Army Questions

[Dirtybird12]

<p>So today I am going to the Army recruiting office to get some information about enlisting.</p><p>Has anyone here been in the Army?&nbsp; Any advice or ideas for questins to ask?</p><p>Do they allow misdameanor offenders in the Army?</p>

[Hottub]

Go rent Stripes.

[A.J.]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Any advice or ideas for questins to ask?</p><p>&quot;Don't ask, don't tell.&quot;</p><p><img height="238" src="http://www.transparencynow.com/images/klingerexpression.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Go rent Stripes. I did. It inspired me to enlist. I havent yet.&nbsp; Maybe I wont.&nbsp; Just looking into it. But Stripes DID play a major roll in this.

[JPMNICK]

<p>not maybe you won't, you defianlty will not enlist. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p>So are you trying to lose some weight</p><p><img height="240" src="http://videodetective.com/photos/014/000588_29.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>or did your girlfriend move out on you and you're sick of driving a taxi?</p><p><img height="183" src="http://www.movieactors.com/photos/stripes99.jpeg" width="266" border="0" /></p><p>And don't worry, if your a homosexual they'll send you someplace special.&nbsp; </p><p>That's the fact, Jack!</p><p><img height="252" src="http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/stripes_02.JPG" width="344" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>that hurts. ya wanna know something? I dont feel like taking you or your luggage to the airport.</p><p>Look at that look on wingers face. Classic. U can just tell he's had one of those days. </p>

[Jujubees2]

&quot;No, it's not the speed really so much.<br /><br />I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.&quot;<br /><br />

[UnknownPD]

<p>Do they allow misdameanor offenders in the Army?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">Misdemeanors no ...rape yes</font></p>