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AKA

06-23-2006, 07:06 AM

I'm curious if there a favorite catty, gossip-rag nick name for the duo that stole Jennifer Aniston's smile because I've now seen both, and I'm just confused.<img height="140" src="http://upload.moldova.org/social/2006/feb/joliepitt.jpg" width="140" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

06-23-2006, 07:09 AM

Worst thread ever.

blakjeezis

06-23-2006, 07:19 AM

I equate this thread with the eternally elusive no-wipe dump, meaning a dump so perfect and solid that you don't need to wipe because there are no remnants left behind. The paradox arises because the only way to know that you don't have to wipe is to wipe that first time and have it come out clean. SO, essentially there is no such thing as a no-wipe dump.What I'm getting at is that this thread is a no-response thread. It is not worth responding to. However, the only way to make that clear is to post a response. It's self defeating, just like the no-wipe dump. Since Matty cracked the seal and posted a response first, however, I don't feel bad posting the second response, or maybe third or fourth since it's now taken 20 minutes or so to write this ... feels like hours, as I'm sure reading it feels like as well, at least to anyone who made it this far. Can you imagine that, taking the time to post a random, meandiring, rambling response to a meaningless question? And people say there is no time for anything anymore. I had time to write this. You apparently have time to read it. WHat's wrong with you? Go do something with yourself! Plant a tree, read a book. Christ, you tax on humnaity, help an old lady cross the street. Do something, anything to give even a little maning to your being here, now.

Tall_James

06-23-2006, 07:20 AM

Go buy an US magazine and make your own damned decision.  Leave us out of this.

Sleeves

06-23-2006, 07:26 AM

How about we call them "Angelina".  But you say it a little softer.

A.J.

06-23-2006, 07:33 AM

Neither since this relationship will end in due course as all Hollywood couplings do.

Hottub

06-23-2006, 07:38 AM

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Death Metal Moe

06-23-2006, 07:42 AM

I LIke Brangelina.  That "d" breaks up the sound of the word, "Brangelina" is just smoother sounding.

Furtherman

06-23-2006, 07:58 AM

Moegelina?

AKA

06-23-2006, 08:03 AM

Not so wild about the "N" but it might grow on me. Tenbatsuzen wrote: Worst thread ever.<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46454/page/I_dropped_a_bomb_on_my_mom.htm" target="_self">Really? Is it?</a>

Jujubees2

06-23-2006, 08:20 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Worst thread ever.  Amen.  Total waste of space.

FMJeff

06-23-2006, 09:00 AM

This thread is dogshit. It's worse than dogshit. It's like a dog saying, I'm going to shit here, but then deciding it's not even worth wasting his doodoo.

Tenbatsuzen

06-23-2006, 09:18 AM

AKA wrote: Not so wild about the "N" but it might grow on me. Tenbatsuzen wrote: Worst thread ever.<a target="_self" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46454/page/I_dropped_a_bomb_on_my_mom.htm">Really? Is it?</a>   You're really idiotic.  Accidentally using the "C" word with your mom is a little funny.  You fucking posted a poll about a pair that's been together for over 2 years now, with NOTHING behind it, and now you're backpedalling because I'm not the only one who called you on it.

AKA

06-23-2006, 09:28 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: (1)You're really idiotic.  (2)Accidentally using the "C" word with your mom is a little funny.  (3) You fucking posted a poll about a pair that's been together for over 2 years now, with NOTHING behind it, (4) and now you're backpedalling because I'm not the only one who called you on it.1 - Am I? Am I really? Or I could be $5 richer for knowing you'd be the first who would have to respond.2 - Not so much3 - <a href="http://home.nycap.rr.com/davetehj00/captainobvious.jpg" target="_self">Uh-huh</a>4 - Windtalker!

mikeyboy

06-23-2006, 09:30 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  AKA wrote: Not so wild about the "N" but it might grow on me. Tenbatsuzen wrote: Worst thread ever.<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46454/page/I_dropped_a_bomb_on_my_mom.htm" target="_self">Really? Is it?</a>   You're really idiotic.  Accidentally using the "C" word with your mom is a little funny.  You fucking posted a poll about a pair that's been together for over 2 years now, with NOTHING behind it, and now you're backpedalling because I'm not the only one who called you on it.  Can you go a complete day without passive-aggressively jabbing at the people you don't like on the board or the show?  How is this any worse than any of the other lame celebrity threads?  Golly, I was really compelled by Jeff's Katherine McPhee thread.  Anyone who posts on this board for any length of time will post something completely dumb at some point.  I'm sure even the great Matty Friday's has some retarded threads in his past.  You only made the jab because you don't like AKA and you feel that his name change was somehow a personal jab at you.  Grow the fuck up.

