Will this drug arrest be the end? [Archive]

epo

06-26-2006, 07:35 PM

Rush Limbaugh....arrested again for drugs...<a href="http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/14908131.htm">http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/14908131.htm</a>Is this the end for Rush?  Probably not, but funny in so many ways nonetheless.

Death Metal Moe

06-26-2006, 07:38 PM

Fuck 'em.

PapaBear

06-26-2006, 07:39 PM

Since his drug testing deal is for narcotics, and he wasn't charged, I don't think he'll be in trouble for it. It will just lead to some embarrassment. After all... Daryn Kagan isn't quite what she used to be, so I'm not surprised he might need a little help.*It does bother me that he feels entitled to bend prescription laws by having the meds in his doctor's name. Why does he deserve more privacy than the rest of us?

This message was edited by PapaBear on 6-26-06 @ 11:41 PM

tele7

06-26-2006, 07:39 PM

"Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged."Way to rub it in.  Classic.

FUNKMAN

06-26-2006, 07:42 PM

when Rush was reached for comment:"that's not mine. that's not my bag baby"

natedawg2471

06-26-2006, 07:54 PM

I think in this whole Rush "drug" incedent people are missing the main factor. The humor. I mean I am not a Rush fan but believe that his name wasnt on the bottle to protect his condition which is now in the open. But the main question is what was the number one broadcaster in the country doing in the Dominican Republic with a bottle of Viagra? Could he and Jim Norton have many things in common? It's hysterical.But I do defend him on this though. Many people bash the time slot Ron and Fez are in, but he has made it very big in that slot. I know the boys can be great as well in that slot as well. Its great to listen during lunch hour.

IamFogHat

06-26-2006, 08:45 PM

I was so excited about this until I read it was viagra.  Any other drug I would have said fuck him, he had his chance to publically get clean, but viagra?  Come on, give the man a break.  He's sick from abusing drugs for ten years and now he can't get it up, no man should wish that on any other man.  If it was a painkiller or a downer or some shit i would have said fuck him (yes because I hate his politics and him personally), but VIAGRA??? come on.

fezident

06-26-2006, 08:54 PM

I tried ONE Oxycontin this weekend (80 milligrams) and it knocked my ass into the next afternoon.  I then had a headache for 2 days.  Oh...did I mention I snorted it?  Hey, it was a party.   Aaanyway...I don't see what all the fuss is about.  It gives you a furry feeling and then you sleep.  BFD. Viagra on the other hand...a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

DJEvelEd

06-27-2006, 03:42 AM

Whenever I travel I take along a large bottle of Oxycontin, Valium, Gabapentin, Syringes for Testosterone & Chorionic Gonadotropin, and then I rathole some fattys.Next time, take the train if you can't dialate enough.

FMJeff

06-27-2006, 07:25 AM

maybe its just me but if i was limbaugh id do everythign in my power to keep questionable drugs as far away from me as possible..

the man is really a pill head...

angrymissy

06-27-2006, 07:38 AM

fezident wrote:  I tried ONE Oxycontin this weekend (80 milligrams) and it knocked my ass into the next afternoon.  I then had a headache for 2 days.  Oh...did I mention I snorted it?  Hey, it was a party.   Aaanyway...I don't see what all the fuss is about.  It gives you a furry feeling and then you sleep.  BFD. Viagra on the other hand...a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.80mg of OC is a little ridiculous to snort if you don't have a tolerance.  Once you crush it up the time release is broken down.  You could have stopped breathing.  I don't know if you've ever taken a percocet, but a percocet usually has 5mg Oxycodone.  That's like eating 16 low dose percocet or 8 high dose at a time.  You might as well be snorting fat rails of herion.

ChimneyFish

06-27-2006, 08:08 AM

PapaBear wrote: Why does he deserve more privacy than the rest of us?  Because he's rich, and he's republican.

This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 6-27-06 @ 12:09 PM

high fly

06-27-2006, 09:32 AM

I can't help but wonder if he used my line:"THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, OFFICER! I just now FOUND  these drugs! I was just walking along (hurriedly whistles an aimless tune), minding my own business, thinking about buying tickets to the upcoming Policeman's Ball, when I looked down and POOF! There they were!"Weh-heh-hell, I didn't want some kid to find them, so I picked-em up and was just now on my way to the po-lice station to turn them in! "Oh, and uhhh, heh heh, if you have some of those Policeman's Ball tickets on yopu, I'll be glaaaad to buy some right now!"

