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mikeyboy

06-13-2006, 11:52 AM

Not sure how easy or difficult this will be.  A few of the answers are pretty easy, but some are kind of tough.  For each of the statements below, pick an intern that the statement applies to.  Not all interns are represented, and each intern is only used once. [edit: Now it's a contest.  See rules in my post three down]...got in physical fights with his sister because he was jealous of the car his parents bought her...his father was a former Philadelphia Flyer...conquered his pee shyness on the air...became a Ron & Fez fan while recuperating from a broken back...admitted to an abortion on the air...killed a deer with his bare hands...surprised Fez in studio by showing up in heels and a dress...bragged that he could beat Fez in a hamburger eating contest, but his eating exhibition was cut short by a nosebleed...apparently smells like hot sauce and pork...bragged about how hot his mother is...claimed that a friend was stealing original songs from him...did an oral report for school on Robin Quivers...became angry because the staff started using his iTunes account to buy music for the show after his internship was over...was dismissed as an intern after he called back a belligerent caller and yelled at him...was pulled over by the cops during a remote for another radio show...claimed he could eat an entire cafeteria-sized rice pudding...punched out a guy who commented on his penis in the bathroom...wrote a movie script about Opie and Anthony...was known as the “himbo” intern...had a thing for southern gentlemen

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-13-06 @ 4:50 PM

Tall_James

06-13-2006, 11:58 AM

The answer to all of them is "Puddin'".

PhishHead

06-13-2006, 12:02 PM

they were all Dumpy, even though he wasnt an intern he did less work the one, so i say it was him that did everything, except the Kill a deer with his bare hands, because that is a manly thing to do, and dumpy was very far from manly.  Oh how i despised him.

mikeyboy

06-13-2006, 12:49 PM

Okay, let's make this a little more interesting.  I'll make this into a contest!  The winner gets an XM prize pack, which consists of a t-shirt, key ring and mouse pad.  The winner will be the person who gets the most answers right.  The first person to get an answer right is the only person to get credit for that answer, so copying other's answers won't help you.  Deadline is Thursday, June 15th at midnight.You can post multiple times if an answer occurs to you later, but you can't post multiple answers to the same question.  If you do, only your first answer wil be considered.[edit - everyone is eligible except ronfez.net admins.][another edit from below: Addensum to the rules: If you come up with additional answers, do not edit your posts.  Instead, just post again.  Editing posts makes it impossible to tell who came up with answers first.  If you edit a post, it will potentially void your entry.  This  doesn't apply to Plethora's edits in the post below because I announced the rule after he edited]

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-13-06 @ 5:45 PM

boeman

06-13-2006, 01:00 PM

This is tough...

This message was edited by boeman on 6-13-06 @ 5:00 PM

Plethora

06-13-2006, 01:12 PM

...got in physical fights with his sister because he was jealous of the car his parents bought her GUESS: Cigar Sid ...his father was a former Philadelphia Flyer GUESS: Hippy in a hockey shirt?! ...conquered his pee shyness on the air ...became a Ron & Fez fan while recuperating from a broken back OGRE ...admitted to an abortion on the air GUESS: THING 3 ...killed a deer with his bare hands GUESS: OGRE ...surprised Fez in studio by showing up in heels and a dress GUESS: BENICIO ...bragged that he could beat Fez in a hamburger eating contest, but his eating exhibition was cut short by a nosebleed THE GREAT GLAUBITZ ...apparently smells like hot sauce and pork CIGAR SID ...bragged about how hot his mother is BENICIO ...claimed that a friend was stealing original songs from him CIGAR SID ...did an oral report for school on Robin Quivers KEISHA ...became angry because the staff started using his iTunes account to buy music for the show after his internship was over TOMMY BATEMAN ...was dismissed as an intern after he called back a belligerent caller and yelled at him ...was pulled over by the cops during a remote for another radio show CRYSTAL BETH? ...claimed he could eat an entire cafeteria-sized rice pudding HARRY T? ...punched out a guy who commented on his penis in the bathroom BRONX JOHNNY ...wrote a movie script about Opie and Anthony HARRY T? ...was known as the “himbo” intern WONDERBOY? ...had a thing for southern gentlemen 

