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zildjian361

06-08-2006, 03:51 PM

Three drinks Howard is drunk and laughs to loud at every joke bullshit.

torker

06-09-2006, 07:45 PM

Your coverage rivals that of Live 8.  Any details?

Gvac

06-09-2006, 07:46 PM

Was Jackie Puppet there?I love him!

Fallon

06-09-2006, 07:46 PM

I'm absolutely crying here!

bitterbuffalo

06-09-2006, 10:19 PM

I like how the topic sat here for two days with nary a peep. If you say that something goes drunk and gay...dammit I want details!

JimBeam

06-10-2006, 09:49 AM

As an asied but somewhat related topic I've been watching a lot of his shows OnDemand and I can see whay I liked him years ago. He  had some good stuff.I watched an interview the other day w/ Janice Dickinson ( who looked incredible for a 51 year old ) and it was a good one.Even Artie's been making me laugh.If he can stay away from the anti-terrestrial radio and the politics and ridiculous idea that George Bush is in someway after him personally I'm gonna listen more often.Plus the Sybian thing is getting way old.They had one episode where some " dude " who just had a sex change sat on it.The reaction by everybody in the studio was hilarious.I wouldnt even look at the screen but it was funny.

ChimneyFish

06-10-2006, 09:57 AM

The Artie roast got drunk and gay????[Opies' Ozone midget sighting voice] "Wow. Who saw that coming????" [/Opies' Ozone midget sighting voice]

MilkmanDann

06-10-2006, 10:20 AM

This Thread - Drunk and Gay.

ChimneyFish

06-11-2006, 01:45 PM

And it smells for some reason.

Death Metal Moe

06-11-2006, 01:47 PM

zildjian361 wrote: Three drinks Howard is drunk and laughs to loud at every joke bullshit. Then do yourself a favor and do what 90% of his audience has:Don't listen to his radio show.

cougarjake13

06-11-2006, 01:59 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: zildjian361 wrote: Three drinks Howard is drunk and laughs to loud at every joke bullshit. Then do yourself a favor and do what 90% of his audience has:Don't listen to his radio show.wouldnt that be an oxymoron ??? or at least a yogiism<img height="100" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetCougarJake13.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

margin

06-14-2006, 02:19 PM

artie roast was actually pretty funny, especially Colin Quinn's seti skipped the end when sal and richard did the gay stuff

zildjian361

06-14-2006, 02:45 PM

margin wrote: artie roast was actually pretty funny, especially Colin Quinn's seti skipped the end when sal and richard did the gay stuff          That's all they do.cant stand those two fags. Been listening too long to stop now, Howards still got it.

badorties

06-14-2006, 02:51 PM

it wasn't that bad ... dice was horribly unfunny, but nick dipalo and colin quinn killed, lisa lampenelli (?) had her moments and that was about itmostly anything associated with either sal or richard is so base-meathead-homoerotic fratboy shit that it's really unlistenablethere's too much about the show (and i'm not even talking about the wrap-up show, the 100 news segments, the intern show & the superfan show) ... the roast should've been the show, and then that's it -- but you get a 90 minute talk up and a 90 minute assessment that just needlessless is really more ... if HE was smart, he'd use the old tapes as filler between the two channels, and cut out most of the periferal shows

torker

06-14-2006, 03:11 PM

Howard then said that once they started roasting people on their show, everyone has the bright idea to roast people on their shows. mf.com

SinA

06-14-2006, 04:02 PM

WGAS

Dirtybird12

06-14-2006, 05:21 PM

Richard Christy is a talented guy and pretty fucking brilliant with audio. HIs gay antics with Sal are annnnnnnoying  -  I could do without that stuff. It's so "hideout" /homo-humor /stunt oriented/ in other words,nothing original or really funny.  But his solo stuff without Sal is right on.Sal is a fucking idiot. 

This message was edited by CircusFreak on 6-14-06 @ 9:22 PM

Reephdweller

06-19-2006, 02:51 AM

The roast was actually very funny. I go to finally hear it in it's entirety this weekend. Nick DiPaolo and Colin Quinn were easily the funniest ones there. I love how a lot of the comics there just tore up Howard and Robin as well. Though I agree with the others the WAY over the top laughing by Howard and Robin were so annoying. I wasn't too crazy about the Artie's dad jokes, but he seemed cool with it.

Furtherman

06-19-2006, 08:11 AM

torker wrote: Your coverage rivals that of Live 8.  Any details? I wanted to give this line what it deserves....  HA HA!!

Johnny4

06-19-2006, 11:14 AM

Colin Quinn crushed Howard with a few jokes. His best line was" O.K. We get it. You love being at Sirius. But twenty years of oppression? Who are you Nelson Mandela?"

fezident

06-20-2006, 11:51 AM

Dice was so unfunny it was uncomfortable.  People who WERE laughing before he started talking actually STOPPED once he opened his mouth.  Jeezchrist.  There was a great line...I forgot who delivered it. Maybe Nick DiPaulo:"Robin bought a new boat and that makes her very happy because it has a Stern that she DOESN'T have to pretend is fuckin' hilarious" Bravo.

marcymark

06-20-2006, 02:42 PM

Dice is always funny,and was even better the following week whe he called in live.

