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spoon
07-13-2006, 01:46 AM
<p>Just sign up and post away you lazy fuckers! I need some new late night posters back on the site and there always seems to be some "just browsing" peeps lurking away. </p><p>Come on in, the water's fine! </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 7-13-06 @ 5:49 AM</span>
Don Stugots
07-13-2006, 02:11 AM
get in here you wussyies
spoon
07-13-2006, 02:51 AM
<p>Why Stu!? WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????</p><p>Lose that awful fucking sig now!</p><p>Oh the douche chills.</p>
Death Metal Moe
07-13-2006, 04:35 AM
<p>That picture is just about as famous as "Tub Girl" at this point on the internet.</p><p>But I do agree, there are far too many people just visiting and never signing up, or worse yet, signed in but saying nothing. The messageboard only works when people reply. </p><p>We'd like to see all the lurkers add to the messageboard too. If you're a fan of Ron and Fez, talk about it.</p>
Hottub
07-13-2006, 04:39 AM
<p>I've got something to add.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Moe. Stop posting and get your lazy ass to work!</p>
undressa
07-13-2006, 05:04 AM
<p>I make this my promise to you ron fez family, I will post more and stop lurking</p><p>amen</p><p>lots of love</p><p>undressa</p><p>xoxoxoxoxo</p>
walking joint
07-13-2006, 05:53 AM
<p>i feel like i've read this thread before.</p>
FreshJ
07-14-2006, 07:15 PM
Is posting when you dig a hole and put a post in it? Cause I don't really need a fence.<br />
FUNKMAN
07-14-2006, 07:33 PM
<strong>FreshJ</strong> wrote:<br />Is posting when you dig a hole and put a post in it? Cause I don't really need a fence.<br /><p>not on this board...</p><p>posting is when you lick it and stick it</p>
nevnut
07-14-2006, 07:33 PM
<img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e127/nevnut/fencepost.jpg" border="0" />
Lumber
07-14-2006, 07:35 PM
OK
FezPaul
07-14-2006, 07:42 PM
TERRIFIC
kdubya
07-14-2006, 07:56 PM
<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" /> Just looking
WhistlePig
07-14-2006, 08:00 PM
I'll try, but I've been going through an insecure period where I'll start to reply to a
thread but think my response sounds stupid (stupider than usual) and I'll just
delete it. I've got to get back into "don't give a shit" mode.
FUNKMAN
07-14-2006, 09:16 PM
<strong>Saleslady</strong>: May I help you <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: No, we're just browsing <br /><strong>Saleslady</strong>: How long do you intend to browse <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse. <br /><strong>Saleslady</strong>: You don't look like browsers <br /><strong>Nicky</strong>: Yeah, what do browsers look like. <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: Yeah, maybe I'm half browser. <br /><strong>Nicky</strong>: Yeah, on his mother's side.
PapaBear
07-14-2006, 09:24 PM
<p><img height="384" src="http://www.ellisparkerbutler.info/epb/pic/v10/saturday_evening_post_1917_12_29_a.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p><p>Um... I mean Saturday Morning.</p>
tele7
07-14-2006, 09:26 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br><strong>Saleslady</strong>: May I help you <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: No, we're just browsing <br /><strong>Saleslady</strong>: How long do you intend to browse <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse. <br /><strong>Saleslady</strong>: You don't look like browsers <br /><strong>Nicky</strong>: Yeah, what do browsers look like. <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: Yeah, maybe I'm half browser. <br /><strong>Nicky</strong>: Yeah, on his mother's side.<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
<p>It really is annoying when you see twenty members signed in and no new posts in an hour. </p><p>Have you all read this board? Nonsense reigns supreme! </p><p>Stop being so critical of yourselves and post away. </p><p>The more (stupidity) the merrier. </p>
nevnut
07-15-2006, 06:35 AM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It really is annoying when you see twenty members signed in and no new posts in an hour. </p><p>Have you all read this board? Nonsense reigns supreme! </p><p>Stop being so critical of yourselves and post away. </p><p>The more (stupidity) the merrier. </p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5">POST!POST!POST!POST!POST!POST!POST!POST!POST!POST! POST!POST!POST!POST!POST!POST!</font></p>
<p>I knew I could count on you Nevnut!</p><p>By the way - did you ever hear the story of how I got my board name? <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" /> </p>
Death Metal Moe
07-15-2006, 06:40 AM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It really is annoying when you see twenty members signed in and no new posts in an hour. </p><p>Have you all read this board? Nonsense reigns supreme! </p><p>Stop being so critical of yourselves and post away. </p><p>The more (stupidity) the merrier. </p><p>Exactly. And after awhile it makes me feel a little pissed off. All the board regulars or semi-regulars are trying their hardest to have fun, make others laugh, discuss stuff and just generally throw ideas around. But these lurkers are getting to read all that with no effort put into the board on their end.</p><p> </p><p>The discussion will only get better and expand more with other's input. Jump in.</p>
Death Metal Moe
07-15-2006, 06:41 AM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I knew I could count on you Nevnut!</p><p>By the way - did you ever hear the story of how I got my board name? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /> </p><p>Yes, I did.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz</p>
nevnut
07-15-2006, 06:41 AM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I knew I could count on you Nevnut!</p><p>By the way - did you ever hear the story of how I got my board name? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /> </p><p>Something about God?</p>
docgoblin
07-15-2006, 06:42 AM
<p> </p><strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />I'll try, but I've been going through an insecure period where I'll start to reply to a
thread but think my response sounds stupid (stupider than usual) and I'll just
delete it. I've got to get back into "don't give a shit" mode. <p> </p><p> </p><p>I have finally started posting after being registered for 4 years. I post alot of dumb stuff, but then again, I post some decent stuff also. Like you said, I just thought "who cares what other's think?"</p><p>God, this post is awful! </p>
J.Clints
07-15-2006, 06:44 AM
I dont think I have ever posted anything that has been worth a damn, but what the hell I enjoy it so......
