-01-2006, 10:33 AM

my favorite r&f catchphrase would have to be "watchu talkin bout, willis?" gets me every time!

This message was edited by SatCam on 6-1-06 @ 2:34 PM

KennethC

06-01-2006, 10:34 AM

"Handle it, Roy, handle it!"

Donnielimes

06-01-2006, 10:35 AM

the old standby "white people are so afraid of black people""nice girl bice family,...SHE"S A HOOKER!!" up to my pal Heather S.

Rogerman

06-01-2006, 10:35 AM

SEEYUH!!!

saveopieanthony.net

06-01-2006, 11:07 AM

WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY..THIS IS NOT A BIT

sithlord

06-01-2006, 12:06 PM

Another great one, and I haven't heard them use this in awhile is when they have a caller on the line who gives the wrong answer to a question and they say SORRY. But they drag it out so it sounds more like SHORRY.

wonderwoman

06-01-2006, 12:11 PM

one of my favorite catch phrases that fez really dont say it much anymore was rude, rude and rude. I have other favorites too but that one always comes to mind.

wonderwoman

06-01-2006, 12:14 PM

Dango727 wrote: I don't hear this one anymore, but I always loved "nice girl, nice family...SHE'S A HOOKER!" oh yeah, good job dango727, I forgot about that one. yea, that was a good one too.

Marc with a c

06-01-2006, 12:19 PM

i eat my own poo

wonderwoman

06-01-2006, 12:21 PM

evedder wrote: i eat my own poo evedder is going real old school, LOL

wonderwoman

06-01-2006, 12:21 PM

evedder wrote: i eat my own poo evedder is going real old school, LOL

Earlshog

06-01-2006, 12:22 PM

Caller : Show sounds great Ron: I was just telling Fez that the other day... The one I have riped off (hoo hoo) and made part of my vocab is ie lets say talking about eating a baby... Fez: thats grossRon: Gross or delicious?

This message was edited by Earlshog on 6-1-06 @ 4:22 PM

mikeyboy

06-01-2006, 12:22 PM

wonderwoman wrote: evedder wrote: i eat my own poo evedder is going real old school, LOL"More on the balls."

DanesBitch

06-01-2006, 12:27 PM

I find myself using "that's just crazytalk!" on a daily basis!!!! 

Garyisajoke

06-01-2006, 12:28 PM

The saddest day for me was the day after Fez's heart attack and I didn't get to hear Fezzie's introductory (and mandatory)"Hi-ya Buddays!"My favorite catchphrase that never caught on was on Keisha's first day as producer and the boys were trying to come up with a catchphrase for her. Fez's suggestion was that everytime she came in the room, she should say:"Here come the judge, here come the judge. Order in the court, cause here come the judge."

tinydancer.net

06-01-2006, 01:30 PM

Ron: So where ya from?Caller: Alabama:Group: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BACH16207

06-01-2006, 01:50 PM

<div>I like when a caller asks how Ron is doing and he answers: "Don't worry about me, how are you doing?"</div><div></div><div>-I wish Papa Steve was my Daddy!-</div>

TheQuestion

06-01-2006, 02:20 PM

When Fez feigns shock at something Ron explains to him and says "really?" it cracks me up every time.

SinA

06-01-2006, 03:00 PM

"Eew." (takes the place of "that's what she said")

sithlord

06-01-2006, 03:16 PM

How about - Right Black at ya baby.

SatCam

06-01-2006, 04:17 PM

<img src='http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301797973.01._PE31_.High-Anxiety._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg' border=0>

good times



This message was edited by SatCam on 6-1-06 @ 8:19 PM

Gvac

06-01-2006, 04:20 PM

"Kool & The Gang" has become a reflex response for me when someone asks how I'm doing.

sithlord

06-02-2006, 03:03 AM

Another classic is -Fatty Pneumonia will you ever win?

terryc35

06-02-2006, 03:31 AM

Good.....NOT GOOD YOU CAN'T THROW A BABY IN THE OVEN RONNIE!!!!

narc

06-02-2006, 04:06 AM

"I love the show" 
"Yeah, It's great."

landarch

06-02-2006, 04:13 AM

Welcome, Matt!

ihaveabadmonkey

06-02-2006, 04:41 AM

I'm sorry you had to hear that Earl.

