Death Metal Moe Did It!!!

[Reephdweller]

<h1>Bacon-Eating Burglar Arrested In Salt Lake Kitchen</h1><div><p><em><font color="#444444">(KUTV)</font></em> <em><font color="#444444">SALT LAKE CITY</font></em> A Salt Lake man came home Tuesday evening and saw someone in his house. <br /><br />He called the police and reported that a man was eating in his kitchen. <br /><br />He had taken two pounds of bacon from the refrigerator and had fried it up.&nbsp;<br /><br /></p><p>No wonder he's been so quiet of late. Fess up bacon boy!!!</p><p><a href="http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_194103856.html">http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_194103856.html</a></p><p><img height="480" src="http://lennthompson.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bacon.jpg" width="388" border="0" /></p></div>

[Don Stugots]

say it aint so Moe, say it aint so

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>It wasn't me, but it was one of my disciples.&nbsp; I'm like Manson.&nbsp; I never actually do anything, I just pull the strings.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>What a pig</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Evilpete]

great guys, now I'm fucking starvin'<br />

[MadMatt]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It wasn't me, but it was one of my disciples.&nbsp; I'm like Manson.&nbsp; I never actually do anything, I just pull the strings.</p><p><font size="2">I bet it <strong><em><u>WAS</u></em></strong> you!&nbsp; Just look at that spiffy, masterfully created <em><strong>avatar</strong></em> - That's a Bacon Burglar if I ever saw one!</font></p>