torker
07-15-2006, 06:51 AM
<p> Quit browsing and start Bowzering.</p><p><img height="151" src="http://mywebpages.comcast.net/matchgame/3x5pictures/JonBauman2.jpg" width="204" border="0" /></p>
Marc with a c
07-15-2006, 05:08 PM
<p>yeah jerks post.</p><p>the longer the better.</p>
kevcala
07-15-2006, 05:11 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Saleslady</strong>: May I help you <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: No, we're just browsing <br /><strong>Saleslady</strong>: How long do you intend to browse <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse. <br /><strong>Saleslady</strong>: You don't look like browsers <br /><strong>Nicky</strong>: Yeah, what do browsers look like. <br /><strong>Monty</strong>: Yeah, maybe I'm half browser. <br /><strong>Nicky</strong>: Yeah, on his mother's side.Just let me lick the bride.<br /><p> </p>
hoofhearted
07-15-2006, 05:17 PM
alright, I'm in.
But, I want to make one of those fancy image thingys you people
have. Anyone want to give me a dose of guidance? (I know photoshop
well....it's the sizing/uploading thing I don't understand.
Sorry for lurking. I'm in.
Marc with a c
07-15-2006, 05:19 PM
<strong>hoofhearted</strong> wrote:<br />alright, I'm in. But, I want to make one of those fancy image thingys you people have. Anyone want to give me a dose of guidance? (I know photoshop well....it's the sizing/uploading thing I don't understand. Sorry for lurking. I'm in. <p>spoon wasn't talking about you.</p>
hoofhearted
07-15-2006, 05:25 PM
Uh, who's Spoon?
Marc with a c
07-15-2006, 05:31 PM
<strong>hoofhearted</strong> wrote:<br />Uh, who's Spoon? <p>he is a blue jays fan, he doensn't like moe, he likes to wear fancy pink shirts, and he once beat up a cop, he is only on from 2 am to 5am, he loves using ~~~~.</p><p>i'm sure alot of other people would like to answer that question as well.</p><p>he also is the fella started this thread aboot people lurking.</p>
hoofhearted
07-15-2006, 05:36 PM
The Blue Jays? The Raptors, too?
<p>From the FAQ -</p><p> </p><p align="left"><strong><a name="4">4</a>. What are the guidelines on signature pictures? How
do I put one in my posts?</strong></p>
<p align="left">Signature pictures should be no larger than 300 x
100 pixels and 40 kb. If your signature is too large you will be asked by a
moderator to shrink it, if you fail to do so, your status may be changed, or
worse.<br />
<em>To put a signature picture in your posts:</em></p>
<ol><li>
<p align="left">First you must upload
the image to a server. RonFez.net does not host pictures. The best thing to do
is find a site the you can make a Free homepage and put it there. Some sites
like AOL , Yahoo, and photobucket are good. Or just ask someone who has a sig
pic. We are all friends here.
</p></li><li>
<p align="left">After Uploading the pic make note of the
image's online URL<br />click the link to View/Edit your profile.
</p></li><li>
<p align="left">In the
"signature" form, use HTML to reference your image. (Use google to learn more
about setting up an image source in HTML).
</p></li></ol>
<p align="left"><strong>NO FLASH SWF FILES CAN BE USED AS SIG PICS! NO PORNOGRAPHIC
IMAGERY MAY BE USED IN YOUR SIG PIC!</strong></p>
<strong><a name="5"></a></strong><p> </p>
Death Metal Moe
07-15-2006, 08:13 PM
<p>On a completely unrelated note, everytime I read this thread's title, all I can hear is Arnold's voice saying it as in this classc radio drop:</p><p><img height="325" src="http://www.psistar.co.uk/images/stopwhining.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 7-16-06 @ 12:13 AM</span>
spoon
07-15-2006, 08:31 PM
<strong>hoofhearted</strong> wrote:<br />The Blue Jays? The Raptors, too? <p>Nah, Blue Jays, Chargers and Avalanche baby! The Raptors and the NBA for that matter can suck a cock. For the sig, pm Fallon with some ideas and he'll rip you one off in no time. He's the best at all sigs that don't include rolling lightning. And I never wear pink shirts, their just off-red. And where the hell did this cop fight idea come from? It was a priest. Now who wants a taco?</p>
SatCam
07-15-2006, 08:41 PM
All the board regulars or semi-regulars are trying their hardest to have fun, make others laugh, discuss stuff and just generally throw ideas around.
some of us just post one-liners that add nothing...
PapaBear
07-15-2006, 09:24 PM
<p>and he once beat up a cop</p><p>Hey... Me too! So he was a University cop. He still had a gun.</p>
suggums
07-15-2006, 09:27 PM
sometimes ill just browse not logged in<br />
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