Fuck Coffee!!!!

[DanesBitch]

<p>I have to bitch about coffee.... it is actually my stupidity.... but I choose to blame the coffee....</p><p>I am wearing a nice white shirt to work today &amp; don'tcha know that I managed to get coffee on it first thing this morning, and I have to sit in my office all day with a coffee stain on it...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fuck you Coffee!!!!&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

Fuck Bees.

[Jennitalia]

fuck trees!

[zentraed]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />fuck trees!<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>did you get tree sap on your shirt?&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

fuck dane cook <br />

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck Bees. <p>A nice big SU-Fi to you for the DC reference.... that Dane Cook is a silly bitch!</p>

[zentraed]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck Bees.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>how about you? did you spill some honey?&nbsp;</p>

[Ndugu]

<p>fuck anakin</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />fuck dane cook <br /><p>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!&nbsp; He is the greatest comedian on the planet right now.... wait till you see the Boston Gahden show... I was there &amp; he was fuckin' incredible!</p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Fuck dirty knees.</font>

[Furtherman]

<strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />fuck dane cook <br /><p>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!&nbsp; He is the greatest comedian on the planet right now.... wait till you see the Boston Gahden show... I was there &amp; he was fuckin' incredible!</p><p>He's a <em>tad</em> overrated.</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />fuck dane cook <br /><p>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!&nbsp; He is the greatest comedian on the planet right now.... wait till you see the Boston Gahden show... I was there &amp; he was fuckin' incredible!</p><p>He's a <em>tad</em> overrated.</p><p>I guess that is your opinion... but until you have seen him live you have no idea how funny he really is.&nbsp; He is manic on stage.&nbsp; He also does a lot of that &quot;holy shit, that happens to me&quot; stuff.&nbsp; Right now he is the standard that all comedians are being compared to.... 1.2 million fans can't be wrong!!!!&nbsp; </p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br />1.2 million fans can't be wrong!!!!&nbsp; <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Why not?&nbsp; Think of how many millions of Americans voted for Bush in 2000 and 2004.</font></p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br />1.2 million fans can't be wrong!!!!&nbsp; <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Why not?&nbsp; Think of how many millions of Americans voted for Bush in 2000 and 2004.</font></p><p>Good point!!!!&nbsp; I stand corrected and bow down before you.... shit I deserved that!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote: <p>Fuck you Coffee!!!!&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" /></p><p>fuck you.&nbsp;&nbsp; don't talk about my life blood like that.&nbsp; you should be mad and white clothes, not coffee.</p><p>miss coffee401</p>

[torker]

<p>Nobody fucks Coffy.&nbsp; </p><p><img height="188" src="http://www.grindhousefilmfest.com/picture%20files/coffy.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>Coffy does the fucking.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

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<tr><td><span class="postdetails">I need coffee. Fuck Me. I need coffee. Fuck me.</span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>

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[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/penguin.jpg<br /><strong><font size="3">Oh, intercourse the penguin!</font></strong>

[Rob.Like.Hell]

[quote]<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br>Fuck Bees.[/
quote]<p></p>

Everyday I do that. Now I am in construction but it still sucks to have a
brown stain on your shirt.

What about when theres a big spot and then you can see the little ones
from the coffee dripping down.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Fuck Coffee!!!! </font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.cineclub.de/images/2000/the_green_mile_2.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody"> He also does a lot of that &quot;holy shit, that happens to me&quot; stuff</span></p><p>what is that?</p><p>does he have alot of spilling coffee on his shirt jokes?&nbsp;</p>

[chili]

I know your name is DanesBitch and all so you are clearly a huge Dane fan, and I think he is hilarious, but he is absolutely not the best comic out there now. I guess he might have the most fan support, so it depends on how you rank it, but Yakov Smirnoff is clearly the league leader. <br />

[Dougie Brootal]

fuck SHOES!!! any body who knows me knows my feelings on shoes!!

[sr71blackbird]

<img height="150" src="http://yummy.com/images/products/welchs-grape-jelly.jpg" width="150" border="0" />&nbsp;What <em>is</em> jelly...?

[Snoogans]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />fuck SHOES!!! any body who knows me knows my feelings on shoes!!<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sp basically you're sayin 1 person on the board knows what you mean?&nbsp;</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>I...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AM NOT A <em>TWAT</em>!</p>

[super turbo death shark]

<p>i think that would be pretty painful really</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />fuck SHOES!!! any body who knows me knows my feelings on shoes!! <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sp basically you're sayin 1 person on the board knows what you mean?&nbsp;</p><p>THATS RIGHT!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?!?!?</p><p><img height="270" src="http://4dw.net/wwfhogan/wwfphotos/hulkster33.jpg" width="254" border="0" /></p>

[fezident]

<p>SUCK MY BACK!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Umm, this IS the official Dane-Cook-Quote-Thread now, right?</p><p>No??</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>CINNAMON BITS!!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br><p>SUCK MY BACK!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Umm, this IS the official Dane-Cook-Quote-Thread now, right?</p><p>No??</p><p> </p><p>CINNAMON BITS!!</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


i hope not.

[Friday]

<p>He is the greatest comedian on the planet right now.... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dude.&nbsp; </p><p>As long as Lewis Black is undead and still keeping residence on planet Earth, the above statement could not be more incorrect. <br />
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[iscream22]

<p>Coffy does the fucking!! (haha i thought i was the only one who loved blaxploitation!)</p><p>BUT, Dolemite can fuck Coffy any old day of the week!</p><p>http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/4889/graphicoldschool1mc.gif (http://imageshack.us)</p><p>Dolemite is my name!&nbsp; And fuckin muthafuckers up is my game!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by iscream22 on 6-20-06 @ 2:50 PM</span>

[narc]

I wonder what fuck coffee would taste like. I'm guessing saltier than regular coffee.

[Tall_James]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br>I wonder what fuck coffee would taste like. I'm guessing saltier than regular coffee. <hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>you know how to freshen up your old cup of coffee?</p><p>shake the fuck out of it</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>teehee blah</p>