William Howard Taft VS Holden Caulfield

[Judge Smails]

<p>In a bare-fisted fight to the death - Discuss</p>

[PapaBear]

Caulfield would win. Taft is a phony.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I think Holden would keep Wil at bay with a lot of foot work, slowly wearing him down.&nbsp; Finally, poor coditioning would be the defeat of Wil.</p><p>Only hope Taft has is a quick grapple.</p>

[XMRonFez]

All I know is Taft got stuck in the tub. I'm not voting for that fat bastard...

[chili]

Are you holdin? Did William Holden come to the party? You got Holden Caulfield in there, man?<br />

[narc]

Holden's too apathetic and whiny to fight back. Taft is strong enough to carry around his 500 lb frame, AND has the power of being the only man to be President and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Taft wins it with the Chokeslam. Or the Tombstone Piledriver.

[Recyclerz]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Holden's too apathetic and whiny to fight back. Taft is strong enough to carry around his 500 lb frame, AND has the power of being the only man to be President and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Taft wins it with the Chokeslam. Or the Tombstone Piledriver. <p>Narc has stumbled onto the truth.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

i think Holden would lose because he would be too busy thinking about the damn swans in central park.&nbsp; Lets not forget he made a mental breakdown over the word FUCK being written on a wall.&nbsp; he lacks killer instinct.&nbsp;