WAITING TO EXPLODE

[Dirtybird12]

<p><font size="3">The southern end of the San Andreas fault near Los Angeles, which has been still for more than two centuries, is under immense stress and could produce <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13457472/" target="_self">a massive earthquake at any moment,</a> a scientist said Wednesday.</font></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>I see a desert real estate purchase in my future.</p><p><img height="225" src="http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/luthorhackman.jpg" width="221" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;Otisburg!?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>judge_smails: recycling posts since 2005</p>

[Furtherman]

<p><img src="http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes-77/superman2.jpeg" border="0" /></p><p>OTISBURG!?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: Judgesmails....&nbsp; beat me to it.&nbsp; I tip my hat to you sir.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 6-21-06 @ 1:58 PM</span>

[A.J.]

I thought this was going to be about delaying orgasm.

[Jujubees2]

Wow, these experts are really going out on a limb.&nbsp; An earthquake in Los Angeles?&nbsp; What next,&nbsp;will they predict that a snow storm will hit Buffalo this winter?

[Bulldogcakes]

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[cougarjake13]

<p>Some say a comet will fall from the sky. <br />Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. <br />Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. <br />Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. <br />Some say the end is near. <br />Some say we'll see armageddon soon. <br />I certainly hope we will <br />I sure could use a vacation from this <br />stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit... <br />One great big festering neon distraction, <br />I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. <br />(Learn to swim. 3x)<br />Mom's gonna fix it all soon. <br />Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.</p><p><font size="5">See you all down at Arizona bay, learn to swim</font></p><p><font size="5">motherfuckers</font></p><p><img height="100" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetCougarJake13.jpg" width="300" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">The southern end of the San Andreas fault near Los Angeles, which has been still for more than two centuries, is under immense stress and could produce <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13457472/" target="_self">a massive earthquake at any moment,</a> a scientist said Wednesday.</font></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">The O&amp;A worst of today, was a WNEW bit about how Earl thought California was going to float away.</font></strong></p>

[torker]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"><em>You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!</em></font></strong> </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="240" src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/PlanetoftheApes/ending.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>Sorry, but there&nbsp;are no memorable&nbsp;quotes from <strong><em>Earthquake</em></strong>.<br /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>I disagree.</p><p>&quot;To Spiro Agnew!!!&quot;</p><p><img height="311" src="http://members.aol.com/earthquakemovie/robsonmatthau.jpg" width="387" border="0" /></p>

[ADF]

I heard it's having trouble at home and the bills are late.<br />