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Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 08:18 AM

Here's an idea for the next R&F Event: "Fez Whatley's Wake". Basically, it's like a funeral for Fez, but he's not dead. Too morbid?

A.J.

06-12-2006, 08:19 AM

I think he would have wanted that.

This message was edited by A.J. on 6-12-06 @ 12:20 PM

JustJon

06-12-2006, 08:23 AM

I miss him already.

Fallon

06-12-2006, 08:23 AM

Now where in Virginia will this be held?

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 08:23 AM

A.J. wrote: I think he would have wanted that.    I can see it now - a beautiful portrait of Fez next to a casket, everyone gives a eulogy, and at the end of the night, Fez pops out of the casket.

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 08:25 AM

Fallon wrote: Now where in Virginia will this be held?    <img width="466" height="473" border="0" src="http://www.finditinreston.com/map.gif" />

boeman

06-12-2006, 08:29 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Here's an idea for the next R&F Event: "Fez Whatley's Wake". Basically, it's like a funeral for Fez, but he's not dead. Too morbid?  No way.... it's not morbid at all. we did this for my mom's 50 Birthday. It was a blast! My dad and I made a casket for her and everything. My sister and I did some production work (a video with my mom as an angel and a slide show). My mom catered it because she didn't want us to spend money on food... and she is an awesome cook (even in bulk). We held the event at a reception room of a Catholic church (the preist there thought it was a great idea and got a good laugh out of it)

This message was edited by boeman on 6-12-06 @ 12:30 PM

mendyweiss

06-12-2006, 08:31 AM

I guess Fez won't make the Tim Harmon 5k

scorpion

06-12-2006, 08:33 AM

Maybe his fiance from Niagra Falls will finally take time off and show up to an event.

This message was edited by scorpion on 6-12-06 @ 12:33 PM

A.J.

06-12-2006, 08:35 AM

scorpion wrote: Maybe his fiance from Niagra Falls will finally take time off and show up to an event.This message was edited by scorpion on 6-12-06 @ 12:33 PM Or Mojo.

AKA

06-12-2006, 09:11 AM

Fallon wrote: Now where in Virginia will this be held? At the public library - and George Clooney will be there.

TheMojoPin

06-12-2006, 09:15 AM

Wait, who died again?  I don't think I'll make it...I've got too many hours of The Ron & Jivey Show to catch up on.

wonderwoman

06-12-2006, 09:23 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Here's an idea for the next R&F Event: "Fez Whatley's Wake". Basically, it's like a funeral for Fez, but he's not dead. Too morbid?  AH YEA, I THINK SO

SatCam

06-12-2006, 11:17 AM

and then we could bury him alive

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Arrested_Development_-_Good_Grief2.jpg

ChimneyFish

06-12-2006, 12:01 PM

That is really a great idea.I might even have to break selfquarantine if you guys do that one.

soupcan

06-12-2006, 01:35 PM

we can all drop acid and maybe elvis wil come . We can use dave, as fez's stand in, and burn him on a pyre....it'l b great...RIP Fez 

This message was edited by soupcan on 6-12-06 @ 5:49 PM

OGC

06-12-2006, 01:51 PM

Will Soundboard Fez read the eulogy ?I miss pre-death Fez.

Bulldogcakes

06-12-2006, 02:32 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Here's an idea for the next R&F Event: "Fez Whatley's Wake". Basically, it's like a funeral for Fez, but he's not dead. Too morbid?  Yes. Especially for someone who recently had a heart attack. Would be funnier if it was Ron's wake. Or yours.  <blockquote />

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 02:41 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Here's an idea for the next R&F Event: "Fez Whatley's Wake". Basically, it's like a funeral for Fez, but he's not dead. Too morbid? Yes. Especially for someone who recently had a heart attack. Would be funnier if it was Ron's wake. Or yours.    Take your self-righteous attitude and blow me.  Fez's death has been a constant joke on the show for the past two weeks.  <blockquote />

suggums

06-12-2006, 02:42 PM

A.J. wrote: scorpion wrote: Maybe his fiance from Niagra Falls will finally take time off and show up to an event.This message was edited by scorpion on 6-12-06 @ 12:33 PM Or Mojo.  RING THAT COWBELL

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 02:44 PM

I think people are getting the wrong idea bout what I had in mind for this, so let me explain: It's basically an appreciation night for Fez, under the dark-humor pretense that it's a wake.  A roast of Fez, perhaps some wine, women, and song... all that good stuff. Whenever there's a "themed" R&F event, it's always more gooder.

