Man Murders Woman With Sausage

[Furtherman]

<p><a href="http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13527719,00.html" target="_blank">I may have &quot;administered&quot; her a Brockwurst.</a></p>

[reeshy]

A police spokesman said &quot; It was the trail of pickled red cabbage leading to the front door that gave him away&quot;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[Jennitalia]

<p> They said she had choked on a Brockwurst</p><p>novice...</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>motive</p><p>rumor has it he had caught the woman cheating on him and even friends said he became a real sour kraut</p><p>but he still loved David Hasselhoff</p>

[FUNKMAN]

he claims they were just having rough sex and she just happened to get the wurst of it....

[A.J.]

The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that <strong>he may have &quot;administered&quot; a Bockwurst to the woman</strong>. <p>They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.</p><p>I'm thinking &quot;refusal to give oral&quot;.</p>

[Skellington]

<img title="WOCKA" height="304" alt="WOCKA" src="http://www.thecapras.org/mcapra/muppets/images/campwock.jpg" width="288" border="0" />

[Jujubees2]

<p><img height="142" src="http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1789377_1,00.jpg" width="192" border="0" /></p><p>No, I think he just complained about her using her teeth so she went ahead and&nbsp;swallowed the whole thing.</p><p>And the caption for this photo is actually &quot;Blame it on the Bratwurst&quot;.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 6-13-06 @ 11:52 AM</span>

[tele7]

<p>&quot;no comment&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.codehappy.net/mimage/wonka006.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[DarkHippie]

Jimmy Dean was unavailable for comment

[super turbo death shark]

i'd like to think that&nbsp;she was a vegitarian for irony reasons

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">She made him angry enough to Kielbasa.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">WAKKA-WAKKA!</font></strong></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">He gave her the &quot;kishke of death&quot;...</font></strong></p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/s/sausage_kishka.jpg" width="252" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

The police are on the <strong>case.</strong>

[FezPaul]

The suspect has been<strong> linked</strong> to other crimes.

[FezPaul]

The solved three other cases at the same time, so <strong>this was part of a Grand Slam.</strong>