NEWSFLASH! NYC Is Chosen World's Most Polite City!

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><a href="http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=900822006" target="_self">Take that Charleston!</a></strong></p><p><strong>IT IS the city where eye contact is considered an act of aggression and the most frequently used part of a car is the horn. </strong></p><p><strong>But New York is the most polite place in the world, according to a survey which ranked its famously brusque citizens well ahead of those in London in kindness and good manners. </strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm taking the rest of the day off to help old ladies cross the street.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 6-21-06 @ 9:37 AM</span>

[JustJon]

Why, thank you.<br />

[A.J.]

<p>India's Mumbai came bottom with 32 per cent. </p><p>&quot;Thank you come again!&quot;</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/4f07/07302002173857.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Fuck you and your stupid poll. <br />

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck you and your stupid poll. <br /><p>you took my fucking line.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>FUCK YOU AND POLIETNESS? </p><p>FUCK YOU AND YOUR CITY?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>how was that?</p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Can you tell me how to get to the Statue of Liberty, or should I just go fuck myself?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That old gag.</font></strong></p>

[reeshy]

How wonderful and lovely that piece of news is....now get off my fucking foot, Asshole!!!!!<br />

[Hottub]

<p>It is so true!!! I heard this guy on 34th street on my way back to Jersey.</p><p>&quot;Sorry to bother you, Ma'am. But would it be acceptable to offer you $20 in exchange for some felattio?&quot;</p>