Advances in Science: The Smoke Bikini

[mikeyboy]

<p>The design team that made smoke pants a reality have taken it a step further.&nbsp; I give you...</p><p>the smoke bikini.</p><p><img height="500" src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/smokebikin_v01.jpg" width="315" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/smokebikin_v01.pdf" target="_self">Click here for full-size pdf.</a></p>

[calfromcanada]

damn ron and his anti-wind technology<br />

[suggums]

brilliant.&nbsp; no ties even<br />

[Marc with a c]

tan lines?<br />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Now I'm starving.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Worse pick-up line of the future...</p><p>Damn, girl. You are SMOKIN'!</p>

[Marc with a c]

i find the bikini straps useful<br />

[FMJeff]

<p>why does the smoke have to be white...</p><p>that's fucking racist. and when i see ron im going to tell him that. to his face. yeah. call him a smoke racist. </p>

[The Jays]

Surgeon General's Warning: May Cause Breast Cancer

[whitethunder]

should have got a hotter model !!<br />

[Sheeplovr]

how did i mess up and double post<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 6-29-06 @ 6:01 PM</span>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>why did it take them 3 weeks longer ot make a bikini then the pants?</p><p>also wouldnt a smoke bikini be strapless where is the support coming from im lost&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

Just what is&nbsp;a &quot;Patented labia smoke retention pouch&quot; ?

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I can't wait until this technology becomes a reality.</p><p>I honestly started doing one for Smoke-Sweatpants, but I gave up.&nbsp; Thta's right, I gave up on smoke-sweatpants.</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why did it take them 3 weeks longer ot make a bikini then the pants?</p><p>also wouldnt a smoke bikini be strapless where is the support coming from im lost&nbsp;</p><p>Straps would cause <u>tar</u> lines.</p><p>A ge ge ge.</p>

[Foster]

<font size="3">Shouldn't the smoke just cover the areas that need to be covered?</font>

[yomudder21]

<p>It looks like she.................kind of gave up on bikini's...........</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

<p>I wouldn't mind taking a few drags on those filter tips</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p>I want to know if there's any problem&nbsp;with second-hand smoke?</p>

[FMJeff]

<p>are these things waterproof? I mean, maybe it's just me, but i've never seen smoke under water...i've seen smoke on the water....and fire in the sky...but never under water..i mean bikinis are for water use no? </p><p>i dunno, that combined with the racist nature of the product leads me to believe we won't be seeing smoke bikinis anytime soon...</p><p>i do recommend, however, smoke masks...you know...for jewish chicks...cause they're usually not very easy on the eyes...</p>

[french bread pizza]

<p>you should change it to smoke bikini prototype for chicks with dicks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and if you ask me there is no parts that really need to be covered...naked all the time</p>

[FMJeff]

<p>Well nobody asked you,&nbsp;heathan. MEHHHH</p>

[mexicandospirit]

how about taking it to the next level.....dare i say...<font size="6">smoke condomn?!!?</font><font size="1"> dare to dream gentlemen, dare to dream</font>

[FreshJ]

first smoke pants sounded cool, now the smoke bikini looks hot, but what I really want to see is a smoke skirt, cause I think it would have to be some kind of smoke ring and would look really cool.<br />

[The Jays]

I've tried to put on a smoke ring, but the fucker won't stay on, and it only works with cigars.