would you rather eat or sleep?

[Marc with a c]

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[SatCam]

bone

[cougarjake13]

<p>i'll sleep plenty when i'm dead im voting for eating</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I once fell asleep embracing an entire glazed ham.</p><p>What does that fall under?</p>

[SatCam]

two chicks at once

[Fallon]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br><p>I once fell asleep embracing an entire glazed ham.</p><p>What does that fall under?</p><p></p>
Beastiality?

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I've never sat in front of a plate of food for hours trying, but not being able, to eat.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I've never been groggy at work because I couldn't eat the night before.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I don't have to hit the snooze alarm 3 times to stop eating.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I can eat while I'm driving.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I don't have to get up in the middle of a meal to take a piss.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Shakespear never wrote: &quot;To eat, perchance to dream&quot;.</font></strong></p>

[sr71blackbird]

If I do not have anything to eat and I am hungry; I sleep

[SatCam]

I usually eat em before I sleep wit em

OH!

[Don Stugots]

batch

[FUNKMAN]

<p>eat ... cause if you never eat you'll eventually be sleeping for a long time</p>