I've got a bad feeling

[BrownTown]

<p>My day is going too perfectly so far, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.</p><p>1. I came home from work last night and passed out on the couch almost immediately, so my usual 4-5 hours of sleep was extended to 9 hours (and that's waking up early).</p><p>2. For breakfast I ate the buffalo wings I made last night, and never ate because I fell asleep (my wife put them in the refrigerator for me - I didn't eat day old chicken that sat out overnight), and there was only 1 single bone wingette in the bunch (2 bones wingettes are the best).&nbsp;</p><p>3. My boss just called me, and told me, &quot;No need to come into the office until this afternoon if most of your work can be handled on the phone. Just work from home this morning.&quot;</p><p>Things are going too well. I'm probably gonna get hit by a bus today.</p>

[BrownTown]

<p>WTF?</p><p>And now (while working from home), an email from my CEO goes out to our whole company saying that we're having the best financial 1/4 in our company's history, so he's adding July 3rd to the list of our company's paid holidays.</p><p>Now I'm gonna get hit by 2 buses today.</p>

[reeshy]

Aren't you &quot;Mr. Cheerful&quot;....I wish I had your life!!!!!!<br />

[Jujubees2]

<p>Browntown,&nbsp; do yourself a favor and grab enough provisions to last you a couple of days and go hide out in the bath tub with a towel over your head and the lights out.</p><p>Something big is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>it's the little things&nbsp; </p>

[BrownTown]

<p>Holy Fucking Karma!!!!! Where do I start?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've moved 3 times over the past year, and in all the shuffling it seems I've lost track of making sure DMV &amp; my car insurance company have my most recent info. As a result:</p><p>1. I missed a car insurance payment (and I didn't know).</p><p>2. My insurance company dropped me (and I didn't know).</p><p>3. My license was suspended (and I didn't know).</p><p>4. When the Police Officer at the Holland Tunnel did a routine check of my paperwork on Friday, I was arrested &amp; my work truck was impounded.</p><p>5. I spent 30 hours in jail with every animal in NYC's system for my mistake.</p><p>6. After paying all my fines, and returning the plates from my vehicles, I was denied a Restricted Use License because I got a Cell Phone ticket while I had a suspended license.</p><p>7 To top it all off, I found out last night that 90% of the Car Insurance companies out there will not insure my wife now, because of me (really fair to a woman that has a perfect driving record her whole life, right?). <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I guess I'm paying for that one good day I had a few weeks ago and then some.<br /></p>

[KC2OSO]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>BrownTown</strong> wrote:<br /><p>(2 bones wingettes are the best).</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;I believe your use of the word 'wingette' was the start of your problems.&nbsp; Don't say or write 'wingette' any more and everything should be ok.&nbsp; 'Winglet' and 'demi-wing' are fine.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[AngelAmy]

at least you didnt get hit by a bus...or 2

[Justice4all]

<strong>BrownTown</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My day is going too perfectly so far, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.</p><p>1. I came home from work last night and passed out on the couch almost immediately, so my usual 4-5 hours of sleep was extended to 9 hours (and that's waking up early).</p><p>2. For breakfast I ate the buffalo wings I made last night, and never ate because I fell asleep (my wife put them in the refrigerator for me - I didn't eat day old chicken that sat out overnight), and there was only 1 single bone wingette in the bunch (2 bones wingettes are the best).&nbsp;</p><p>3. My boss just called me, and told me, &quot;No need to come into the office until this afternoon if most of your work can be handled on the phone. Just work from home this morning.&quot;</p><p>Things are going too well. I'm probably gonna get hit by a bus today.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jerry...is that you?</p>

[Fallon]

<strong>BrownTown</strong> wrote:<br><p>Holy Fucking Karma!!!!! Where do I start?</p><p>ÿ</p><p>I've moved 3 times over the past year, and in all the shuffling it seems I've lost track of making sure DMV & my car insurance company have my most recent info. As a result:</p><p>1. I missed a car insurance payment (and I didn't know).</p><p>2. My insurance company dropped me (and I didn't know).</p><p>3. My license was suspended (and I didn't know).</p><p>4. When the Police Officer at the Holland Tunnel did a routine check of my paperwork on Friday, I was arrested & my work truck was impounded.</p><p>5. I spent 30 hours in jail with every animal in NYC's system for my mistake.</p><p>6. After paying all my fines, and returning the plates from my vehicles, I was denied a Restricted Use License because I got a Cell Phone ticket while I had a suspended license.</p><p>7 To top it all off, I found out last night that 90% of the Car Insurance companies out there will not insure my wife now, because of me (really fair to a woman that has a perfect driving record her whole life, right?). <br /></p><p>ÿ</p><p>I guess I'm paying for that one good day I had a few weeks ago and then some.<br /></p><p></p>

That's what you get for eating buffalo wings for breakfast.

[Justice4all]

<p><img src="http://www.educared.org.ar/tamtam/kmages/han-solo.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;I've got a bad feeling about this&quot;</p>

[Gvac]

<p><img border="0" src="http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/sinatra/sinatra4.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ridin' high in April</p><p>Shot down in May&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<em><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Bob, I got a bad feeling on this one, all right? I mean I got a bad feeling! I don't think I'm gonna make it outta here! D'ya understand what I'm sayin' to you?</font></em> <br /><img height="300" src="http://www.johncmcginley.com/images/plafixed/pla05.jpg" width="548" border="0" />