What are Ron, Fez, & co. doing for vacation?

[suggums]

<p>i know rons smoking a lot of cigars</p><p>fez is probably hiding in his apartment on retard island</p><p>earl is still working</p><p>and dave is taking cooking lessons&nbsp;</p>

[GlassJoe]

<p>Ronnie is in Cuba trying to find a female, 17-year-old,
contortionist, cigar roller and a suitcase big enough to hold her and
the 200 lbs of tobacco he bought.<br />
</p><p>Fez is camped out in a theater watching Superman Returns for a solid week.</p><p>Dave
is dividing his time between shooting Chef Boyardee cans off a fence
and meticulously studying old G.I. Joe cartoons trying to find a scene
where a person actually got shot.</p><p>And Earl is sitting in his
apartment listening to old clips of Ronnie asking him for his opinion
and practicing disagreeing with him.<br />
</p>

[SatCam]

Ron is planting a zen garden... while smoking a cigar.

Fez is soaking up the rays on the beach.

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Ron is planting a zen garden... while smoking a cigar. Fez is soaking up the rays on the beach. <p>Sadly,...Fez is unable to fully enjoy his time on the beach. In the back of his mind -he knows that a humiliating hosedown awaits. </p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Ron is planting a zen garden... while smoking a cigar. Fez is soaking up the rays on the beach. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Who is&nbsp;Ray????</font></em></strong></p>

[SatCam]

Ron is meeting with reps from the top ten clothing designers around the world to discuss the future of smoke pants... while smoking a cigar.

Fez is onstage with the B-52 playing the keytar and signing lead.

[FreshJ]

<p>ESD is at home because he is too afraid to go outside because someone may steal his coke, or he may wet his pants.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Earl is out on the town going to some club where he will name drop and try to get in.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fez is in Flordia telling everyone that says they are going to New York, &quot;THAT'S WHERE I AM!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ron is working on smuggling some cuban cigars into the US using illegal Mexican immigrants.&nbsp;</p>

[WHIT(EE)ARL]

all having as better time than me<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" /><br />

[docgoblin]

<p>Fez is in Fla. plotting revenge on an old friend of his Mother.</p><p>Earl is making a new demo tape for E-Lo.</p><p>Dave is hiding in his apartment with the phone in his hand ready to dial 9-1-1.</p><p>Ron is at Master Po's academy learning how to defend himself against well-trained blind rape victims. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by docgoblin on 7-3-06 @ 5:48 PM</span>

[UnknownPD]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">I'm pretty sure they're both smoking cubans...<br /></font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>All 4 are currently avoiding us.&nbsp; Do&nbsp; you have any idea what it must be like to deal with all of us on a daily basis?</p>

[AKA]

<p>Ron is in Dallas</p><p>Fez is in Fairfax</p><p>Earl is in Florida - on the beach - all in black</p><p>Dave is in Harlem</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">The Fab Four are currently touring&nbsp;Eastern Europe&nbsp;in the revival of Beatlemania!!! To rave reviews, I might add...</font></strong></p><p><img height="225" src="http://www.superunicorn.com/erik/uploaded_images/beatlemania-783942.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>All 4 are currently avoiding us.&nbsp; Do&nbsp; you have any idea what it must be like to deal with all of us on a daily basis?</p><p>all to well my friend, all to well.</p>

[The Jays]

This is the creepiest thread title I've ever seen here.

[kdubya]

Duh, Ron is raping, didn't you hear the promo?

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Duh, Ron is raping, didn't you hear the promo? <p>Oooooh yea.&nbsp; In that case, Fez is sitting in the back of a rental truck with John Candy and Earl is beating the shit out of 2 clumsy burglars.</p>

[nevnut]

<p>Ron is kicking the shit out of nine-year-olds while smoking a cigar.</p><p>Fez went to Niagra.</p>

[sithlord]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;So they are only going to be off for one week right?&nbsp;</p>