The Burt Reynolds Museum Needs A Home

[Furtherman]

<p>Folks here were wondering if any famous people listen to Ron &amp; Fez.&nbsp; </p><p>Well I have an idea, which I think could also help out Fez.</p><p>The Burt Reynolds Museum needs a new home.&nbsp; </p><p><a href="http://torontosun.com/Entertainment/OtherEntertainment/2006/06/13/1629393-sun.html" target="_blank">I'm serious.</a></p><p>So... how about moving it to Roosevelt Island?&nbsp; Fez could be the curator!&nbsp; Think about it - Fez taking care of his home state's most famous resident.</p><p>This will not only give Fez something to do, BUT this will increase the star drawing power to the Ron &amp; Fez show!</p><p>Not only the museum's namesake, but this is potential to get Dom Deluise and that guy who sits next to Burt in those new Miller Lite commercials!</p><p>I think it could work.&nbsp; It's probably not all that big of a museum anyway... what could be in it?</p>

[A.J.]

Texarkana, Texas: next to the Buford T. Justice Museum.

[Sheeplovr]

<p>It should be like the trail of tears with diffnt plaques along the
way and diffnt stops of someky and the bandit and what not so people
can drive it them selfs </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

make a park called Sally Fields and then stick it in there...&nbsp;&nbsp; somewhere in Jersey. the guy was pretty damn funny!!

[Furtherman]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />make a park called Sally Fields and then stick it in there...&nbsp;&nbsp; <p>HA!!!&nbsp; That's perfect!&nbsp; </p><p>Come relax in our atrium, Sally Fields, located next to the gift shop.</p>

[Don Stugots]

he could park the car in my driveway. that is one of my dream cars.

[Bulldogcakes]

You could do an exhibit called &quot;Burt's Greatest Tits&quot; with life size replicas of Adriane Barbeau and Loni Anderson's boobs. And people can try to guess which one is which.&nbsp; <br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Here's some open land no one is using:</p><p><img height="584" src="http://www.hpsupplies.info/images/Lo-Landfill.jpg" width="573" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>burt is human garbage</p><p>him and that sissy giggle.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>fucking goon</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br>You could do an exhibit called "Burt's Greatest Tits" with life size replicas of Adriane Barbeau and Loni Anderson's boobs. And people can try to guess which one is which. <br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


can i go first?

[Furtherman]

<p>Fez could sell Burt Reynolds coasters that feature all his one-word movie titles.</p><p>Shark!</p><p>Fuzz</p><p>Shamus</p><p>Hustle</p><p>Gator</p><p>Hooper</p><p>Stick</p><p>Heat</p><p>Malone</p>