Reephdweller

06-20-2006, 02:49 PM

fezident wrote: There was a great line...I forgot who delivered it. Maybe Nick DiPaulo: "Robin bought a new boat and that makes her very happy because it has a Stern that she DOESN'T have to pretend is fuckin' hilarious" Bravo.Yeah that was Nick DiPaolo.

Reephdweller

06-20-2006, 05:47 PM

Here's some of the great jokes from the roast from Nick DiPaolo...Nick DiPaolo jabs at Howard... "Since moving to satellite the only thing smaller than your dick is your audience" "Howard comes from a long line of jews with thickskin, if you don't believe me visit the lampshade factory in Franklin"Nick DiPaolo jabs at Robin... "Robin was an officer in the airforce, I thought The Wizard of Oz was the only one to let monkees fly." "When I asked Robin what she liked the most about her new boat she said it had a stern that she didn't have to pretend was funny." "Why buy a boat, if I want to watch blacks float I could watch footage of Katrina"Nick's jabs at Artie... "Physically he's a fucking mess. I don't want to say his liver is enlarged, but it showed up in my chest x-ray!""His eating habits are the worst, his idea of Surf and Turf is eating a Ballpark Frank out of a hookers pussy"Nicke's jabs at Lisa Lampanelli... "Her snatch smells so bad, when she gets into a cab the Haitian cab driver has to roll down HIS window."

zildjian361

06-20-2006, 07:42 PM

Reefdweller wrote: Here's some of the great jokes from the roast from Nick DiPaolo...Nick DiPaolo jabs at Howard... "Since moving to satellite the only thing smaller than your dick is your audience" "Howard comes from a long line of jews with thickskin, if you don't believe me visit the lampshade factory in Franklin"Nick DiPaolo jabs at Robin... "Robin was an officer in the airforce, I thought The Wizard of Oz was the only one to let monkees fly." "When I asked Robin what she liked the most about her new boat she said it had a stern that she didn't have to pretend was funny." "Why buy a boat, if I want to watch blacks float I could watch footage of Katrina"Nick's jabs at Artie... "Physically he's a fucking mess. I don't want to say his liver is enlarged, but it showed up in my chest x-ray!""His eating habits are the worst, his idea of Surf and Turf is eating a Ballpark Frank out of a hookers pussy"Nicke's jabs at Lisa Lampanelli... "Her snatch smells so bad, when she gets into a cab the Haitian cab driver has to roll down HIS window."          all he missed was little boy blew OHH<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />

fezident

06-21-2006, 02:40 AM

Have they decided who's gonna be in the hot seat next time?The Roasts are the only time I listen to Howard.

narc

06-21-2006, 02:32 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">CircusFreak wrote: Richard Christy is a talented guy and pretty fucking brilliant with audio. HIs gay antics with Sal are annnnnnnoying - I could do without that stuff. It's so "hideout" /homo-humor /stunt oriented/ in other words,nothing original or really funny. But his solo stuff without Sal is right on.Sal is a fucking idiot. 

This message was edited by CircusFreak on 6-14-06 @ 9:22 PM<hr color="cococo" align="left">

What's your beef with the hideout anyway Perry? 
Dice hasn't been funny in 20 years. One of the best things of when he was on with O&A is that they were able to make it funny by just making fun of him and they thought they were flattering him.

Don Stugots

06-21-2006, 02:45 PM

narc wrote: CircusFreak wrote: Richard Christy is a talented guy and pretty fucking brilliant with audio. HIs gay antics with Sal are annnnnnnoying - I could do without that stuff. It's so "hideout" /homo-humor /stunt oriented/ in other words,nothing original or really funny. But his solo stuff without Sal is right on.Sal is a fucking idiot. This message was edited by CircusFreak on 6-14-06 @ 9:22 P  What's your beef with the hideout anyway Perry? Dice hasn't been funny in 20 years. One of the best things of when he was on with O&A is that they were able to make it funny by just making fun of him and they thought they were flattering him. i hope its not jealously.  Perry is on his way, I hope, to being on the air, for real. Dice, while he is dead to me now, was really funny in Vegas and at the stress factory.  The Artie phone call was funny because it was what Dice does best, bust balls.  no doubt about it.  i am sorry to say that i will be watching his VH1 show next year, just to see my friends.  but, he is still dead to me.

zildjian361

06-21-2006, 04:17 PM

Stugots how can you say DICE is dead to you when he started in Sheepshead Bay?

Hottub

06-21-2006, 04:26 PM

zildjian361 wrote: Stugots how can you say DICE is dead to you when he started in Sheepshead Bay? Yeah, but... "He's ova here now!!!! Goocsh, Goosch!!!!"