Tenbatsuzen

06-23-2006, 09:41 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: AKA wrote: Not so wild about the "N" but it might grow on me. Tenbatsuzen wrote: Worst thread ever.<a target="_self" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46454/page/I_dropped_a_bomb_on_my_mom.htm">Really? Is it?</a> You're really idiotic. Accidentally using the "C" word with your mom is a little funny. You fucking posted a poll about a pair that's been together for over 2 years now, with NOTHING behind it, and now you're backpedalling because I'm not the only one who called you on it. Can you go a complete day without passive-aggressively jabbing at the people you don't like on the board or the show? How is this any worse than any of the other lame celebrity threads? Golly, I was really compelled by Jeff's Katherine McPhee thread. Anyone who posts on this board for any length of time will post something completely dumb at some point. I'm sure even the great Matty Friday's has some retarded threads in his past. You only made the jab because you don't like AKA and you feel that his name change was somehow a personal jab at you. Grow the fuck up.   Don't call me out on a vendetta, Mikey.  It doesn't matter who posted this thread, it's still a stupid fucking thread!  Funk, BJ, TooCute, Jon, Jeff, ANYBODY could have posted this thread.  NOBODY cares about these cutesy names the tabloids give celebrity couples.  If you are a guy and use the term "Brangelina", you should cut your cock off and start hormone therapy, because you're a woman trapped in a guy's body.  And I'm not the only one who calls Curtoid out on it.  The reason I clicked on it was maybe, just maybe, there was a pic of post-partum Jolie cleavage in it, because her tits have just gotten massive since having the kid. I was breaking balls.  Some people can't handle it as well as others.  I was thinking, at least if Curt was gonna call me out on making a stupid thread, he'd pull out "Matty Fridays Died".  I don't even know what he was thinking with the C-Word thread.

mikeyboy

06-23-2006, 09:47 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  mikeyboy wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:  AKA wrote: Not so wild about the "N" but it might grow on me. Tenbatsuzen wrote: Worst thread ever.<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46454/page/I_dropped_a_bomb_on_my_mom.htm" target="_self">Really? Is it?</a>   You're really idiotic. Accidentally using the "C" word with your mom is a little funny. You fucking posted a poll about a pair that's been together for over 2 years now, with NOTHING behind it, and now you're backpedalling because I'm not the only one who called you on it.  Can you go a complete day without passive-aggressively jabbing at the people you don't like on the board or the show? How is this any worse than any of the other lame celebrity threads? Golly, I was really compelled by Jeff's Katherine McPhee thread. Anyone who posts on this board for any length of time will post something completely dumb at some point. I'm sure even the great Matty Friday's has some retarded threads in his past. You only made the jab because you don't like AKA and you feel that his name change was somehow a personal jab at you. Grow the fuck up.   Don't call me out on a vendetta, Mikey.  It doesn't matter who posted this thread, it's still a stupid fucking thread!  Funk, BJ, TooCute, Jon, Jeff, ANYBODY could have posted this thread.  NOBODY cares about these cutesy names the tabloids give celebrity couples.  If you are a guy and use the term "Brangelina", you should cut your cock off and start hormone therapy, because you're a woman trapped in a guy's body.  And I'm not the only one who calls Curtoid out on it.  The reason I clicked on it was maybe, just maybe, there was a pic of post-partum Jolie cleavage in it, because her tits have just gotten massive since having the kid. I was breaking balls.  Some people can't handle it as well as others.  I was thinking, at least if Curt was gonna call me out on making a stupid thread, he'd pull out "Matty Fridays Died".  I don't even know what he was thinking with the C-Word thread.  Say what you will, but I don't believe you in the least.  I've seen the way you post.

AKA

06-23-2006, 10:00 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: I was thinking, at least if Curt was gonna call me out on making a stupid thread, he'd pull out "Matty Fridays Died".  I don't even know what he was thinking with the C-Word thread.How would that be consistant??<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/81/Topic/47939/page/Matty_Fridays_died_.htm" target="_self">Matty Fridays Died</a>Matty - relieved you are ok - very similar experience happened with me back in 1994 when I walked out of my car without a scratch, which had flipped over on it's top off of interstate 95 near Richmond. Very odd, liberating, terrifying, fortunate experience - to look back on a car you were in and see it crashed up, and the fact that you are out of it and all right. Much like you I found comfort with family members. Lots of introspection about luck and fate and the future and where I was in my life. My mind kept jumping back to the 1993 movie FEARLESS where Jeff Bridges survives a plane crash - I related, even though that was obviously hyped up and different experience. It took a good 2 years before I really felt somewhat level again, and even now, 11 years later, many of the changes in my life from then are still with me now. Mostly good ones, too. Nothing like cheating death to make you feel alive.  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46454/page/I_dropped_a_bomb_on_my_mom.htm" target="_self">Matt Saying "Cunt" In Front Of His Mother</a>Shocked This is no longer fun.

Furtherman

06-23-2006, 10:05 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Anyone who posts on this board for any length of time will post something completely dumb at some point.   Really?  Wow... I don't look forward to doing that!!!

ChimneyFish

06-23-2006, 11:54 AM

mikeyboy wrote:  Anyone who posts on this board for any length of time will post something completely dumb at some point.  You don't have to be nasty about it, mikey.I'll just leave.

Don Stugots

06-23-2006, 01:52 PM

firstly, saying Cunt to your mom is funny.  Boss man says the word "Golly", WAT UP WIT DAT?  And, Boss Man there is no reason to insult the rest of us.  if i may paraphrase Fez "thats just rude and rude."

mdr55

06-23-2006, 02:54 PM

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