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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-06-2006, 05:16 PM

I've recently discovered that my cat loves it when I smack him on his hips. The harder the better. One day I was just patting him there and he went nuts. So I smacked him harder and he went into total bliss mode. He was rubbing against me, mewing, and purring. When he's totally on bliss overload he'll "bite" me-- he doesn't clamp down. He'll "bite" then coo and go on his back for belly rubs. I have a weird cat. Hyperspace, comment?

Don Stugots

06-06-2006, 05:20 PM

your cat owes you some money.

Hottub

06-06-2006, 05:24 PM

Metallica, (so named since he was dark gray in the front, and Faded To Black) was Exactly the same way! Smack his butt or back thighs, and he was in heaven. Or South of Heaven. (666 plug)

Sheeplovr

06-06-2006, 05:25 PM

for some reason i thouhgt this was going to be about a full orchestra of kitties

Bulldogcakes

06-06-2006, 05:33 PM

I thought most dominatrix dont give you the kitty, Or so I've heard.

reeshy

06-06-2006, 05:41 PM

Alice, You're not wearing any leather when this happens...are you????????

Sheeplovr

06-06-2006, 05:44 PM

You're not wearing any leather when this happens...are you?????when isn't she it's just her style

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-06-2006, 05:56 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  You're not wearing any leather when this happens...are you?????  when isn't sheit's just her style  HEY! I prefer vinyl. The shinier the better.

mdr55

06-06-2006, 05:59 PM

So ummmm....can I come over and watch?  I'll bring the beer. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" />

Bulldogcakes

06-06-2006, 06:04 PM

Friday night at Alices place <img width="300" height="400" border="0" src="http://www.adventurersplace.com/Cosplay/images/TracyC/Katana-sm.jpg" /><img width="300" height="400" border="0" src="http://www.dumbphotos.com/images/Animals/scaredkitty.jpg" />                   "Come here you lil pussy!"                                        "No! Help heeeelp! (wink wink)"

Sheeplovr

06-06-2006, 06:26 PM

HEY! I prefer vinyl. The shinier the better.but it's not as tight when you have a bunch of records taped to your body

Jennitalia

06-06-2006, 06:43 PM

my cats just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE  hiney rubs.

Justice4all

06-06-2006, 10:14 PM

Jennitalia wrote: my cats just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE  hiney rubs.  Like mother......like daughter

This message was edited by Justice4all on 6-7-06 @ 2:15 AM

FUNKMAN

06-06-2006, 11:12 PM

i also give one of the cats a little spanking. he(wilbur) stands on the kitchen sink and waits for me to get the faucet to start dripping. i'll start patting him hard on his back and he purrs like crazy. he's a knucklehead because you think he would know to lick the faucet but instead he lets the water drip, hit him in the side of the face, and let the water slide down his face into his mouththen the youngest female(pepper) comes over and neatly drinks from the faucetthe oldest female(zuzu) wants nothing to do with the faucet

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-06-2006, 11:27 PM

zuzuZUZU PETALS!That was one of my old screen names on other boards.It's also the name of Paul Westerburg's wife's band. Mikeyboy?

jeffdwright2001

06-07-2006, 06:10 AM

Don't forget to prearrange a "safe word" for the two of you.

blakjeezis

06-07-2006, 06:30 AM

My friend's cat humped the shit out of my arm while I was wearing a leather jacket. I didn't realise it at the time; I thought he was just playing around biting my hand and shit, but when he moved there was stuff on my sleeve and his belly was wet. I was like, "that's pretty fucking gross, man."

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 6-7-06 @ 10:30 AM

A.J.

06-07-2006, 07:18 AM

One day I was just patting him there and he went nuts.Pun intended?

jeffdwright2001

06-07-2006, 08:06 AM

A.J. wrote:  One day I was just patting him there and he went nuts.  Pun intended? Fun intended.

JustJon

06-07-2006, 08:30 AM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote:  zuzu ZUZU PETALS!That was one of my old screen names on other boards.  You watch too much Ford Farlane.

Friday

06-07-2006, 08:12 PM

This is the Lickin' Spot!When I pet my cat there he licks the
air furiously... although I do use this natural reflex in order to get
him to take his medicines sometimes...(he takes two pills daily).I
think it is the spot mother cats use to stimulate them to the nipple...
but it stays forever and every cat has this reflex.  Hooray for Elevator Butt!

TheMojoPin

06-07-2006, 08:14 PM

Friday wrote: This is the Lickin' Spot!When I pet my cat there he licks the air furiously... although I do use this natural reflex in order to get him to take his medicines sometimes...(he takes two pills daily).I think it is the spot mother cats use to stimulate them to the nipple... but it stays forever and every cat has this reflex.  Hooray for Elevator Butt! If you strategically read this, it's the filthiest thing ever posted on the internet.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-26-2006, 09:12 PM

The days of S&M kitty are OVER.I was patting Otis on the rump the other day. He reacted in his normal "bliss overload" ways. Then I saw IT. His l'il pink nubbin was... protruding.I flew off the futon.I haven't patted his butt since then but he's always approaching me with a protuberance. He'll hop on to the futon and flip onto his back for a belly rub and it's THERE. He'll hop onto my desk and show me his butt and it's THERE.It's really freaking me out. I know I got myself into this. But how do I get my cat to disassociate me from his erections? This is SO BEYOND Cat Lady-dom. I figured a had at least a decade before I hit that stage.

PapaBear

07-26-2006, 09:23 PM

Tell him you want a serious relationship. Tell him you want to introduce him to your parents. Start taking him to jewelry stores. He'll lose the pink soon after that.

narc

07-26-2006, 10:06 PM

Two words: Red Rocket. <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/507_cartman_redrocket.gif"

This message was edited by narc on 7-27-06 @ 3:39 AM