Why won't Wicky fix the fucking phones?

[cougarhunter]

??

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>Why Won't Wicki&nbsp; Why Won't Wickaaay!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>EVERYBODY! SING!&nbsp;</p>

[Foster]

<font size="4">I love that song!&nbsp; I hope they never fix &quot;em!</font>

[Bama]

<p>The phones work. It's all a bit. </p><p>They randomly play the song and they get 10 minutes to talk about why the phones don't work.</p>

[Ndugu]

EVERY FUCKIN TIME THEY GET SOMETHIN GOOD GOIN THE MOTHERFUCKIN TELEPHONES KEEP ON BLOWIN . . . up

[suggums]

<p>&quot;we're working on em&quot;</p><p>&quot;just like every day when i ask you, right earl?&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<font size="5"><strong>FAT BABY IS AN UNDERAGE ALCOHOLIC<br />HE GOT ARRESTED FOR DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE<br />HE'LL STAY A VIRGIN UNTIL HE GETS CONVICTED....</strong></font>

[Reephdweller]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="5"><strong>FAT BABY IS AN UNDERAGE ALCOHOLIC<br />HE GOT ARRESTED FOR DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE<br />HE'LL STAY A VIRGIN UNTIL HE GETS CONVICTED....</strong></font> <p>Even his mommy and daddy think he's a jerk!</p>

[bitterbuffalo]

<img width="150" height="150" border="0" src="http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/rad-monkey-cowbell-sm.jpg" />

[pmoney316]

Because it's a great song, and Perrynoid gets a little name drop

[chili]

Ron mentioned the other day that the song gets stuck in his head and he finds himself humming it to himself every once in a while, I'm the exact same way.<br />

[vocalyouth]

I find myself singing this song and &quot;Fat Baby&quot; CONSTANTLY.&nbsp; Does anyone have them in mp3 format?&nbsp; The black earl song would be nice as well!<br />

[Se7en]

I'd say that if not for his &quot;Butterball&quot; tune, the phone song might be Perry's best work.

[PapaBear]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />Ron mentioned the other day that the song gets stuck in his head and he finds himself humming it to himself every once in a while, I'm the exact same way.<br /><p>A lot of people get it stuck in their head, but it was funny to hear Ron talk about it. Ron's sudden realization (and embarrassment) that he was singing a song with his own name in it was classic.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i love the 'broken phone' bit and the song...

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>At least once a day, I find myself walking through the office singing &quot;The Ron and Fez Show, On XM Radio. 202!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That and the Black Earl song. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Perrynoid and Brother Joe at their bestestest.&nbsp;</p>

[fluffernutter]

It really starts to bug me now that there is a bit and I am not really
getting it AT ALL! You would think after listening to the show for well
over 4 years now, I would be able to pick up on the idiosyncricies of a
joke or a bit when it is laid before me. I mean, the hell? Are the
phones really blowing up and bad? Is this just a bit? Fucking hell it
is frustrating the hell out of me now.<br />

[Snoogans]

How come the phones never go out on OnA?<br />

[Snoogans]

and yes, im with you guys. I cant go 3 hours anymore without sayin to myself &quot;How can you build a pyramid without the callers callin in&quot;<br />

[Ndugu]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />How come the phones never go out on OnA?<br /><p>why would opie sabotage the phones during his own show?</p>

[boeman]

<p>They probably gave up on them ever getting fixed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They used to go out multiple times daily... now Opie probably just ignores the problem. Most of the O&amp;A callers suck anyway. The R&amp;F callers show more wit and cleverness.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br>and yes, im with you guys. I cant go 3 hours anymore without sayin to myself "How can you build a pyramid without the callers callin in"<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

"how can give away a big ass prize to losers like me that have no live" cowbell cowbell cowbell

yes i sing it all the time also.

[blacknoi]

We have to get this song into the media section (or maybe it already is there and I have no idea what I'm talking about).

[Sleeves]

