View Full Version : Is Jim shorts on leave from the US Navy???
NewYorkDragons80
10-22-2001, 05:16 PM
Is it just me or does Jim Shorts sound like Dumpy? When I turned on the radio, I could've sworn they were playing something from the dot com days.
"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwartzkoff
"May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His."
-Senator John McCain
IkeaBoy
10-22-2001, 05:18 PM
first off it's old navy. secondly it sounds like someone doing a Mad Dog - 30 years reference. The material was lame, it literall went no where. he stinks. He's going to be a gym teacher
Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.
Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.
erinmoran
10-22-2001, 05:22 PM
He's just another bottomfeeder/intern trying make a name for himself
<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/em3.jpg"height=100 width=300
God bless America i touched Scott Baios junk
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Think about it
<img src=http://members.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/myhomepage//binaldin.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
Jester
10-22-2001, 05:33 PM
Now he is just reporting sports updates without even adding any comedy to it. Maybe he has a future with the Mike and the Mad Dog.
<center> <img src="http://a9.cpimg.com/image/7B/7F/4932219-7ab2-012C0064-.jpg"> </center>
Girlfezzie
10-22-2001, 05:34 PM
HE IS AWFUL!!!!!!! get him off the radio.He sounds like a less talented Pete Johnson.
Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony- My personal Lubricants.
IkeaBoy
10-22-2001, 05:40 PM
some words of advice for him: "it's easier to molest elementary age gym students than high school aged."
What's with the split personality thing.
Frighty Fright did learn one thing from this- he is no good on the air
EDIT: poor kid sounds like he's going to cry. And the 'leave them on the air' bit is always classic like when they did it to Dumpy.
Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.
Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.
This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 10-22-01 @ 9:42 PM
bill bixby
10-22-2001, 05:42 PM
<font pt size=6>aaarhgggghrgggh! dead air!!!!</b><font>
<img src="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/Image157.jpg"height=150 width=150
Im dead and still like little boys
Jester
10-22-2001, 05:43 PM
The new title of Dead Air is taken away from Dumpy. The new title holder is Frighty Fright.
<center> <img src="http://a9.cpimg.com/image/7B/7F/4932219-7ab2-012C0064-.jpg"> </center>
Tyler Durden
10-22-2001, 05:46 PM
One word.... LOSER.
that really sucked. I was feeling bad for him...until he started talking to himself.
talking to yourself on the air. never good.
dumb interns.
----------------------
"Hitting bottom is not a weekend-retreat, it's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying controlling everything and just let go."
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Death Metal Moe
10-22-2001, 10:08 PM
I NEED MORE JIM SHORTS!!
My pain index has not yet BEGUN to be satisfied! I LOVE IT! GIVE ME MORE! I LOVE THE ABUSE!!
http://unhallowed.com/sigs/MaskedisBack.gif
www.unhallowed.com
TomPoo
10-23-2001, 03:19 AM
Cringe Radio at its best, I couldn't turn it off
<IMG SRC="http://tompoo.50megs.com/images/sigpic1.jpg" width=300 height=100>
This message was edited by TomPoo on 10-23-01 @ 10:51 AM
JimBeam
10-23-2001, 06:17 AM
Geez, there was more dead air during that bit than at WJAP in Nagasaki after we dropped the bomb.
He was killing me. I almost drove my truck into oncoming traffic to end it.
And it wasnt as simple as just shutting it off or changing the station. When he kept repeating. " I'm just doing my best. ", it was seared into my memory. I'm getting sick just recalling the whole thing.
I've got one thing for Frighty Fright/Jim Shorts, a little quote from Sean Connery in " The Rock " :
Losers always cry about doing their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen !!
I have balls !!!
RF Godfather
10-23-2001, 11:20 AM
Listening to him talk to himself made me cry. Could he get more down on himself? I could see how.
Yadda Yadda Yadda!
Mee Meep! Wakka Wakka!
Jinkies! Zoinks!
http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark.jpg
Thanks WWFallon.
vBulletin® v3.7.0, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.