What Defines a Girl Drink

[DarkHippie]

<p>I've had this argument many times with different people.&nbsp; I say that a Long Island iced tea is not a girl drink.&nbsp; my girlfriend say that it is.&nbsp; She also says that a screwdriver is a girl drink because its just vodka and juice.</p><p>So what makes a girl drink a girl drink?&nbsp; is it the color?&nbsp; the taste?&nbsp; the fruit on top?</p>

[Jennitalia]

anything fruity tasting or anything that is pink, or pretty colorful.

[Furtherman]

Any drink that takes longer than 30 seconds to make.&nbsp;

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />anything fruity tasting or anything that is pink, or pretty colorful. <p>what if it has a shit load of alcohol like a long island?</p>

[Freakshow]

If it tastes like alcohol, it's not a girl drink.

[Jennitalia]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />anything fruity tasting or anything that is pink, or pretty colorful. <p>what if it has a shit load of alcohol like a long island?</p><p>i dont think a long island iced tea would be considered girly...unless it had an umbrella in it or something.&nbsp; sex on the beach, fuzzy navel, cosmo, malibu bay breaze, daquoiris...those are girly.</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />anything fruity tasting or anything that is pink, or pretty colorful. <p>what if it has a shit load of alcohol like a long island?</p><p>Yes, it has a shit load of alcohol, but it's a silly drink.&nbsp; Personally I call it a waste of money drink.&nbsp; Like carbombs or yager bombs.&nbsp; As a bartender, we'll charge you a ridiculous amount for a ridiculous drink.&nbsp; I understand the novelty of it all among a college crowd, but once you're a little older, get a real drink.&nbsp; </p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />anything fruity tasting or anything that is pink, or pretty colorful. <p>what if it has a shit load of alcohol like a long island?</p><font color="#990000" size="2"><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Are Long Island Iced Teas fruity tasting? They don't look too colorful. </font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">I guess any mixed drink could be called a girl's drink if one or more of the ingredients are juice or other non alcoholic thing to add flavor. </font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Men should drink straight liquor or liquor mixed with ice or a neutral liquid like club soda. I guess Soda is aceptable, like &quot;Jack and Coke&quot;.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">If you're not sure, just order a Beer or a straight shot of whiskey. There's nothing like a nice freshly brewed beer. It's good to find a local brewery and get a beer there, you'll never want to drink that piss that they sell at the liquor store/super market again!</font> </p></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 6-22-06 @ 12:46 PM</span>

[JustJon]

<p>Anything fruity.&nbsp; Anything colorful.&nbsp; Anything complex.</p><p>If it's not beer, an alcohol with a single mixer (generally not fruit juice) , or straight alcohol, it tends to be girly.<br /></p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

&nbsp;damn!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 6-22-06 @ 12:46 PM</span>

[yomudder21]

<p>I think if you drink it right out the helmet................</p><p>it is a girl drink.</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>A. Is it beer? </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; If yes, move to question A1. If no, move to question B.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A1. Is it light beer? </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;If yes, get some balls. If no, well done, you're a man.</p><p>B.Is it liquor? </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; If no, your vagina's getting fetid, go douche. If yes, move to question C.</p><p>C. Is there anything other than alcohol in it? </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If no, well done, Conan, now go find a car to fix. If yes, move to question D.</p><p>D. Is it water?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; If yes, I'm fairly sure you could explain the West Coast Offense and/or the infield fly rule&nbsp;to me. If no, keep truckin' to question E, Mary. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>E. Besides ice cubes (no, crushed doesn't count, fag) are there any other solid objects in your drink: umbrellas, straws, pieces of fruit, plastic sharks or lizards?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; If yes, I base your value as a person solely on the size of your breasts. If no, let's go kill something with our bare hands and eat its heart.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 6-22-06 @ 1:01 PM</span>

[mendyweiss]

<img src="http://www.frank-sinatra.de/carnegie.jpg" border="0" />Any thing that this guy won't drink

[WhistlePig]

What beers are considered girly? I always thought light beers were but an awful
lot of guys drink them.

[Freakshow]

I think guys drink light beer cause it's cheap, not because they are trying to lose weight. That might be the technicality that's involved there.