<p>I've thought it was a bit in the past, only cause it seems impossible that a talk show that goes to the phones pretty regularly would have daily phone problems.&nbsp; </p><p>But a few days ago ESD and Earl got into a little fight cause Earl decided to not put the Perrynoid on, even tho the phones had gone down - in the background Dave apparently was going mental about this and it distracted Earl.&nbsp; And then Ron brought Earl in cause he saw all the turmoil and then the whole argument spilled onto the air. </p><p>A very believable segment which for me was proof that the phones really are broken.&nbsp;&nbsp;It's always possible that&nbsp;R&amp;F want the phones to stay broken&nbsp;and are sabotaging Earl's efforts to get them fixed...</p><p>I don't know about the O&amp;A thing,&nbsp;except that they had the same problem for a long time...</p><p>I don't really care tho...I like when the phones go down, I like the Perry song, I like when they complain about the phones.&nbsp; </p><p>Broken phones and East side Dave - keep em both...</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>They probably gave up on them ever getting fixed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They used to go out multiple times daily... now Opie probably just ignores the problem. Most of the O&amp;A callers suck anyway. The R&amp;F callers show more wit and cleverness.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Yes, because dropping the &quot;n word&quot; for no apparent reason is the exact definition of cleverness.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>They probably gave up on them ever getting fixed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They used to go out multiple times daily... now Opie probably just ignores the problem. Most of the O&amp;A callers suck anyway. The R&amp;F callers show more wit and cleverness.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Yes, because dropping the &quot;n word&quot; for no apparent reason is the exact definition of cleverness.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p><p>No kidding.&nbsp; While R&amp;F do have some great callers, they have some absolutely moronic ones as well.</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>They probably gave up on them ever getting fixed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They used to go out multiple times daily... now Opie probably just ignores the problem. Most of the O&amp;A callers suck anyway. The R&amp;F callers show more wit and cleverness.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Yes, because dropping the &quot;n word&quot; for no apparent reason is the exact definition of cleverness.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p><p>No kidding.&nbsp; While R&amp;F do have some great callers, they have some absolutely moronic ones as well.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Agreed. So do O&amp;A.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Can't really control what the callers are going to say.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">With the problem of the phones blowing up removed, it's still kind of hard to get a good pyramid built.</font></em></strong></p>

[Flea_Man]

It's also hard to build a pryamid when they play the song 3 times during the try.

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>They probably gave up on them ever getting fixed. </p><p> </p><p>They used to go out multiple times daily... now Opie probably just ignores the problem. Most of the O&A callers suck anyway. The R&F callers show more wit and cleverness.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Yes, because dropping the "n word" for no apparent reason is the exact definition of cleverness.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p><p>No kidding. While R&F do have some great callers, they have some absolutely moronic ones as well.</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


HEY! RIGHT AWAY YOUR GETTIN FUCKIN FRESH.

[boeman]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>They probably gave up on them ever getting fixed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They used to go out multiple times daily... now Opie probably just ignores the problem. Most of the O&amp;A callers suck anyway. The R&amp;F callers show more wit and cleverness.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Yes, because dropping the &quot;n word&quot; for no apparent reason is the exact definition of cleverness.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p><p>No kidding.&nbsp; While R&amp;F do have some great callers, they have some absolutely moronic ones as well.</p><p>IMO... O&amp;A have worse callers... </p>

[cpnthrfan]

O and A dont use the the callers as much and every once in a while you will hear Opy say the phones are crapping out.O and A uses Paltalk and instant feedback so all the caller arent calling all at once. I think

[Billy Staples]

<p>curious....what do you guys mean exactly when you say the phones keep 'blowin up;.&nbsp;&nbsp; I know its not literal, but what happens?</p><p>and remember that with phone calls, if you take them you don't get to hear the sound of you own voice</p><p>thanks</p>

[Bama]

<p>I've tried to call for the last two days and I keep getting a busy signal. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The phones suck.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Bama</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've tried to call for the last two days and I keep getting a busy signal. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The phones suck.</p><p>Well, unless you're calling in one of those times when the phones do blow up,&nbsp;you get the&nbsp;busy signal&nbsp;because it is now harder to get in because they get tons of callers.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br><p>curious....what do you guys mean exactly when you say the phones keep 'blowin up;. I know its not literal, but what happens?</p><p>and remember that with phone calls, if you take them you don't get to hear the sound of you own voice</p><p>thanks</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Staples, the phone system craps out and shuts down when they buddays are in the middle of building a comedy pryamid. then have to then stall, or go to break, and lose the rythem that was building. it happens every show at least once. sometimes 3 times in one segment.

[AlrightMister]

AlrightMister:I am a telecommunications tech and troubleshoot problems like this all the time. In fact I am in charge of handling chronic troubles that are tough to fix.

Ron:So I got my own radio show.

AlrightMister:Indeed you do Ron. My point of bringing that up though is that this has been going on since O&A started on XM and it is freakin' ridiculous that it is not yet fixed. I don't think Don really gives a crap about getting the phones fixed and Earl should be breaking his balls daily about it. Bottom line here is that Don should fire himself.

Ron:I agree with everything you just said Jim.

AlrightMister:Thanks Ron!

Ron:Call back anytime.

[boeman]

<p>Really? Do you really think it'll go that way? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" /></p>

[UnknownPD]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">With XM stock hovering at around $13 thie phone won;t be fixed for quite some time</font>

[Bama]

<p>Just tried to call again. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The phones are horrible. I&nbsp;had a good Liza Minelli line.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bama on 6-18-06 @ 12:22 AM</span>

[TNtaintwart]

<p>The phone lines seem to work fine when dave is not on the air.</p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">With XM stock hovering at around $13 thie phone won;t be fixed for quite some time</font> <p>quite an amazing drop...and its daily...what the F?</p>