SatCam

06-12-2006, 02:46 PM

Didn't you die, Matty? Why didn't we have a wake for you?

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 02:47 PM

SatCam wrote: Didn't you die, Matty? Why didn't we have a wake for you?   I did.  But now I'm back, big as life, and twice as ugly. Besides, about 10 people would come to my wake.  Where's the fun in that?

jlehane

06-12-2006, 08:34 PM

What do you call a cold Fez in a Pop-Top Box?    a FEZ-CICLE  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (moan)

IamFogHat

06-12-2006, 08:38 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Here's an idea for the next R&F Event: "Fez Whatley's Wake". Basically, it's like a funeral for Fez, but he's not dead. Too morbid?  A-Hem.   His NAME, is Todd...you asshole.  Just kidding.  Tenbatz rules!

bitterbuffalo

06-12-2006, 08:38 PM

"And now, a Zombie moment with Fez." "Unnnnnnhhhhhhh. Balllllllssss. Unnnnnhhhhh" "That was a Zombie moment with Fez." Okay...maybe not.

Marc with a c

06-12-2006, 08:39 PM

on second thought.  stay in jersey

FUNKMAN

06-12-2006, 08:44 PM

i'm starting to think about necrophiliawhen earl goes it will be negrophilia  i feel and ani difranco coming

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 08:45 PM

evedder wrote: on second thought. stay in jersey 
   That's not fair - I giggled.

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 08:46 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: i'm starting to think about necrophiliawhen earl goes it will be negrophilia i feel and ani difranco coming   Actually, wouldn't negrophilia be the exact opposite of an Ani?

Marc with a c

06-12-2006, 08:46 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: evedder wrote: on second thought. stay in jersey 
 That's not fair - I giggled.  you can stay there as well. <blockquote />

FUNKMAN

06-12-2006, 08:48 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: i'm starting to think about necrophiliawhen earl goes it will be negrophilia  i feel and ani difranco coming   Actually, wouldn't negrophilia be the exact opposite of an Ani?  i don't like to get into the technicalities, i just fuck e'm....

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 08:48 PM

evedder wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: evedder wrote: on second thought. stay in jersey 
 That's not fair - I giggled. you can stay there as well.    Jersey born, Jersey bred, and when I die, I'll be Jersey dead.  <blockquote />

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2006, 08:49 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: i'm starting to think about necrophiliawhen earl goes it will be negrophilia i feel and ani difranco coming Actually, wouldn't negrophilia be the exact opposite of an Ani? i don't like to get into the technicalities, i just fuck e'm....   So does Ebert and DeNiro and Bowie, so you're not in bad company.

Marc with a c

06-12-2006, 08:50 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: evedder wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: evedder wrote: on second thought. stay in jersey 
 That's not fair - I giggled. you can stay there as well. Jersey born, Jersey bred, and when I die, I'll be Jersey dead.   because i was jersey fed. <blockquote />

FUNKMAN

06-12-2006, 08:52 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: i'm starting to think about necrophiliawhen earl goes it will be negrophilia  i feel and ani difranco coming   Actually, wouldn't negrophilia be the exact opposite of an Ani?  i don't like to get into the technicalities, i just fuck e'm....   So does Ebert and DeNiro and Bowie, so you're not in bad company.  i'm in better company with you guys on this board!    AWWWWWW SHUCKS!

JimmyDuvet

06-13-2006, 02:49 AM

Can we show a video clip of fez from the great beyond? AKA pie heaven?

Tenbatsuzen

06-13-2006, 04:49 AM

JimmyDuvet wrote: Can we show a video clip of fez from the great beyond? AKA pie heaven?    <img width="425" height="465" border="0" src="http://www.wmgreenbergdesserts.com/images/pies.jpg" />

A.J.

06-13-2006, 05:01 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: A roast of Fez, perhaps some wine, women, and song... all that good stuff.But didn't Fez say girls are ugly and stupid?

Tenbatsuzen

06-13-2006, 07:34 AM

A.J. wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: A roast of Fez, perhaps some wine, women, and song... all that good stuff.But didn't Fez say girls are ugly and stupid?   He'll be dead.  Will it matter?

A.J.

06-13-2006, 07:36 AM

True that.

suggums

06-18-2006, 06:46 PM

<a href="http://www.nvfsonline.com/" target="_self">this looks nice</a>

furie

06-18-2006, 06:49 PM

Alas Fez. I knew him, Horatio.