Smoke Pants Prototype

[mikeyboy]

<p>Thanks to Steve &amp; Dave from Brady Design Ltd., I give you the smoke pants prototype (which is also our newest front page):</p><p><img height="700" src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/smokepants_700.jpg" width="449" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/smokepants.pdf" target="_self">Click here for the full-size pdf version</a></p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3004" target="_self">smoke pants audio</a></p><p>Which do you think Ron will get first, his millions for the smoke pants patent, or his millions from Paul O's &quot;Gap&quot;?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-15-06 @ 10:02 AM</span>

[kdubya]

<p>That's awsome</p><p>Now we just needs the special edition Deep Purple dry ice pants.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

holy shit they look comfy....<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />

[AKA]

That is a riot.

[GlassJoe]

<p>I haven't listened to the whole audio so I don't know if this question has been answered or not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If
I'm wearing the smoke pants and for whatever reason, I get an erection,
will the smoke pants cover it up; or will I be walking around with a
smoking boner for the entire world to see?&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>GlassJoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I haven't listened to the whole audio so I don't know if this question has been answered or not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If I'm wearing the smoke pants and for whatever reason, I get an erection, will the smoke pants cover it up; or will I be walking around with a smoking boner for the entire world to see?&nbsp;</p><p>It would give a new definition to the&nbsp;term &quot;pole smoker&quot;, wouldn't it?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

looks like they would go well with a smoking jacket....

[mikeyboy]

<strong>GlassJoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I haven't listened to the whole audio so I don't know if this question has been answered or not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If I'm wearing the smoke pants and for whatever reason, I get an erection, will the smoke pants cover it up; or will I be walking around with a smoking boner for the entire world to see?&nbsp;</p><p>Ron addressed the problem of the swinging dick -- in other words that the unencumbered penis might swing outward from the smoke pants and be exposed.&nbsp; He explained that the smoke would move with the swinging genitalia so as not to expose the wearer.&nbsp; I assume that this particular feature will also cover erections.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>How do you wash em? do they come in black smoke?</p><p>how do you dry them?</p><p>how would u&nbsp;pack smoke pants for a trip?</p><p>how are the pants shipped?</p><p>and for people like mikey d who are stuck in 1987, will they come in acid or stone&nbsp;wash?</p><p>bell bottom smoke pants - </p><p>and for the freax, crotchless smoke pants - </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>can a gust of wind/ air conditioner / fan/ vacume&nbsp; blow or suck the smoke pants off of you?</p><p>so many questions...</p><p>are they warm in the winter?</p><p>do they make shorts?</p><p>bikinis?</p><p>&nbsp;-</p><p>u could make really gay tv ads -&nbsp; <br />&quot;i dont smoke....by my pants do&quot;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

would people be able to go to the Salvation Army and pick up &quot;secondhand smoke pants&quot;?

[Dirtybird12]

nothin like some hand me down smoxe

[JustJon]

The document does state that there is a secondary smoke pouch for genitals<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>would they come in knickers as well?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry you had to read that Earl!</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>GlassJoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I haven't listened to the whole audio so I don't know if this question has been answered or not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If I'm wearing the smoke pants and for whatever reason, I get an erection, will the smoke pants cover it up; or will I be walking around with a smoking boner for the entire world to see?&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was thinking the same thing during the audio, but assumed that the smoke would move to cover the erection.&nbsp; My problem with it was that presumably the smoke would move out to do so, and thus, while covering the erection, would not hide the fact that there was an erection (the same way way an erection pitches&nbsp;a tent with pants).&nbsp; If so, what do you call it?</font></p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Double post error.</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-15-06 @ 11:47 AM</span>

[KennethC]

<p>I now have a new opening line:</p><p>&quot;Hey baby are those smoke pants you're wearing? 'Cause your ass is on FIRE!&quot;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by KennethC on 6-15-06 @ 1:45 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

can i get those in menthol?

[rruffian]

<font size="3">Smoke Pants On The Water!</font>

[rruffian]

<font size="2">Fire in the sky</font>

[rruffian]

<font size="2">now are there military applications for smoke pants where an army could just kinda float into town like the fog?</font>

[Mr.Pants]

This is like a Manhattan Project part 2. Ron had a vision and his people went to work. He's a modern day Oppenheimer.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Isn't &quot;BJB&quot; the call letters of ESD's former radio station?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HMMMMMMM.&nbsp; Conspiracy for Ron's plan?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

wtf happens when it rains?

[FezPaul]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br />wtf happens when it rains? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You get wet, but, the smoke remains in place.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That's the beauty of Smoke Pants, you're alive on the planet, experiencing all the sensations that nature has to offer, but you're still maintaining your modesty.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Or, as Ron said &quot;You're walkin' down the street with some smoke around your ass, and balls, feelin' like a million bucks, the way God intended it.&quot;</font></strong></p>

[The Jays]

As long as I get to choose from various smokes. Red, Light, Menthol, or Purple Haze.

[HBox]

I've come from the Institute, and I'm here to laugh you guys out of it.<br />

[fezshog]

any warranty or return info?

[The Jays]

how you gonna return smoke? I'd think its quite hard to reverse oxidize the fuel from whence it came.

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>rruffian</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Smoke Pants On The Water!</font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Interesting point!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Will there be some sort of smoke bathing suit or shorts? Or are pants the only option?&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

<p>N<strong>ice</strong> Pants.&nbsp; </p><p>&quot;If you're not wearing Smoke Pants, you're not wearing pants&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...and, can they be <strong>dry </strong>cleaned?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

WHy not fog pants.....they're more environmentally friendly!!!!!!<br />

[Ogre]

<p>If you enter a restuarant and there is a no smoking policy, do they have a pants check girl ?&nbsp; Do they loan you&nbsp;a towel or something?&nbsp; I would refuse on principal, and swing away. &nbsp;I think this is just the&nbsp;product that will bring the downtrodden smokers back out of a life in&nbsp;the shadows.&nbsp; I hear the tobacco industry is secretly funding the research.</p>

[AKA]

<p><img height="700" src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/smokepants_700.jpg" width="449" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="center"><strong><em>Blow Smoke Up Your Own Ass Any Time You Need To - with SMOKE PANTS</em></strong></p>

[Awesome Man]

i would definitley buy these

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>they do have smoke pants.</p><p><a href="http://www.patagonia.com/web/us/product/product_focus.jsp?OPTION=PRODUCT_FOCUS_DISPLAY_HAN DLER&style_color=29615&ws=true">http://www.patagonia.com/web/us/product/product_focus.jsp?OPTION=PRODUCT_FOCUS_DISPLAY_HAN DLER&amp;style_color=29615&amp;ws=true</a></p>

[furie]

Playing with NASA's solid smoke (http://bashinginminds.com/2010/01/23/playing-with-nasas-solid-smoke/)