This message was edited by Plethora on 6-13-06 @ 5:26 PM

CuzBum

06-13-2006, 01:36 PM

i think frighty fright was the won who fought with his sister about the car

Plethora

06-13-2006, 01:38 PM

...had a thing for southern gentlemen KEISHA

booster11373

06-13-2006, 01:40 PM

...bragged about how hot his mother is Bobby the Champ ...did an oral report for school on Robin Quivers Bennico Portabello

mikeyboy

06-13-2006, 01:43 PM

Addensum to the rules: If you come up with additional answers, do not edit your posts.  Instead, just post again.  Editing posts makes it impossible to tell who came up with answers first.  If you edit a post, it will potentially void your entry.Plethora gets a free pass because I just announced the rule unless he edits again.

Plethora

06-13-2006, 01:53 PM

Sorry about that -- I don't believe that I changed any answers... the formatting got crazy there for a bit & mostly I was fighting that.  No more edits.

KennethC

06-13-2006, 01:58 PM

...his father was a former Philadelphia FlyerA. Zak...conquered his pee shyness on the airA. Wonderboy...became a Ron & Fez fan while recuperating from a broken backA. Ogre...admitted to an abortion on the airA. Chapin...killed a deer with his bare handsA. Puck...surprised Fez in studio by showing up in heels and a dressA. Monster...bragged that he could beat Fez in a hamburger eating contest, but his eating exhibition was cut short by a nosebleedA. Wonderboy...apparently smells like hot sauce and porkA. Cigar Sid...bragged about how hot his mother isA. Bobby...claimed that a friend was stealing original songs from himA. Sideshow aka New Rory...did an oral report for school on Robin QuiversA. Benicio ...became angry because the staff started using his iTunes account to buy music for the show after his internship was overA.Benicio...was dismissed as an intern after he called back a belligerent caller and yelled at himA. Sideshow aka New Rory...was pulled over by the cops during a remote for another radio showA. Keisha...claimed he could eat an entire cafeteria-sized rice puddingA. Harry Elvis...punched out a guy who commented on his penis in the bathroomA. Bronx Johnny<font face=

spoon

06-13-2006, 02:05 PM

You're all wrong it's a trick question since RON did all their voices!  Send me my mousepad!!!  I needs me some pad for my mouse!

Crazy Jen

06-13-2006, 02:21 PM

CHAPIN

Gvac

06-13-2006, 02:25 PM

Don't fall for the "contest" line.I still haven't received my prize pack for guessing who kidnapped Roberto.

KennethC

06-13-2006, 02:46 PM

Gvac wrote: Don't fall for the "contest" line.I still haven't received my prize pack for guessing who kidnapped Roberto. Good point, GVAC, good point. If only I could wipe away my tears with a Guinness bar towel, but alas I cannot.

bobrobot

06-13-2006, 02:53 PM

mikeyboy wrote:   The winner gets an XM prize pack, which consists of a t-shirt, key ring and mouse pad.  So the winner better be a menstruating mouse, 'cause who the hell else is gonna have any use 4 this???<img height="263" src="http://www.hobbicraft.co.uk/acatalog/652302.jpg" width="150" border="0" />

mikeyboy

06-13-2006, 03:39 PM

Gvac wrote: Don't fall for the "contest" line.I still haven't received my prize pack for guessing who kidnapped Roberto. We just figured that at your age you would forget about it.

Sheeplovr

06-13-2006, 03:40 PM

We just figured that at your age you would forget about it.he
takes notes on the brim of his hats momento style he wakes up with no
memory of the day before then puts on his hat and goes "ohhh i see
where my fucking mousepad key chain and t shirt bitch"

reeshy

06-13-2006, 03:44 PM

Gvac

06-13-2006, 04:23 PM

Keep it up, Mikeyboy.It's all going down on my hat.

