The Ten-Year Erection=$400,000

[Jujubees2]

<p>Wow, I'm doing well if I can keep it up for ten minutes (okay, ten seconds).</p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13509704/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13509704/</a></p>

[super turbo death shark]

man who go through turnstile sideways go to bangkok<br />

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Why did he wait 8 years to complain about it?&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /></font></strong>

[narc]

Friend of mine told me a story about a friend of his who, before prom night, made the mistake of taking Viagra....<br><p>
A day later, it was still going on, and he was in AGONY.

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><font size="1">The Ten-Year Erection=$400,000</font></strong> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Somebody owes me some money for 7th grade thru college!</p>

[kellermcgee21]

<p>two things from the story....it was a steel and plastic implant which seems like a bad idea right away and the story mentions how he &quot;couldn't hug people&quot;&nbsp; poor guy</p>

[SatCam]

Ten-Year Erection=$400,000

Ten-Year Supply of Trojans=$500,000

Ten-Year Supply of Champagne=$4,000,000

Being able to fuck when ever you want=Priceless

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">The Ten-Year Erection=$400,000</font></strong> </p><p>Wow, a full Dickade....</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">The Ten-Year Erection=$400,000</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Wow, a full Dickade....</p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/dr.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Wish I had the&nbsp;&quot;ba-dum-psh&quot;&nbsp;sound effect.</font></em></strong></p>

[Snoogans]

its funny to me, i would think this guy would get alot more. People get millions for a knee injury in a car accident that lasts 18 months <br />

[FezPaul]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />its funny to me, i would think this guy would get alot more. People get millions for a knee injury in a car accident that lasts 18 months <br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Yes but, people don't volunteer to&nbsp;get a knee injury surgically implanted.</font></strong></p>

[trackstand]

And I thought he was just happy to see me!

[DarkHippie]

I hope he doesn't sleep on his stomach

[reeshy]

I'll bet he always heard this one...&quot;Careful, or you'll put out someone's eye&quot;!!!!!!<br />

[sr71blackbird]

<img height="285" src="http://artbabyart.org/press/bluebs.jpg" width="366" border="0" />

[Jujubees2]

And it must be hard for him to take a piss without squirting himself in the&nbsp;eye!

[mendyweiss]

It was pretty funny hearing OnA dance around this one on Free Fm. Norton called him Grandpa Creepy!

[Gvac]

Apparently I'm owed millions.<br />

[Hottub]

<p>&quot;Big Paul&quot; Castillano had a gooseneck put into his mule. Just kind of twist it around like a reading lamp, and off you go.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

the old&nbsp;woman got a pleasant surprise when she pulled up to ask him directions...

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Geez, looks like the poor man will get nothing for his troubles.&nbsp; At least he had the&nbsp;erection for ten years!</font></p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15018869/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15018869/</a></p><p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.&quot;</em></strong></font></p><p><font size="2">I wonder if it&nbsp;came with a crank?</font></p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.backyardcity.com/images/Galtech/727-Crank.jpg" width="221" border="0" /></p>