RIP - Mr. Softee

[Judge Smails]

<p><font size="1">A REAL big part of my childhood.&nbsp; I can still hear that tune playing.</font></p><p><font size="4"><a href="http://www.1010wins.com/pages/41824.php" target="_self"><strong>Mister Softee Co-Founder Dies in New Jersey</strong></a></font></p><p><font size="4"><img height="150" src="http://imgsrv.1010wins.com/image/DbGraphic/200606/288039.jpg" width="130" border="0" /></font></p><p><font size="1">This was apparently the best picture they could find of&nbsp;Mr. James Conway</font><font size="4"><br /></font></p>

[A.J.]

<p>RIP and thank you.</p><p><img height="673" src="http://www.mistersoftee.com/images/sheetmusicpage.gif" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

I respect anyone who can get me to buy a $4 milkshake. RIP with a cherry on top

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Whew.&nbsp; I thought it was going to be a thread about this guy:</p><p><img height="453" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/MeandMyMyFi.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[giannidesk]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is almost as sad as when the founder of Wendy's croaked.</p>

[badorties]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>RIP and thank you.</p><p><img height="337" src="http://www.mistersoftee.com/images/sheetmusicpage.gif" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>who knew there were lyrics ...?</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LB/mrsoftee.mp3" target="_self">Click here if you want to hear the tune</a></p><p>Man, I hear that and I'm eight years old again, playing in the park across the street from my house, and I'm drooling like Pavlov's dog.</p>

[Jujubees2]

The question I have is how did Mr. Softee have a son?&nbsp; Artificial insemination&nbsp; I guess.

[SatCam]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br>The question I have is how did Mr. Softee have a son? Artificial insemination I guess.<p></p>

I believe it's as easy as putting his softserve in her cone...

[Jujubees2]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br />The question I have is how did Mr. Softee have a son? Artificial insemination I guess. <p>&nbsp;</p>I believe it's as easy as putting his softserve in her cone... <p>Okay, now I'm hungry for a&nbsp;cone of vanilla, with sprinkles.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping.&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I hear that song (sans lyrics) all the time in my neighborhood. Mister Softee rules the mean street of Jersey City!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i was more into Good Humor.. haha</p><p>RIP </p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Where the hell have you guys been?</p><p>Thank you for getting this thread going in the proper direction.&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p><p>i heard Good Humor gave him some <strong>stiff </strong>competition</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p><p>i heard Good Humor gave him some <strong>stiff </strong>competition</p><p>Some of his former employees said he was a real<strong> dick</strong></p>

[Hottub]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p><p>i heard Good Humor gave him some <strong>stiff </strong>competition</p><p>Some of his former employees said he was a real<strong> dick</strong></p><p>No, he was not really a dick, just <strong>cocksure.</strong></p>

[Gvac]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping. </p><p><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p><p>i heard Good Humor gave him some <strong>stiff </strong>competition</p><p>Some of his former employees said he was a real<strong> dick</strong></p><p>No, he was not really a dick, just <strong>cocksure.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>As Mr. Softee <strong>grew in size</strong> he really enjoyed being <strong>thrusted </strong>into the limelight.<br />

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping. </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p><p>i heard Good Humor gave him some <strong>stiff </strong>competition</p><p>Some of his former employees said he was a real<strong> dick</strong></p><p>No, he was not really a dick, just <strong>cocksure.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>As Mr. Softee <strong>grew in size</strong> he really enjoyed being <strong>thrusted </strong>into the limelight.<br /><p>He was loved in the community, they <strong>held a couple of balls</strong> in his honor</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>jeffdwright2001</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Whew.&nbsp; I thought it was going to be a thread about this guy:</p><p><img height="224" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/MeandMyMyFi.jpg" width="251" border="0" /></p><p>...........................wise ass.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping. </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p><p>i heard Good Humor gave him some <strong>stiff </strong>competition</p><p>Some of his former employees said he was a real<strong> dick</strong></p><p>No, he was not really a dick, just <strong>cocksure.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>As Mr. Softee <strong>grew in size</strong> he really enjoyed being <strong>thrusted </strong>into the limelight.<br /><p>He was loved in the community, they <strong>held a couple of balls</strong> in his honor</p><p>rumor had it he loved to fish and always carried a nice <strong>rod</strong></p>

[PapaBear]

<p>The neighborhood kids and I&nbsp;loved Mr. Softee so much when I was kid, when the Good Humor truck (which didn't have soft serve) took over his route, we'd pelt him with crab apples. We tortured him so bad, he'd actually speed through our neighborhood at 10 miles over the speed limit.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The neighborhood kids and I&nbsp;loved Mr. Softee so much when I was kid, when the Good Humor truck (which didn't have soft serve) took over his route, we'd pelt him with crab apples. We tortured him so bad, he'd actually speed through our neighborhood at 10 miles over the speed limit.</p><p>in our neighborhood we made him go 11 mph over the limit</p><p>so there</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[PapaBear]

I'm calling shenanigans. Everyone knows that Good Humor trucks are only capable of going 10MPH over the limit. That, and you probably were lame enough to throw boysenberries intead of crap apples.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I'm calling shenanigans. Everyone knows that Good Humor trucks are only capable of going 10MPH over the limit. That, and you probably were lame enough to throw boysenberries intead of crap apples. <p>you are too wise for your years my friend...&nbsp; how'd you know they were the boysens?</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I'm calling shenanigans. Everyone knows that Good Humor trucks are only capable of going 10MPH over the limit. That, and you probably were lame enough to throw boysenberries intead of crap apples. <p>you are too wise for your years my friend...&nbsp; how'd you know they were the boysens?</p><p>Smoke a lot of weed, I did.</p><p><img height="187" src="http://www.drinkfromthefurrycup.com/stories/img/yoda1.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one joke about the invention of Viagra killing Mr. Softee?</p><p>You guys are slipping. </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're being too hard-on them.</font></strong></p><p>i wonder if they're gonna <strong>erect</strong> a statue in his honor</p><p>i heard Good Humor gave him some <strong>stiff </strong>competition</p><p>Some of his former employees said he was a real<strong> dick</strong></p><p>No, he was not really a dick, just <strong>cocksure.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>As Mr. Softee <strong>grew in size</strong> he really enjoyed being <strong>thrusted </strong>into the limelight.<br /><p>He was loved in the community, they <strong>held a couple of balls</strong> in his honor</p><p>rumor had it he loved to fish and always carried a nice <strong>rod</strong></p><p>some say his wife was a real <strong>cunt</strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong></p><p><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2"><strong>What???? Too much????</strong></font></em></p>