How big is too big?

[narc]

Is it possible for a guy to be too well endowed? If so, then what's the point at which it becomes just too big? I don't know how many size queens there are out there.

[EliSnow]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Is it possible for a guy to be too well endowed? If so, then what's the point at which it becomes just too big? I don't know how many size queens there are out there. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">When she says &quot;ow?&quot;</font></p>

[WhistlePig]

When it's as big as a baby's head?

[mendyweiss]

<p>Yesterday on Stern show, Screech, from Saved by the Bell was on ,Apparently he's got 10 1/2 inches,</p><p>His girlfriend wqas there to verify it.</p><p>You never know whats going on in a guys pants</p>

[narc]

Dustin Diamond was perhaps responsible for the worst O&A segment I have ever heard in my life. I refuse to believe that that unfunny has-been hack is sporting 10.5. I bet his girlfriend is just going along with it because it's his gimmick. I know he does a bit about it in his act.

[terry1979]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Dustin Diamond was perhaps responsible for the worst O&amp;A segment I have ever heard in my life. I refuse to believe that that unfunny has-been hack is sporting 10.5. I bet his girlfriend is just going along with it because it's his gimmick. I know he does a bit about it in his act. <p>He has an act?&nbsp; </p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Dustin Diamond was perhaps responsible for the worst O&amp;A segment I have ever heard in my life. I refuse to believe that that unfunny has-been hack is sporting 10.5. I bet his girlfriend is just going along with it because it's his gimmick. I know he does a bit about it in his act. <p>He has an act?&nbsp; </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The better question is &quot;he has&nbsp;a dick?&quot;</font></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>he was selling t shirts on stern so he could save his house. </p><p>he was complaining about having a big dick. </p><p>assuring us all that - it's more of a curse than a blessing.</p><p>we walked out on him during a stand up routine in london ontario</p>

[yomudder21]

<p>His girlfriend said that he was over ten inches soft................</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="6">OUCH!</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

its too big when you hittin her from behind and she can feel it in her temple.

Or if the baby comes out with a black eye or bruised forehead.

[reeshy]

I like when my girlfriend says to me &quot;You're not putting that thing in me!!&quot;!!!!!!!!!!!.....and then I just giggle!!!!!!!!!<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reeshy on 6-14-06 @ 6:12 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br>I like when my girlfriend says to me "You're not putting that thing in me!!"!!!!!!!!!!!.....and then I just giggle!!!!!!!!!<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reeshy on 6-14-06 @ 6:12 PM</span><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


yeah girls get like that when you come at that them we a rip bannana from the fruit stand you sicko.

[SatCam]

when it causes her to wake up

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">How big is too big?</font></strong> </p><p>when you're&nbsp;inside your woman's vagina&nbsp;and as you're kissing your woman on the mouth&nbsp;your tongue actually hits the tip of your own dick</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>yeah girls get like that when you come at that them we a rip bannana from the fruit stand you sicko. <p>I read this line 6 times, and I still don't understand what it means.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Tell me about it, Its tough to find love when you're hung like mule. I want someone who'll love me for ME, and not just my fourteen inch rod of steel. I have feelings, you know! I'm not just some walking love toy you women can just use for your evil needs and then brag about to your friends. I HAVE FEELINGS DAMMIT! I&quot;M A HUMAN BEING!! <br />

[Lumber]

When you hear her bones crackin`.

[SatCam]

when she breaks in two

[reeshy]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>yeah girls get like that when you come at that them we a rip bannana from the fruit stand you sicko. <p>I read this line 6 times, and I still don't understand what it means.</p><p>Yea...well....look who wrote it!!!!!!!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />when it causes her to wake up<p>&nbsp;</p><p>but the reaction is priceless.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>good line satcam.&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

When she requests an epidural. <br />

[empulse]

<p>we used to call my roomate the soupcan. his cock looked like the family sized can of soup, with a 0 (zero) gauge prince albert in it.&nbsp; We would get him drunk and make him attach shit to it, he drug our coffe table around the house, attached a midevil sword and Helm to it.&nbsp; But the worst part was what we called <em>The Trail of Tears</em>.&nbsp; Whenever he met a girl at the bar and brought her home it sounded like he was kill'n her.&nbsp; and in the morning there would usually be a trail of blood going to the bathroom from his room.&nbsp; ick.</p><p>peace.</p>

[narc]

That's a great story. Needed a no homo though.<br><p>
It actually reminds me a story a guy I knew in college told me. He got drunk and took some girl home, and then I guess passed out in post-coital bliss. <br><p>
He wakes up in the middle of the night wet and a little uncomfortable. He looks down, and its a fucking crime scene. Blood all over him, the sheets, just everywhere. He starts freaking out because his initial reaction is that he's bleeding to death. He goes to the bathroom and cleans himself up, to discover that it's not him. <br><p>
In the morning the girl wakes up and says "I guess I bled a little, huh?" She wasn't a virgin. She wasn't on her period. The guy I knew wasn't enormously huge. I guess that some girls just have a chance of bleeding a lot when you have sex with them. I think they talk about it a little at the end of The Bell Jar when the main character loses her virginity.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 6-15-06 @ 12:01 AM</span>