Ron versus Socrates

[The Jays]

Who is the better philosopher?

[Sheeplovr]

Ron should of been in Bill and Ted instead <br />

[Don Stugots]

who were the two jokers that voted against Ronnie?&nbsp; Mikeyboy should ban them.

[GlassJoe]

<p>Ronnie by a longshot.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I never made myself feel
better about getting drunk on a weeknight by saying &quot;Socrates said that
it don't make me a bad person.&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>You got to be kidding me..socrates, one of the worlds first and preeminent philosophers...the golden age of man</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>plus he killed every week at the Athens Yuk Yuk Shack.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Didnt do well in Sparta...his own personal red bank&nbsp; I guess</p><p><img height="323" src="http://www.accountingethics.com/images/socrates.jpg" width="260" border="0" /></p><p>Hmmm...what was that darned pants joke I was working on?</p>

[KennethC]

<p>&quot;Forget Aristotle and fuck Ronnie B, here comes Professor Anthony.&quot; </p><p>It actually rhymes better than the original version, so on those grounds I'll take Ron over that hemlock-swiller.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Comicus: Stand-up Philosopher.</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0082517/30289.jpg" width="162" border="0" /></p>

[FreshJ]

I don't think socretes ever tackled the age old question of how many 10 year olds can you beat up, Ron has tackled that question.&nbsp; Only a world class philospher like Ron Dares to tackle the subjects no one else will.<br />

[empulse]

<p>Ron would use the atomic ballchop on him.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img title="Atomic BallChop" height="96" alt="Atomic BallChop" src="http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/5425/cockpunch6px.gif" width="122" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />Ron should of been in Bill and Ted instead <br /><p>I will throat punch people who still fucking say his name like Bill and Ted do in the movie.</p><p>&quot;SO-CRATES!!!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh yea?&nbsp; BAM!!!!</p><p>Fuck you!!!!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Did Socrates know how to burn a heckler in the front row?&nbsp; No.</p><p>Did Socrates ever even contemplate Rape Prevention Prevention?&nbsp; Not a fucking chance.</p><p>Did Socrates have multiple HUGE staff changes, location moves and timeslot shuffles while still putting on the best radio show on the planet?&nbsp; No, the fairy stayed local.</p><p>Did Socrates know that dessert is part of the meal?&nbsp; Yea right, he's a loser.</p><p>Did Socrates ever let his coke dealer win on air prizes?&nbsp; Please.</p><p>Did Socrates have one of the nastiest flair chops and neck slaps in wrestling today?&nbsp; He wishes.</p><p>Did Socrates ever take a stun gun to the balls?&nbsp; Of course not.</p><p>Did Socrates die after taking some drugs?&nbsp; Like a fairy, he rolled over and died ass up.</p><p>NO DRUGS can kill our fucking Ronnie B!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="7">ALL HAIL RON!!!</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i think ron can win if he gets three bullets... three</p><p><img height="125" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiBPqalEBbAAxzejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1261omg6j/EXP=1152056015/**http%3a//www.hi-ho.ne.jp/tajimar/deerhunter_1978.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[The Jays]

Socrates was killed for corrupting the youth. I think this is where Ron wins, because he's skirted corrupting the youth by instead exposing the corruption of others to the youth, like Lenay and Jonah getting to hear what real maniacs sound like.

[FreshJ]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Did Socrates know how to burn a heckler in the front row? No.</p><p>Did Socrates ever even contemplate Rape Prevention Prevention? Not a fucking chance.</p><p>Did Socrates have multiple HUGE staff changes, location moves and timeslot shuffles while still putting on the best radio show on the planet? No, the fairy stayed local.</p><p>Did Socrates know that dessert is part of the meal? Yea right, he's a loser.</p><p>Did Socrates ever let his coke dealer win on air prizes? Please.</p><p>Did Socrates have one of the nastiest flair chops and neck slaps in wrestling today? He wishes.</p><p>Did Socrates ever take a stun gun to the balls? Of course not.</p><p>Did Socrates die after taking some drugs? Like a fairy, he rolled over and died ass up.</p><p>NO DRUGS can kill our fucking Ronnie B!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><font size="7">ALL HAIL RON!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Damn Straight, Ron is so profound that he should lead us all to the promised land.&nbsp; I would go far to say that Ron could take on all great philosphers.&nbsp; We all know it, some just do not want to admit it.&nbsp; Maybe Ron Could beat Up 30 Philosphers at a time?&nbsp;</p>