Clense your filth, heathens

[JerryFalwell1]

<p>You all make me sick. With your pornographies and dirty talk. You are all sinners. SINNERS I SAY! Maybe your website would run faster if you took the Devil out of it. It almost makes me sad that the apocolypse didn't take you sinners and homosexuals yesterday.<br /></p><br />

[Death Metal Moe]

I've turned sinning into a full time job.

[Death Metal Moe]

And careful board character.&nbsp; Don't forget Mikeyboy's stern warning.

[JerryFalwell1]

This is a new character thread, sinner. You are the worst offender. With your homosexual tendencies and your me me me attitude. Vomit I say.<br />

[spoon]

Everyone listen to Moe the school crossing guard tool!&nbsp; Where's a rock when I need one?

[narc]

Have you met JohnnyCakes yet Jerry? I think you'd really like him.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Now I see why the board characters went back into hiding.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

It should also be a sin to repeat yourself like Rain Man.

[NAMBLA_HoMoe]

<p>How can the kiddies resist this?</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/moewned.gif" border="0" /></p><p>HAAAooooooooh!</p>

[Fallon]

Mikey, what have you unleashed?<br />

[spoon]

Dude, that guys so cool he even has my avatar!

[Ted_Macintosh]

<p>I don't really know how this whole message board thing works, but aren't the &quot;characters&quot; and especially threads like this a tremendous waste of resources or bandwidth or whatever?</p><p><span class="postbody"><p><img width="182" height="255" border="0" src="http://www.aresluna.org/attached/pics/computerhistory/articles/macintoshbytereview/photo1.big.jpg" /></p><p>The Mac is back. Oregon Trail today, Oregon Trail tomorrow, Oregon Trail forever!!!!!</p></span>&nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

Nope

[TrannyTerry]

Ohhh c;mon Jerry. You know you were cruising the meat market in search of me last night to give you that girlish charm that your wife cant quite provide. You know you loved it when I called you big dick daddy. And then I spanked you all night while you begged me to do it harder.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I'm sorry, I may or may not have just had sex out of wedlock, I may or may not have just had an abortion, hell, I may or may not be completely loaded,,,</p><p>But your schtick </p><p>belongs <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/50562/page/Official_Board_Character_Thread.htm" target="_self">here</a></p>