Girlfriend VS ex Girlfriend

[IamFogHat]

Ok, we've all had this problem.  My girlfriend, who I actually love exceedingly, and my ex-girlfriend, who is pshychotic and I can't stand, are feuding terribly.  Ok, duh, here's the catch; we all work together, and none of us are in a position to quit.  *Sigh*  Does anyone have any advice at all for me?  I've done this bullshit in high school, but never in a work environment.

[PapaBear]

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[kdubya]

Stop hanging out with the ex, nothing good will come of it

[PapaBear]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Stop hanging out with the ex, nothing good will come of it <p>He said they work together. He can't do that.</p>

[AngelAmy]

<p>Night of Fights</p><p>2 women enter one woman leaves!!</p>

[Fallon]

<p><img width="191" height="255" border="0" src="http://students.washington.edu/ncherf/chef.gif" /></p>
You and me... and her, simultaneous<br />
You and me... and you and you,<br />
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...<br />
Simultaneous ooh, come on

[kdubya]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Stop hanging out with the ex, nothing good will come of it <p>He said they work together. He can't do that.</p><p>Just because you work together doesn't mean you have to hang out, I work with a lot of epople I have nothing to do with.</p>

[Fallon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Stop hanging out with the ex, nothing good will come of it <p>He said they work together. He can't do that.</p><p>Just because you work together doesn't mean you have to hang out, I work with a lot of epople I have nothing to do with.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, well what if they are a team of flying trapeze artists? Huh? Then they have no choice, do they?&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

Actually, if they are trapeze artists, the whole thing could be easily fixed. That is, if the ex is one of the ones that flies.

[Justice4all]

<p>Well keep everything to work related items. And if this chick is as psycotic as you say then she will eventually wind up screwing up at work and get fired or transfered or something like that. Make sure your supervisor knows that it is not you or your GF that is causing the problem. </p><p>How is your ex making life hell aside from the petty bickering and behind the back talking/backstabbing alot of ex's are prone to do? Is this something that can be resolved with an impartial third party?</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">with an impartial third party?</span></p><p>&nbsp;three way is the answer&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">with an impartial third party?</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;three way is the answer&nbsp;</p><p>or as i like to call it, the jackpot.&nbsp; </p>

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

proper threesome, as mr b would call it.<br />

[Furtherman]

This is why you don't shit where you eat.

[Tall_James]

<p>I hate to say this but...</p><p><font size="4">WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING????</font></p><p><font size="1">You had to know going in that this shit was bound to happen.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="1">Office love triangles = BAD FUCKING NEWS</font></p>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate to say this but...</p><p><font size="4">WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING????</font></p><p><font size="1">You had to know going in that this shit was bound to happen.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="1">Office love triangles = BAD FUCKING NEWS</font></p><p>I have a really bad habit of dating ex's friends and even best friends.&nbsp; I think I'm a glutton for punishment.</p>

[saveopieanthony.net]

<p>tell them both the other one wants to do a three way. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>see what happens. </p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><blockquote /><p>I have a really bad habit of dating ex's friends and even best friends.&nbsp; I think I'm a glutton for punishment.</p><p>I'm no psychologist, but there is some deep seeded wanton need there for either acceptance or&nbsp;revenge.&nbsp; Either way, that's crazy.</p>

[Earlshog]

good luck bro

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">All I can say is, wow.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Did you wake up one morning and think to yourself, &quot;What could I do to make my life a complete clusterfuck&quot;????</font></em></strong></p>

[angelinad128]

Thats why you dont date coworkers!

[AngelAmy]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Thats why you dont date coworkers! TWICE!

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Real simple.&nbsp; Tell a manager that the ex is making an uncomfortable work environment for you and her.&nbsp; Be diplomatic.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Unless the job has rules against dating co-workers, then you're screwed.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Thats why you dont date coworkers! TWICE!<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

This is why it's such a good idea to date someone from RF.net. Any takers for Foghat?

[JustJon]

THUNDERDOME!

[Justice4all]

<strong>saveopieanthony.net</strong> wrote:<br /><p>tell them both the other one wants to do a three way. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>see what happens. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is that how it worked for you??<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Thats why you dont date coworkers! <p>Ask ShelleBink...I think she knows a thing or two about this type of situation.</p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>have tha girls work it out with some jello.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.realfunbar.com/IMG_6897.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Throw acid on the ex.</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><img src="http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/3050/tenaciousd9wr.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>...Take off your blouse&nbsp;and your underpants, then take a look, cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch.&nbsp;With the&nbsp;oils and perfume, and insense. Now you're groovin. Put on a cool '70s groove.&nbsp;A funky groove to fuck to,&nbsp;a funky groove to fuck to. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Me, me and KG. It's all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans. Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch?(sex)&nbsp;That's what I'm offerin` you. You step into our room, and then you smell the perfume. You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with a feather, and the French tickler, look out baby he's got the tools. <br /><br />And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it's me, it's JB, I'm suckin` upon&nbsp;your toes. We don't mind suckin` on toes. Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes. Havin` sex with me and KG, now you're talkin` double-team, supreme. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 6-21-06 @ 4:02 PM</span>

[Furtherman]

<strong>JoeYaDeadHomey</strong> wrote:<br />proper threesome, as mr b would call it.<br /><p><a href="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/threescompany-1983.wav" target="_self">They have been known to work out just fine</a>, with some crazy hijinx to bonus!</p>