JustJon

06-14-2006, 07:03 AM

Gvac wrote: Don't fall for the "contest" line.I still haven't received my prize pack for guessing who kidnapped Roberto.   That is all my fault.  For reasons I won't post on this board, I've been very preoccupied.  If you want more details you can talk to me privately.  This should go out this weekend.

mikeyboy

06-15-2006, 06:41 PM

Last Chance.

mikeyboy

06-16-2006, 05:30 AM

[quote]Below are the answers and who got them right:...got in physical fights with his sister because he was jealous of the car his parents bought her - Frighty Fright [CuzBum]...his father was a former Philadelphia Flyer - Zak [KennethC]...conquered his pee shyness on the air - Wonderboy [KennethC]...became a Ron & Fez fan while recuperating from a broken back - Ogre [Plethora]...admitted to an abortion on the air - Li'l Jon [No one]...killed a deer with his bare hands - Puck [KennethC]...surprised Fez in studio by showing up in heels and a dress - Monster - [KennethC]...bragged that he could beat Fez in a hamburger eating contest, but his eating exhibition was cut short by a nosebleed - Bitz [Plethora]...apparently smells like hot sauce and pork Cigar Sid  - [Plethora]...bragged about how hot his mother is - Bobby "The Champ" [booster]...claimed that a friend was stealing original songs from him - New Rory [KennethC]...did an oral report for school on Robin Quivers - Benicio/Portabello [booster]...became angry because the staff started using his iTunes account to buy music for the show after his internship was over - Chapin [No one]...was dismissed as an intern after he called back a belligerent caller and yelled at him - Fidel [no one]...was pulled over by the cops during a remote for another radio show - Crystal [Plethora - sort of]...claimed he could eat an entire cafeteria-sized rice pudding - Harry Elvis [Plethora]<font face="Times New Roman" size="

Plethora

06-16-2006, 05:44 AM

I defer based on my mangling of the Crystal answer and the crazy editing thing.  All for KennethC!Did I just make up the "Crystal Beth" thing, or was that name used at some point?  Perhaps it was Don & Mike who called her that? I'm just bummed that I missed some of these stories... Are they all covered in the File Library?

mikeyboy

06-16-2006, 06:07 AM

Plethora wrote: I defer based on my mangling of the Crystal answer and the crazy editing thing.  All for KennethC!Did I just make up the "Crystal Beth" thing, or was that name used at some point?  Perhaps it was Don & Mike who called her that? I'm just bummed that I missed some of these stories... Are they all covered in the File Library?Crystal Beth was a caller and friend of the show (aka Lacey).  She first became known to the show when she called the show and told a crazy story about how she went to confront the father of her child about something, and his whole family was there, and someone was drunk or really high and it got really out of hand.  I think the story ended when someone got shot in the eye.  Anyway, I believe she let on that she had become a fan of the show while doing time for crimes related to a crystal meth addiction.  Ron & Fez dubbed her "Crystal Beth", but later when she was trying to get her life in order and put that kind of craziness behind her, they referred to her only as Lacey.  She also ran in the Tim Hardon 5K with team Fez a couple of times.As for all of the stories -- I'm pretty sure that not all of them are in the file library, but if you're interested in the audio or story behind any of them, let me know.

Plethora

06-16-2006, 06:25 AM

Ahh, I see. Well, that's definitely me out then, heh. As for clips/stories I'd like to hear... Puck killed a deer with his bare hands? Benicio was the best, so I'm guessing that the Robin Quivers oral report made for an excellent bit.That & conquering pee shyness on air... which suddenly reminds me of the XM intern pee parade.  Ah, those were the days.

Dirtybird12

06-16-2006, 06:35 AM

Plethora wrote: Ahh, I see. Well, that's definitely me out then, heh. As for clips/stories I'd like to hear... Puck killed a deer with his bare hands? Benicio was the best, so I'm guessing that the Robin Quivers oral report made for an excellent bit.That & conquering pee shyness on air... which suddenly reminds me of the XM intern pee parade.  Ah, those were the days. Puck didn't kill any deer. He tried to lie about killing a deer by snapping it's neck ala steven segal style.. He claims to have been in the car when his family hit a deer - He jumps out and to prevent the poor fella from suffering - he snapped it's neck with his hands.Im not sure anyone really believed him. I didn't. He's built like stalker patty

buckcorncobb

06-20-2006, 08:09 AM

SHITHEAD