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FMJeff
06-14-2006, 07:40 AM
<p><a href="http://www.daveloveselizabeth.com/">http://www.DaveLovesElizabeth.Com</a></p><p>I hope his wife dies in childbirth. Punishment enough for making a website to show how much you love a woman. Faggot. Show your woman how much you love her like every other man does, filling her asshole with cockmeat.</p>
mikeyboy
06-14-2006, 07:45 AM
<p>Making a website to show your love.</p><p>Proposing over the air on a radio show to show your love.</p><p>To-may-to. To-mah-to <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Anyway, it appears to just be an ad for eharmony, so it's probably just a couple of actors anyway.</p>
<strong><font size="7">FAAAAAGOT!!!!!!!</font></strong>
Tenbatsuzen
06-14-2006, 07:46 AM
<p> </p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Making a website to show your love.</p><p>Proposing over the air on a radio show to show your love.</p><br /><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Mikeyboy wins.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
FMJeff
06-14-2006, 07:52 AM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Making a website to show your love.</p><p>Proposing over the air on a radio show to show your love.</p><p>To-may-to. To-mah-to <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Anyway, it appears to just be an ad for eharmony, so it's probably just a couple of actors anyway.</p><p>I beg to differ. My proposal was perhaps the least shmaltzy ever recorded on tape. I defy you to find sap in "i knew you were the one when I cosigned for your car loan." </p>
walking joint
06-14-2006, 07:53 AM
<p>I hope his wife dies in childbirth</p><p>no you don't</p>
FMJeff
06-14-2006, 07:56 AM
<strong>walking joint</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p>I hope his wife dies in childbirth <p> </p><p>no you don't</p><p>No...I don't....thank you take me literally guy. </p>
walking joint
06-14-2006, 07:57 AM
<p>you're welcome</p>
Tenbatsuzen
06-14-2006, 08:02 AM
<p> </p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Making a website to show your love.</p><p>Proposing over the air on a radio show to show your love.</p><p>To-may-to. To-mah-to <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" /></p><p> </p><p>Anyway, it appears to just be an ad for eharmony, so it's probably just a couple of actors anyway.</p><p>I beg to differ. My proposal was perhaps the least shmaltzy ever recorded on tape. I defy you to find sap in "i knew you were the one when I cosigned for your car loan." </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I believe the actual wording was, "I knew I was going to be in your life for a while when I cosigned for your car."</p><p> </p><p>Fucking bastard. Your proposal was running through my head constantly when I cosigned for Liz's car. Year and a half later, she had a ring on her finger.</p><p> </p><p>DAMN YOU SHAIN!</p><p> </p><p> </p>
EliSnow
06-14-2006, 08:03 AM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="7">FAAAAAGOT!!!!!!!</font></strong> <p><font face="Arial" size="3">Wouldn't he be a faggot if he had a website devoted to a man?</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">To paraphrase Ron, this doesn't mean he's gay. Just that he's a woman. If he sucked cock, he would be gay.</font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-14-06 @ 12:04 PM</span>
FMJeff
06-14-2006, 08:13 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Making a website to show your love.</p><p>Proposing over the air on a radio show to show your love.</p><p>To-may-to. To-mah-to <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Anyway, it appears to just be an ad for eharmony, so it's probably just a couple of actors anyway.</p><p>I beg to differ. My proposal was perhaps the least shmaltzy ever recorded on tape. I defy you to find sap in "i knew you were the one when I cosigned for your car loan." </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I believe the actual wording was, "I knew I was going to be in your life for a while when I cosigned for your car."</p><p> </p><p>Fucking bastard. Your proposal was running through my head constantly when I cosigned for Liz's car. Year and a half later, she had a ring on her finger.</p><p> </p><p>DAMN YOU SHAIN!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>No shit dude. What do you think happens when you cosign for a woman's car? That's a marraige right there...of credit. If you trust someone that much with your financial future you're pretty much married already...you just don't know it yet. </p>
JustJon
06-14-2006, 08:22 AM
<p> </p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://www.daveloveselizabeth.com/">http://www.DaveLovesElizabeth.Com</a></p><p>Show your woman how much you love her like every other man does, filling her asshole with cockmeat.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Jeff is such a romantic. </p>
Doctor Manhattan
06-14-2006, 08:37 AM
<p><img src="http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6800/danecook6yl.jpg" border="0" /><img height="344" src="http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8005/image8c3b006d38684eabba2dc9825.jpg" width="344" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#990000" size="3">Can't help it dude, I love her!</font></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 6-14-06 @ 12:48 PM</span>
Don Stugots
06-14-2006, 12:25 PM
when i purposed, i just handed her the ring and said "here, no shut up!" just kidding, but it wasnt sappy and i didnt get down on one knee. i told her how much i loved her, so much that i would marry her (i have been against it for so long given my track record, which she knew all about since we were friends for so long). she cried out of dissapointment and sad yes.
nothing gay about loving a women. i think it is the direct opposite of gay, really.
<p>Here's a nice chick flick for all of you "sensitive" guys </p><p><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303269869.01._PE33_.When-a-Man-Loves-a-Woman._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /> </p>
AppleBoy
06-14-2006, 05:01 PM
eHar-money. That Dave Garr, he's wacky. Huddela-huddela. Try the veal.
SatCam
06-14-2006, 05:06 PM
Is that a remote in his pants or is he just happy to see us?
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