If You Had To.........

[reeshy]

<p>I'm listening to a radio show on gay marriage.....now my mind starts to wander....what if some gay gangster put a gun to my head and told me I had to marry another guy or my family would die.....well, I thought about it...I guess I would pick Steve Buscemi....at least he's uglier than me.....I like to be the pretty one!!!!!!!!</p><p><img width="300" height="375" border="0" src="http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_369109.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p>Who would you pick??????</p><p> </p><p>NO HOMO!!!!!!! </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reeshy on 6-4-06 @ 1:34 PM</span>

[Snoogans]

Bill Gates, then id divorce him and get half<br />

[SatCam]

I'd pick Funkman because he's funny and he's got nice abs

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i'd pick you reeshy but as i can see i'm just not good enough for ya anymore... &nbsp;sniffle sniffle</p><p>okay Satcam, you can have me on the rebound</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i guess a 'no homo' would be futile in this thread</p>

[Jujubees2]

Oh come on now, I would marry FEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp; That's if his fiance in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada would be okay with it.&nbsp; Wouldn't want to piss him off <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

[Marc with a c]

<p>peter gammons.</p><p>he's to old to want to have sex.&nbsp; and i would get to go to any baseball game i wanted.&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/me%20cropped2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Call me Mrs. Lord of Iron.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>Stephen Hawking</p><p>I'm not sure how much money he has, but I'm sure he's doing okay for himself -- you figure he's saved up some cash since he isn't blowing his money on things like skis, golf clubs and shoes.&nbsp; Plus, sex is probably a physical impossibility and if I ever get in a fight with him and he's getting on my nerves, I can just turn his volume down.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i don't know why but i have always imagined stephen hawking smelling really bad.&nbsp; his breath too. </p><p>you can have him mikey&nbsp;</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>Growing up, my brother and sister thought I might turn out gay.</p><p>Joke's on them. In this scenario, they'd be dead.</p><p>Ha!</p>

[Lumber]

I`d marry Reeshy, then I`d get free Medical Care...

[JimmyDuvet]

<p><img height="198" src="http://www.ny-entertainment.com/new/headshots/nortonJim.jpg" width="233" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just because he'd allow me one more confused turn in the bag for good measure.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JimmyDuvet on 6-5-06 @ 3:31 AM</span>

[A.J.]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Stephen Hawking</p><p>I'm not sure how much money he has, but I'm sure he's doing okay for himself -- you figure he's saved up some cash since he isn't blowing his money on things like skis, golf clubs and shoes.&nbsp; <strong>Plus, sex is probably a physical impossibility</strong> and if I ever get in a fight with him and he's getting on my nerves, I can just turn his volume down.</p><p>I guess you could say the same thing about Michael Jackson since he's a pederast.</p>

[AKA]

<p>Jim Vance</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.umw.edu/cas/multicultural/caseries/images/JimVance.jpg" width="238" border="0" /></p><p>I'm not even sure gay gangsters would need to be involved.</p>

[sanssleep]

<p><img title="minime" height="324" alt="minime" src="http://www.lifesizegreetings.com/images/standups/390-mini-me.jpg" width="149" border="0" />Mostly because I would want to be the pitcher and have control of the situation.</p><p>Also he has to have&nbsp;a little&nbsp;Caysh stashed away, and I could always pretend to be his AA sponsor if questioned too closely by family.</p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Growing up, my brother and sister thought I might turn out gay.</p><p>Joke's on them. In this scenario, they'd be dead.</p><p>Ha!</p><p>YOU SIR................</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/Pyramids_of_Egypt1.jpg/300px-Pyramids_of_Egypt1.jpg" border="0" />...right to the top of every single one of them!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh yea...and derek jeter. He is rich and I get to go to all the yanks games and sit with Jorge Posadas wife and watch games all the time. (IF you have to might as well make it work for ya!)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Justice4all on 6-7-06 @ 2:27 AM</span>

[PapaBear]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jim Vance</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.umw.edu/cas/multicultural/caseries/images/JimVance.jpg" width="238" border="0" /></p><p>I'm not even sure gay gangsters would need to be involved.</p><p>Jim would kick your ass for even suggesting it. Then Curtoid would kick your ass again, for taking his man. While all of this was happening, I'd pilfer Mr. Vance's car and motorcycle collection, while looking for his old &quot;stash&quot;.</p>