INFOSTUD

06-27-2006, 09:44 AM

Lock his fat ass up!!!  Stupid, self-righteous son-of-a-bitch!!!!   Yet another Holier-than-thou falling flat on his fat face.

A.J.

06-27-2006, 10:11 AM

Yet another Holier-than-thou falling flat on his fat face.Not after taking viagra he won't.  Not with him sporting his own kickstand.

fezident

06-27-2006, 01:07 PM

Hey Angrymissy,Yeah...it was some reeeally poor judgement on my part.  The guy I was hangin' with does takes between 3 and 5 of those pills every day AND he drinks every night.  In my mind, I thought I could easily handle just ONE.I was wrong.  It felt good for a little bit but, the crappy headache I had for the next two days made me regret even trying it.  I have no desire to do it again.  In fact, I have another one of those pills just sitting around.  No desire.  I have no idea how much of this stuff Rush was doing but...I can't believe it doesn't totally put him out like a light!

angrymissy

06-27-2006, 01:57 PM

I'm just sayin, be careful.  80mg Oxycontin is the largest dosage
there is.  It's very easy to fall asleep and just not wake up when
it comes to heavy opiates like that.  Your friend probably has
developed a huge tolerance.

booster11373

06-27-2006, 02:12 PM

There are so many levels of hypocrisy here.

high fly

06-27-2006, 03:04 PM

It wasn't just his ratings that were sagging.gih gih gih!

This message was edited by high fly on 6-27-06 @ 7:05 PM

high fly

06-27-2006, 03:08 PM

I heard his girlfriend even tried playing the "Star Spangled Banner," but, alas, even that didn't help....

FezPaul

06-27-2006, 03:11 PM

fezident wrote:   In fact, I have another one of those pills just sitting around.   If I send you a self-adressed, stamped envelope..............

westcoast

06-27-2006, 03:29 PM

i can't believe it its a little viagra all the man want is a little play, and they want to condem him for it. Sure  he had a problem with pills before but common sense tells  no one is addicted to viagra and of course who likes to admit that they have to use it, even if they do admit it  who wants to share to the whole world they can't get it up? obviously the man has to by sex who in their right mind  would do him for freeee besides fezzy?

high fly

06-27-2006, 04:28 PM

Reminds me of an episode of All In the Family. Mike had the "Limbaugh Problem," and made the mistake of letting Archie know about it (at the beginning of the show). So for the next 30 minutes, Archie was pulling out one cliche after another and Mike had to just sit there and take it. Barney from work would show up and ask Archie to come help him work on his car, and Archie would say in a loud voice while looking at Mike, "Whatsa matter, can't get the car out of the garage?" Or Edith would try to write something down, but be unable to find something that would write, and Archie would say in a loud voice, while looking at Mike, "Whatsa matter, no lead in the pencil?" And so on, for the entire episode. One of the best All In the Family shows ever. 

This message was edited by high fly on 6-27-06 @ 8:43 PM

high fly

06-28-2006, 11:10 AM

HEY RUSH!YOU NEED A CANE FOR THAT LIMP?I got some unused crutches in the garage.

high fly

06-28-2006, 03:24 PM

SCENE: The Game Room inside Chateau Rouche, West Palm Beach, Fla.Our hero, lights a cohiba, leans back in his plush leather chair and loudle exhales a cloud of cigar smoke. He reaches down and presses a button on the side of his Louis XIII desk and moments later a large black woman in a black and white French maid's outfit walks in.Fannie: "Yes, massa, you rang?"Rush: "Hey Fannie, what are we having for dinner?"Fannie: "(giggle) Wail, it sho 'nuff ain't goan be no wet noodles! (hronk, snort)"

high fly

06-29-2006, 03:18 PM

Too bad REush couldn't take personal rersponsibility and admit the truth instead of  trying to pass blame off on others.Just goes to confirm suspicions he's not a stand-up sort of guy....