Girl Beer:

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[Snoogans]

If it's not Petrone Gold, its a girls drink<br />

[grlNIN]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I can rarely drink with my girlfriends because all they want is Miller Lite, Coors Light, etc...which is fine if you're still 16 and want a cheap buzz.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Unless im in the mood for a specific beer it literally takes me 10-15 minutes to decide. I like trying different kinds from all over, much to the dismay of said friends above because &quot;I cant pee out that Polish beer you drink like Miller!&quot;<br /></p><p>And all the females experience atleast 4 Bacardi binges in their lifetime, i think it may be part of our genetic code.</p>

[Snoogans]

It goes like this&nbsp; Petrone gold, Yagermeister if the money is too tight for the petrone, and heinekens. THATS IT<br />

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Anything fruity.&nbsp; Anything colorful.&nbsp; Anything complex.</p><p></p><p>Mojo?</p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>wine coolers = girly</p><p>my guy's friend always drinks coors light when we go out.&nbsp; i just laugh at him because he acts like he's a tough guy, a man's man.&nbsp; but, he's not.</p>

[Jennitalia]

oh, and strawberry kamikazees.&nbsp; somebody out there will get this <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

[A.J.]

<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br />I think guys drink light beer cause it's cheap, not because they are trying to lose weight. <p>Both.&nbsp; </p><p>Well, substitute &quot;stay thin&quot; for &quot;lose weight&quot;.&nbsp; The supression of the potential beer gut must continue unabated.</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Long Island Iced Tea = Saturday morning pick me up</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Screwdriver = does it taste like orange juice or vodka????</font></em></strong></p>

[DarkHippie]

I like my screwdrivers still tasting like vodka.&nbsp; I also like whiskey sours though.&nbsp; Generally i think&nbsp; sour drinks are girly, but i think whiskey counteracts that.

[Justice4all]

<p>a L.I. Iced tea is not a girl drink, not with the punch that thing packs!</p><p>I would say any drink they could or would have had on Sex in the City is definately girly. Cosmo's come to mind.</p><p>Screwdriver? Hmmm...I would have to say no, that could go either way.</p><p>Daquari's are only ok to drink if you are somewhere where it is a general drink, like a cruise around the carribean or at a beach house cocktail hour. I would never drink one in a bar though.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />Any drink that takes longer than <strike>30</strike>&nbsp; 3 seconds to make. <p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>For anyone who DOES NOT want girlie drinks:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="167" height="331" border="0" src="http://www.patronspirits.com/images/photos/spirits/patron_silver.jpg" />&nbsp; <img width="167" height="334" border="0" src="http://www.patronspirits.com/images/photos/spirits/patron_anejo.jpg" /></p><p>or if you wanna drop $230 bucks on a 750ml bottle</p><p><img width="150" height="324" border="0" src="http://www.patronspirits.com/images/photos/spirits/gran_patron.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Any drink that tastes like clam juice. <br />

[grlNIN]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p> </p><p>or if you wanna drop $230 bucks on a 750ml bottle</p><p><img width="150" height="324" border="0" src="http://www.patronspirits.com/images/photos/spirits/gran_patron.jpg" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No thank you, I enjoy my debt free lifestyle as is.<br /></p>

[torker]

ghb

[Gvac]

Adding anything other than ice to the liquor automatically makes it a girl drink.<br />

[Snoogans]

ok except what if its more liquor. like if you just take 3 different liquors with no other fag mixer is that now womanly, cause you added liquor to the liquor, and thats not ice<br />

[ConnieSwail]

<p>Beware the &quot;Girl Drink Drunk&quot;!!!!!!!!!111</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZK6RISIuPU</p><p> </p><p><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><a href="%3C/strong%3E%3C/font%3E%20http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZK6RISIuPU&search=girl%20drink%20drunk%20kids%20hall%3Cfont%2 0size="><strong /></a><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong /></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></font><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><br /></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/50880/Message/%3C/strong%3E%3Cstrong%3E%3Cstrong%3E%3Cstrong%3E%3Cst rong%3E%3Cstrong%3Ewww.youtube.com/watch?v=KZK6RISIuPU&search=girl%20drink%20drunk%20kids%20hall%3C/strong%3E%3C/strong%3E%3C/strong%3E%3C/strong%3E%3C/strong%3E%3Cstrong%3E"><strong><br /></strong></a></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong /></font><strong><strong><br /></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p>

















<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ConnieSwail on 6-22-06 @ 8:02 PM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;<font face="Microsoft Sans Serif" color="#000000">so I had and
idea to put a shotglass in my vagina, then pour a drink into it!</font></p><p><a href="http://www.smutpimps.com/babes/0415ftv/index103.html" target="_self" title="nsfw">Thats what I call a Girl drink! NSFW&nbsp;</a></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"><strong>What Defines a Girl Drink?</strong></font></p><p><img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4V0IJtEXB4BZ6OjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12dii77bu/EXP=1151103476/**http%3a//www.radiosanthony.com/images/roastpix/P1010046.JPG" /></p><p>&quot;ummm. . . . Piss?&quot;&nbsp;</p>