Jerky Boys???

[Francine]

<p>I'm a fairly new listener to the Ron &amp; Fez show - you guys rock - I thought that I was lost in a Jerky Boys CD when I tuned in last week - unbelieveable!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Now, you guys are not the Jerkyies.. but hey, as a born and bread NYR, currently living in Alabama - yous are a pleasant voice - not for nuthin - but my 14 yr old daughter and I pissed our pants in the car last week on the way up to the Alabama/Tennesse border for a backpacking trip.&nbsp; Oh, my hubby pissed his pants also.&nbsp; he is the one that turned me on to this humor, and I can't get enough.</p><p>Hey - sorry for any mis=spelled words - need to add the &quot;southern accent&quot; if you will....</p><p>Keep it up - I love yous,....</p><p>Love,&nbsp; - &quot;down in dixie forever&quot; - cost of living is cheep heer and it is beautiful.&nbsp; It is like having the Catskill Maountains and the best beaches in the world at your door.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Francine</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody"> but my 14 yr old daughter and I pissed our pants</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hott!</p><p> tell me more </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 6-2-06 @ 7:01 PM</span>

[booster11373]

Welcome. You can expect your membership packet in 6 to 8 weeks

[zildjian361]

<p>You and your husband have got to stop drinking all that beer on those long rides, it might help the pissing your pants thing.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>&quot;A cystocele (SIS-tuh-seal) occurs when the wall between a woman's bladder and her vagina weakens and allows the bladder to droop into the vagina. This condition may cause discomfort and problems with emptying the bladder.</p><p>A bladder that has dropped from its normal position may cause two kinds of problems&mdash;unwanted urine leakage and incomplete emptying of the bladder. In some women, a fallen bladder stretches the opening into the urethra, causing urine leakage when the woman coughs, sneezes, <strong>laughs</strong>, or moves in any way that puts pressure on the bladder.</p><p>A cystocele is mild (grade 1) when the bladder droops only a short way into the vagina. With more severe (grade 2) cystocele, the bladder sinks far enough to reach the opening of the vagina. The most advanced (grade 3) cystocele occurs when the bladder bulges out through the opening of the vagina.</p><p>A cystocele may result from muscle straining while giving birth. Other kinds of straining&mdash;such as heavy lifting or repeated straining during bowel movements&mdash;may also cause the bladder to fall. The hormone estrogen helps keep the muscles around the vagina strong. When women go through menopause (when they stop having periods), their bodies stop making estrogen, so the muscles around the vagina and bladder may grow weak.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.</strong></p>

[Mr.Pants]

<p><img src="http://www.celtic-sheepskin.co.uk/productimages/sAA.jpg" border="0" />and<img src="http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/37763/200.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>and you're good to go. Enjoy.</p>

[OGC]

<strong>Francine</strong> wrote:<br /><p>... &nbsp;but my 14 yr old daughter and I pissed our pants ...</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">So when does the auction end ? </font></p><p><img src="http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/6009/pissyferg0bk.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Francine]

<p>all of you &quot;repliers&quot; rock also...&nbsp; and one of yous hit the nail right on the head - we do drink a lot of beer - and yes, that leads to me pissing my bloomers - often...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>beer and piss - what other combination is there.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Although, on our backpacking trip this weekend, we had to resort to the ol' #7... can't haul a case of brews 2 1/2 miles into the woods unless you are just plain insane (like one of our friends that did haul the beer on this trip...)&nbsp; That poor bastid - at least the 18-yr old was cordial enough to share with his elders....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>later guys - glad to join the group!&nbsp; anyone from dixie - let me know who you is - we'll hook-up.</p><p>well, not really - in your dreams I suppose... I'm one hot mama...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>later nitzes</p>

[torker]

<p>my 14 yr old daughter and I pissed our pants in the car </p><p>Good. Otherwise,&nbsp;youse could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

I am aroused

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br><p> </p><span class="postbody"> but my 14 yr old daughter and I pissed our pants</span><p> </p><p>hott!</p><p> tell me more </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 6-2-06 @ 7:01 PM</span><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


after she pissed her pants did you tell her she was bad?

[Francine]

<p>yous are so dirty...&nbsp; I love it!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Francine]

Oh, my six-yr-old loves the chick pissing her pants....&nbsp; unbelieveable!&nbsp; She thinks that is the funniest thing since the Wiggles...

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Dont know how it is down South, but Northern guys get hot at the idea of girls pissin'</p><p><img height="322" src="http://www.pmate.co.uk/jump_images/galleries/4_10_13.JPG" width="429" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

did you have to change her after she pissed her pants?

where is my towel?

[reeshy]

We got a live one here, boys!!!!!

[zildjian361]

<strong>Francine</strong> wrote:<br /><p>all of you &quot;repliers&quot; rock also...&nbsp; and one of yous hit the nail right on the head - we do drink a lot of beer - and yes, that leads to me pissing my bloomers - often...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>beer and piss - what other combination is there.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Although, on our backpacking trip this weekend, we had to resort to the ol' #7... can't haul a case of brews 2 1/2 miles into the woods unless you are just plain insane (like one of our friends that did haul the beer on this trip...)&nbsp; That poor bastid - at least the 18-yr old was cordial enough to share with his elders....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>later guys - glad to join the group!&nbsp; anyone from dixie - let me know who you is</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I hit the nail on the head, no im far from Dixie, but your a keeper.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

[The Jays]

Yeah, it's a shame that Ronnie and Fezzie fail to surpass that high bar that the Jerky Boys set like 20 years ago.

[Don Stugots]

maybe if they applied theirselves and work really hard it would be possible. but then this board would get alot more postings and they would be even funnier than this 14 your old daughter would go through life pissing her pants. and thats no way to live.

[OGC]

<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">I can't believe this thread has been here for over 14 hours and no one has noticed the really hot&nbsp;</font><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">part that can be inferred in the first few messages.</font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">What was the 14 year old drinking that caused her to pee her pants ? </font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">The thought of&nbsp;a drunk 14 year old wetting herself.&nbsp; </font></p><p><img src="http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5084/teenlogocopy9gr.gif" border="0" /></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Now that is <strong>HOT</strong>.</font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="6"><strong>(no pervert)</strong></font></p>

[The Jays]

At no point is the thought of that idea "hot". You sick sick man.

And you can't try to get out of it with saying "no pervert". That's something you'd see out of one of these Dateline pervs when the reporter comes out instead of the child.

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">lighten up</font>

[Don Stugots]

yeah i agree with Rich and not just becasue he has a cool avatar or because he hooked me up. Lighten up.