RinceWind69inc

06-02-2006, 05:17 AM

Nothing can beat Blacky Huge Hands (Lenay) calling Paul-o an "Ass Wack"

sithlord

06-02-2006, 05:18 AM

terryc35 wrote: Good.....NOT GOOD YOU CAN'T THROW A BABY IN THE OVEN RONNIE!!!!  WOW I forgot about that bit entirely. That's from the old WNEW days. Have they done that since they went to XM? If they did I must have missed it somehow.

giannidesk

06-05-2006, 09:45 AM

Superstar called in the first week they were on XM.I don't recall if they did "Good No-Good" or if they just chatted.

Earlshog

06-05-2006, 10:38 AM

Earl where are you on this?

mikeyboy

06-05-2006, 10:46 AM

giannidesk wrote:  Superstar called in the first week they were on XM.I don't recall if they did "Good No-Good" or if they just chatted.They did play "good-no good".

sithlord

06-05-2006, 02:30 PM

Ready for OSCAR, ge ge ge. That's a good one they don't do that when Paul O. calls in much lately. It seems as if they just kind of rush Paul O. off the air lately.

FezPaul

06-05-2006, 02:53 PM

Earl: I'm.....I'm....stunned.

Foul_Mouth_Elmo

06-10-2006, 05:37 PM

IamFogHat wrote: Last week there was a great R&F best quotes thread that made me think, what are the best R&F catchphrases. I thought so because I think they use catchphrases more fluidly, spontaneously, and hilariously than any other radio personalities out there.My vote has to go to Fez's "What a maniac!" He always uses it so well, and it makes me laugh out loud every fucking time.I miss when Fez use to say "Hello Joshua"

Se7en

06-10-2006, 06:57 PM

Not a catchphrase per se, but a soundbite they used to play a lot:  "You're Bastard People! That's what you are, you're just Bastard People!"

mikeyboy

06-10-2006, 06:59 PM

Se7en wrote: Not a catchphrase per se, but a soundbite they used to play a lot:  "You're Bastard People! That's what you are, you're just Bastard People!" That's from "Waiting for Guffman"

moochcassidy

06-11-2006, 01:35 AM

i love ronnies "no further questions." not a catchphrase but ron used the line "dave your agents on the phone. and when i say agent i mean real estate agent... he wants you outta that apartment"  feels like a groucho line but if that was off the top of his head ron is indeed a comic giant. (he is anyway like)p.s where does "tommy can u hear me" come from?

PapaBear

06-11-2006, 01:44 AM

moochcassidy wrote: i love ronnies "no further questions." not a catchphrase but ron used the line "dave your agents on the phone. and when i say agent i mean real estate agent... he wants you outta that apartment"  feels like a groucho line but if that was off the top of his head ron is indeed a comic giant. (he is anyway like)p.s where does "tommy can u hear me" come from?You're joking about not knowing where "Tommy can u hear me" comes from, right?<img height="300" src="http://www.thewho.info/images/TCYHM-USA-Who.jpg" width="232" border="0" />BTW... I'm loving the Twilight Zone thing they do with callers, lately. Not only does it crack me up, but the first time they did it, I was starting to fall asleep while listening. The callers did their confusion thing, then the music kicked in. It was very trippy for me at the time."dave your agents on the phone. and when i say agent i mean real estate agent... he wants you outta that apartment"I loved that line, too!

This message was edited by PapaBear on 6-11-06 @ 5:46 AM

IamFogHat

06-11-2006, 05:43 AM

I think my other all time favorite line is Ronnie's "I'm not an animal."  I fucking quote that constantly.  And he uses it so perfectly, with something so pedestrian like "i'm not gonna use plastic silverware...i'm not an animal."

BoondockSaint

06-11-2006, 11:28 AM

Anyone heard the Tom Petty commercial when he says, "Now I got my own radio show."?  I laugh everytime.  I guess he's a fan of the boys.

cpnthrfan

06-11-2006, 12:24 PM

Ron- " Because they killed JFK! "

Enabler

06-11-2006, 06:08 PM

He doesnt need to say it anymore, but when Ron used to use the phrase, "sippin on a D" I would lose it. I also never heard the phrase "runnin a batch" before Ron and Fez. Total classics.

Don Stugots

06-11-2006, 06:09 PM

"getcha balls out get em swinging"

calfromcanada

06-11-2006, 06:25 PM

i'll go as far as to say thissss....